Best Strip Club Names!

I've been on the lookout for clever strip club names ever since visiting Portland Oregon's "Dancin' Bare", whose sign features a Grateful Dead dancin' bear crossed out next to the silhouette of a stripper on a pole. No other club can top that, but here are my top runners-up. A few have closed, but the names live on in infamy:
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Bottoms Up Gentlemen's Club, NJ
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Fuzzy Holes, TN
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The Great Alaskan Bush Co.- AK Venture into the bush!
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Volcanic Eruptions, NJ
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Wesley's Boobie Trap, AL
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The Landing Strip, MI
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Leave it to Beavers, PA
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Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow, AL- (what is it with Alabama and "Boobie" names?)
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The Lumberyard, IA- "Where Real Men Go to Get Wood"
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Dancin' Bare, OR- Seriously, look up their sign! It's hilarious. Forever #1 in my book.
Anyone have ideas for strip club names that should exist?
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