First trip to Bare 'N Legal

I was in the inland empire area earlier this summer for work and was feelin' frisky on a Thursday night. I wanted some titties, pussy and ass in my face! I arrived at Bare 'N legal around 12:30am parked in the cover parking area and headed in.

The small bouncer desk area was empty so I walked right in to find the place pretty quiet. I walked up to the bar and waited forever for the girl bartender to walk over. I ordered my water and sat down. One thick (in a very good way) latina chick performing on the very small stage in the corner of the room. There was a couple of other dudes there, one older guy and his older wife who walked up and tipped the girl dancing, making a big show of it. An older girl sat down by me, but I politely told her I wasn't interested and going to watch for a while. At home I would probably chat her up as at home she would be a 7 or 8, but when I am in SoCal I usually wait around for the So Cal 9s or 10s. There is defiantly a difference.

A couple of dancers took the stage, but there were hardly any girls walking around. Every so often one would walk out from the dance area, but would immediately head in the back.

After sitting there for a while I we beginning to think tonight wasn't my night when a gorgeous athletic latina with ample bolt-on's asked if I wanted a dance. She didn't sit down to talk and looking back that should have been a signal, but she was beautiful, and Little Doc was doing the thinking, so we headed to the bar, paid for the three dance special, and headed back.

The private area looked pretty new. You walk down the middle aisle-way and on either side are walled-off areas with decent sized, relatively comfortable chairs each positioned for privacy. We went to the end of the aisle and sat down. She chatted a bit as she unveiled those amazing bolt-on's. I was mesmerized and don't really recall what she was saying. The song started and she started doing her thing, but it was very mechanical and she was not selling it at all. As she was grinding and whispered in my ear if I like extras. I should have know better but, again, she was like a 9, maybe 10 IMHO. I looked up and the camera on the ceiling and she said that it only watches the aisle-way. I asked what was on the menu, she said CBJ for $40. Though I should have seen the signs, I said lets go.

She quickly put a hat on Little Doc and proceeded to give one of the worst "performances" I have had. She was not into it whatsoever, not even trying to sell it. After the last song was over and the job wasn't done, she hightailed it out of there. So disappointing. I immediately was kicking myself for not paying attention to the signs!

I walked back out sat down, trying to decide if I wanted to stay or not. I was about to head out, because I knew that I needed to get up the next day for work, when a beautiful ginger took the stage. I kinda have a thing for gingers, so I went to the stage. I was the only guy up there, so I dropped a few bucks and got some sweet ginger pussy in my face. By that time I really needed to go. I really wished I could have waited to spend more time with her, she was putting off a real fun vibe. I bet her VIP performance would have been a lot more fun.

I would go back, but since I only get to So.Cal once a year, I will probably try one of the COI clubs next time.