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Best Strip Club Names!

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misterfrazzle

I've been on the lookout for clever strip club names ever since visiting Portland Oregon's "Dancin' Bare", whose sign features a Grateful Dead dancin' bear crossed out next to the silhouette of a stripper on a pole. No other club can top that, but here are my top runners-up. A few have closed, but the names live on in infamy:

  1. Bottoms Up Gentlemen's Club, NJ

  2. Fuzzy Holes, TN

  3. The Great Alaskan Bush Co.- AK Venture into the bush!

  4. Volcanic Eruptions, NJ

  5. Wesley's Boobie Trap, AL

  6. The Landing Strip, MI

  7. Leave it to Beavers, PA

  8. Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow, AL- (what is it with Alabama and "Boobie" names?)

  9. The Lumberyard, IA- "Where Real Men Go to Get Wood"

  10. Dancin' Bare, OR- Seriously, look up their sign! It's hilarious. Forever #1 in my book.

Anyone have ideas for strip club names that should exist?

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