How To Choose Your Dancer

So, you walk into a strip club, pick up a drink, and start admiring the scenery. But where to start? Should you go up to a dancer and ask for a private dance? How do you decide which ones you like? This is just an article about the approach I take at a strip club.

First thing, when you go in, take your time. The first thing I'd do is head to the bar and grab a drink (I usually go for a glass / bottle of water, just to help keep me cool), and then find a quiet place to sit. I don't usually sit at the stage, for two reasons: one, because if you sit at the stage, you're expected to tip (though I'm happy to move to the stage for a dancer I think is worth it), and two, because the other dancers usually can't approach you if you're sitting at the stage (house rules). There are almost always seats available around the club, and it's usually best to find one of those. When in doubt, hang out by the bar - dancers are sure to come by eventually.

While there's often only one girl on stage at a time, there are usually several dancers patrolling the floor looking for a fella who might want to buy some private dances. This is especially true earlier in the night (around 10:30pm or so at most clubs) - by the time 1pm or so rolls around, most clubs are in full swing, and it might be hard to find a dancer who is available. I definitely advise getting there before that happens. And a dancer will come up and try to get you to buy a private dance.

Now, here's the first thing to understand: They ALL want you to buy a dance. Some of them might be