Shortz in The Klub

Shortz in The Klub

Back in my early PL days in the 90's I showed up to a SC in sweatpants and was so strongly rebuked I haven't bothered to try again since. The explanation given at the time was that - and I know some of you will be absolutely shocked - fellas would slyly let the little guy out during grinding lap dances. I know right! That was my exact plan. Corrected in my assumption that I'd figured out a new trick, I've lived my life since under the rule "if there are no belt loops, it will not be allowed in the nice clubs." I've talked to many dancers, bouncers, and managers in the past 30 years that confirmed. I've always considered shorts in the same category. Till today.

So I've been hanging on a friend's boat all weekend and the volume of inaccessible flesh on display finally drove us to make a lunch run to an adult Klub for something we could touch. We called to confirm the "dress code" before heading out, and were begrudgingly told that shorts and tee-shirts would be "okay", as long as they are not bathing suits or sports shorts (not sure if this is normal, or due to the size of our group and recognition of the holiday weekend.)

I will admit that I've seen dudes in shorts at the Klub in the past and always kind of sort of looked down on them a bit. "Like, get dressed up for a classy night, dude!" I also truly believe I get better attention from the girls in bars that allow it due to perceptions about money, sophistication, and such. Man, I'm an idiot!!!

While at first it was a little odd being so casual in a Klub, I shit you not that I had a female hand on my bare cock for 115 of the 120 minutes we were there. Admittedly, I did sneak in with some nice looking shorts - with only an elastic band! Also, they were short. The access was just too tempting for the dancers looking to make some money on a slow day and trying to get me to make decisions with the "little head". Sitting in a booth and ordering bottle service are certain to have helped as well.

While I had a lovely time (as did a couple of the other guys), I was wondering if this is common? Or just a perfect storm of July 4th being on a Sunday, the club being open on Monday with a slow crowd, and a good weather weekend? I can certainly get used to this level of attention, as hard as it was to not over stimulate myself in the booth! If it were up to me, I'd never go with any other type of bottom again. 

Have any of you had similar experiences?

Girls, what are your thoughts?