Bad Luck at a Strip Club

Many of us have our stories of SC experiences that didn't exactly end well. Here's mine. Goes back several years ago when living in a different state with my now ex. Had my fav club to go to once in while to escape. This one night was nothing out of the ordinary. A couple hrs relaxing - a few beers, and some lap dances with the hot dancers. One young babe in particular caught my attention, and ended up having a hot time with her; 3-4 dances. Went home, paranoid as usual that I the ex would be suspicious, but came up with some typical BS to cover myself. And of course unloaded the clothes right away into the wash - she'd smell that perfume in an instant! Well, 2 weeks later, the cops show up at my door to talk to me. WTF? They started questioning me about if I was at the Club that night, and I immediately deny it. The ex of course is lurking in the background, and I had trouble keeping up my lies. Long story short - they were investigating the disappearance of a girl (yes, the one I had the LDs with!). The outdoor surveillance pix captured the licenses of the cars parked and the indoor surveillance in the LD room captured the guys! Car license plate = car owner = DMV picture = same looking guy in the Club! (Didn't know this until much later on). And, horrors upon horrors, the dancer was underage (17). And the videos caught me touching this child in places someone 2 decades older than her shouldn't. The girl was ultimately OK - drugged out somewhere, and the attorney fees to clear myself was more than a nice new car (more than the subsequent divorce attorney fees). Ouch!