Strip joint 101

First off this is not only directed toward the rookies it's for some you so called veterans as well. Been in the biz for 20 plus years now so I've seen and heard it all. So I've decided to throw out a few tips to all of you from someone on the inside. Tip #1- Be prepared to spend some money! It's a strip joint, everything is going to cost money, from the cover charge to the over priced drinks! You gotta remember that there are topless or naked girls here and that's what you're paying for! The bartender, waitress, bouncers don't have anything to do with prices so don't waste your time bitching at them. Tip #2- See above! Nothing bugs me more then seeing guys sitting at the stage and not tipping! You're sitting there with a naked girl dancing in front of you spreading legs wide open for ya and you can't throw some goddamn money out there! C'mon! You don't need to "make it rain" like you're in some rap video but a few bucks ain't gonna kill ya! You should go to a club knowing you're gonna spend $100-200 minimum! If the girls are happy then everyone is happy! Tip #3- Don't walk up to the doorman and say "hey you got any fine lookin bitches in here." All this does is make his idiot/douchebag alarm go off! Be respectful and have a good time! More tips to come!