HONG KONG (Tijuana) The Gringo guide.

My first time across the border and to this club, I have no comparisons but the info I came across when researching for my adventure was lacking so I'm here to help others like me looking to do this. I am a gringo in every sense of the term when in relation to traveling to Mexico, I'm a nerdy/hippy/fat dude who speaks no Spanish. Here are my tips for those like me or similar. I went on a Tuesday night, I was bored and found out they offer 80% off when joining their VIP cub(50$) this got me a really nice room for $20boom( I just paid $70 for a $100 room).

QUICK LIST PRICE BREAKDOWN

Personal drinks--- ($4) beer ($9) shot Patron

Girl drinks----------($9)

Dances------------($21)--(11$) if you have VIP CARD

VIP CARD---------($50)

SEX/extras--------($80) seemed to be going rate ALWAYS NEGOTIATE.

Rooms-------------($11) for an hour- Starting at ($55) for the night see VIP CARD for discounts

Grabbing titties----($1)

Smacking asses--($1)

-PROTOCOL-Touching,smacking,playing with sometimes even licking/fingering is accepted for the dollar tip.

-THE WOMEN- They were hot, there were easily over 100 of them even on a Tuesday night, they were all Mexican however, there were shades from white to black and all the middle. Lot's more fake tities than I like but hey it's the game also, 60+% of these girls have braces. Most speak broken English,more understand English, some speak NO English a couple speak it fluently, ask for Aimee, she speaks great English and is the perfect girl to start your night with to help you get the feel of the club and the scene ASK FOR HER.

-THE WAITERS-They are everywhere, tons of them, sometimes it seems more than the girls. I lucked out with a great one, his name was Izai(eze)#139(they all have numbers) ASK FOR HIM IF YOU GO, he spoke great English, was cool to be around and knew all the girls, he was straightforward with making change and letting me know how things worked. My night wouldn't have been as nearly as fun or easy had I not met this dude, hit him up.

-DRINKS- when you see a girl you'd like to vet you buy her a drink ($9) she earns a commission from this drink, it's a good way to see her nature,check out her assets and see if you want to go to the hotel with her. There are no guarantees on what she will let you do for this ($9) or how long she will sit with you, some of them suck the drink down and best believe a waiter will be right there asking you if you want to buy another, this is not a good sign of how she will be in the room. Get a lapdance, feel her up, check out how tight she is(if she lets you) ect...HOWEVER this is where the VIP card can kick in..

-DANCES are ($21) which are in a private room, you are getting a dance and of course here touching ect is acceptable and expected so if you have purchased your VIP card(Half price dances) ($2) more dollar than the drink gets you a bit more guarantee on checking out your potential lay. Time limit is a song, but I had girls jerk me off, make me finger them, one even tried to blow me(no condom,no go, DON'T BE A FOOL WRAP THE TOOL) the range of what happens all over this club is limitless. When using the dance as a gauge on how she will be in the room, for me, the more stuff she was willing to do in the dance the better chances she was more of a pleaser than a turn and burn type in the bedroom. but hey, you like the girl, want a thorough checking, get a dance and a drink for($20) bucks you did the most research you can and because of the VIP card you spent a dollar less than you would for just the dance.

-THE ROOM( I had my own as mentioned) this was good because 1- it ended up being cheaper,2-I didn't hassle with traveling the area or crossing the border wasted,no knocks or phone calls about time limit ending when with a woman, it had a tub and more room/things to fuck on. The room was clean and nice especially for ($20).Renting a room per lay is ($11) for an hour 30 min of which will be sex. Having my own room was much more casual.

-SEX I was quoted ($100) from a few of the woman, I countered as low as ($40) a couple times but nothing was ever cheaper than ($80)

BJ and whatever position seemed standard, I never tried to negotiate specifics/extras however all my random attempts at anal were denied(lol).

I did a good job vetting, getting a dance from these girls, there were 3 however I did just walk up to and ask how much,negotiated and went with it(they were 10+'s in my book,wasn't worried if they were gonna put in the extra effort lol). I asked around about all nighters, the going rate seemed to be ($300) some quoted ($500) I didn't try to negotiate at all it was just for curiosity. Now, once you bust(she notices you busted) it's over, I negotiated with 2 of the women to go for another both at discounted rates 1 for ($60) and 1 for ($40), so that was cool, most of the women will go until you cum, however, I did have 2 girls that were done once 30 min was up.(They put in good effort it was just the end of the night and well, it just wasn't gonna happen anymore, I actually got more than 30 min both times, I was getting pretty rough as well)

-DO NOT WORRY ABOUT GETTING PESOS- they accept, and seem to even prefer USD, every price quoted is in USD.

-THEY DO NOT ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS AT ALL,FOR DRINKS, ROOMS,ATM,NOTHING- keep that in mind.

-BRING YOUR OWN CONDOMS/LUBE- Some of the girls have their own which were quality but the hotels are crap but available at ($1) each.

-ASK FOR AIMEE-She is hot, speaks great English, is extremely sweet and fun(in the club and in the bedroom) she is a great woman to start with/help you figure out the club and translate to the girls who don't speak any English.

-THE WIFI PASSWORD IS Cascadas2000- use it on your phone for google translate/avoid roaming bs.

-Typical mexico stuff applies, no tap water, no raw meet,no ice-

-All room activities are NEGOTIABLE,do so-

-SUMMARY- This place is amazing, half strip club/gentlemen's club/brothel, good mix of music(you can request a song at ($5) a pop),great food, shaving cream show was awesome. It was a lot of fun!!