First time experience

The first time I went to a club was for my bachelor party. Went pregaming at a few bars beforehand. Ended up getting too drunk to be functional at the club.

Went for a lap dance. I was so drunk that I told her not to bother because I felt completely numb. I then spent the entire time showing her pictures of my bride to be. My friends kept giving me money to get dances Unfortunately I was too drunk to leave my seat at that point. Ended up making $400, so not a total loss. Only time I made money going to a club.