How to get laid in a strip club

When I go to strip clubs, I seem to get a lot of questions from guys wondering how to get laid with a stripper. I don't know why this is so difficult for some men.

If anyone has anything to add, feel free, but the following has worked for me, with dozens of girls across several clubs:

1. Go to a club with a VIP room, with good personal hygiene

2. Chat them up on normal, non-creepy stuff (Current events, what they do, etc.)

3. Buy them a drink or two, any drink they want (Don't be cheap here)

4. Get 2-3 lap dances

5. Get their number (if they do it, you're looking good)

6. Chat them up some more

7. Come back, repeat steps 2-4

8. During the dances, bring up sex, gauge their interest (if they're excited, you're good). Be prepared to have them require a generous tip

9. Get a VIP room

10. Tip them a couple hundred bucks and have a condom

Anyone else?