Follies in Atlanta is terrible now. Let's all implement the following rules!

No more giving dances to girls who don't take off their tops! (Give them $5 for this, because they gave you half a dance)
No more giving dances to girls who don't take off their bottoms! (Once again this is another $5 dance)
Definitely, No more giving dances to girls who don't take off any of their clothes! (You will be fined with limp dick for this one)
No more giving dances to girls who look at their phones during the dance! (She needs to be fired on the spot)
No more paying more than $10 for a $10 dance. (Would you pay more than $3 for milk at Wal-Mart?)
If you get more than 2 dances, no tipping extra unless she grabs your dick or does extras out during a song.
Don't pay more than $150 to the dancer and $52 to the club for VIP. Try and get VIP for $100/dancer(You will get your Simp(buster) card if you do, you probably never had a player card if you did this)
Don't buy a girl a drink, unless she has already been talking to you for 2 or more songs and she didn't ask you for a drink first.
Don't let a dancer intimidate you into getting a dance you don't want. (You will get your Simp(buster) card upgraded)
Lastly have fun! You are the one with the money. The dancers are there to work hard to make you spend it. You don't owe them anything!

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