MN clubs

As the Super Bowl is being held in my fair city I thought I would give a rundown of the clubs and the expectations you should have.

First if you want full nude, you won’t get alcohol. This isn’t a big deal, especially if you plan ahead and walk into the club after hitting a nearby bar.

Second some up selling is worth it, clubs like the Choice encourage their girls to get you upstairs, so far I have never been disappointed in making that choice.

Parking is a challenge for most of the clubs near the stadium, if you are hoping to park around back and be discreet in your entry, most Minneapolis clubs don’t really oblige that.

There was a recent finding by the Minneapolis Police Department that found a fair amount of bodily fluid on the lap dance couches, which means that MPD might be cracking down a bit on some of the better dancers, but no one I spoke with seemed to bat an eye at that finding.

Overall you’ll find a lot of good clubs and a variety of girls in each one.