COPY: 8 ways you can be scammed at a club offering lap-dances

So this article is based on clubs that are openly offering lap-dances or contact lap-dances.

If you’re at a club that doesn’t openly offer lap-dances, but instead offers “private dances” or “dances” for sale, all of these still apply, but with the obvious addition of they could also scam you via offering a lap-dance but then not doing one after you pay.

One key thing to consider is how you define a lap-dance. I’m defining a lap-dance as the dancers crotch area making contact with your lap area. This can include your crotch area, but wouldn’t be exclusive to your crotch area.
Some of these may be debatable, but since lapdances are sold in either time increments, or by song increments, I am using the logic of if you pay for an hour massage, the vast majority of that time should be you actually receiving a massage. IMO it’s important to pay attention to what is going on in the lapdance, to ensure you’re getting your money’s worth. Similar to how a 10 minute massage doesnt have the same value as a 30 minute massage, if you paid for a lapdance but received something else, you likely got hustled.

1. Standing in front of you and talking or posing or dancing. This is the classic air dance, done to avoid contact with your lap. You can get that at stage-side, so no sense in paying a private dance upcharge for it.

2. Standing in front of you, playing with your hair, touching your face or ears, massaging your shoulders, etc. You can get an hour massage for probably the price of a 10-minute lap-dance, so no sense in paying for this.

3. Standing in front of you, leaning over and breathing into each ear, or putting her boobs in your face. This may be enjoyable for some guys but if it’s being done for any significant amount of time it is likely a tactic to reduce contact.

4. Laying on your stomach, or otherwise laying anywhere on you.

5. Wanting to take photos, or spend excessive time posing for photos.

6. Jumping on top of the couch you’re sitting on, to put their crotch in your face or otherwise linger around on the couch area instead of on your lap.

7. Bouncing on your lap instead of grinding. This is done to limit contact, and the majority of the time they will be in the air instead of on your lap. It could be done if its some sort of boundary, or if she’s worried about you or herself getting off from the grinding.

8. Only or mostly grinding or sitting on your thighs. This is debatable but some do believe there should be at least some minimal level of grinding on johnny as part of the lap-dance.