What to bring to the strip club

Here is a helpful list of things you might consider checking as you prepare to go to the strip club.

1. Identification: You may need this to get entry to the club.

2. Cash: Keep some cash hidden on your person outside your wallet if you are concerned about being mugged. An ATM outside the club may not be close by. You may be charged cover upon re-entering the club. The ATM inside the club usually has a high service charge. The location of the ATM may appear in your records, which may be important if you value discretion. Also, don't use credit cards because of service charge, location record, and outright ripoffs.

3. Comfortable pants: Check the club dress code. You will enjoy a lap dance more in track pants or basketball shorts than you will in jeans. Also, you don't want body fluids messing up a nice suit. If you go commando, bring a handkerchief for potential clean up, so you don't need to walk around with a wet spot.

4. A warm top: Bring a sweater or other warm top, especially if you must check your coat, because strip clubs are often on the cool side. The top may also have extra pockets to store your stuff.

5. Pockets: Keep a minimum of stuff in your front pants pockets. You may want to cut these pockets out altogether. This means that you need pockets elsewhere to store your stuff.

6. Gum: Fresh breath will make the dancer more comfortable with you.

7. Condom: Be prepared if things get very comfortable.

8. Cell phone: Remove the battery if discretion is important.