ripped-off in paradise

Rule #1 the girl has got to be super hot.

Which brings me to Rule #2: the whole thing is (financially) a rip-off. You're going to get ripped off. This industry has a reputation for being sleazy. Management & dancers will both do it to varying degrees, depending upon what the local market & competition allow.

Avoiding being ripped off is partly luck, and partly skill from experience. You need to be savvy and spot the hustle before it happens. If her sales pitch is rude or overly aggressive, be stubborn. So long as she's not your only option in the club, walk away. She's not worth it.

But if she keeps her sales pitch low key, and delivers the T&A, don't complain about her prices. Accept it. Of course her prices are too high-- she's beautiful! Beautiful girls can charge a lot, and that's a compromise you need to make peace with. When all is said and done, the ultimate goal is to have an incredible visit with an incredible girl. Remember rule #1: you're after a high quality dance from an 8 or a 9. Sometimes you find her, sometimes you don't.

But when you do find her-- those moments of otherworldly bliss make it all worth it. When she's super hot and gives you a top notch experience, you've found your paradise. You're in a different state of mind. The bottom line is that tits and ass are an intoxicating high. And like all good highs: even when it's expensive, it's worth it.

Figuring out how much of your income you can allocate towards lap dances is a challenge, especially when you're making decisions under the influence of alcohol combined with horniness. More realistically, not everyone is a millionaire. Maybe you can only afford 5 minutes of bliss, but hopefully you're in a spot financially where you can shell out for 30 minutes or more. Because when you're lucky enough to find the right dancer, that is time borrowed from paradise.

All the annoyances of the club are worth it if you get a beautiful dance from a beautiful girl.