Warming Up A Stripper With Humor

I've found that many strippers really appreciate a guy with a sense of humor during their day of working on a hard job. Yes, you can warm up most strippers with a few stories that don't need to be really dirty. Strippers, especially dark-haired ones, even like blonde jokes. I recently told one about the blonde who loved alligator shoes but refused to pay their high prices. Determined to get some shoes, the blonde left the store and takes a huge club into the swamp to catch an alligator herself. The curious owner of the shoe shop followed her to the creek where he was amazed to find a large pile of dead alligators laid out. He watched the blonde beat another one unconscious in the water. She drags it onshore, flips it over and yells: "Damn it, this one is barefoot also."

Yeah, a stripper will like to hear you tell a few jokes, even if they are stripper or pole jokes. If a blonde stripper comes up to you for a dance, ask her if she's a real blonde or a golden opportunity.

Well, I even once asked my favorite blonde stripper what she thought of my blonde humor. She said the jokes were pretty good, but they might offend the Puerto Rican girls. Ha, ha, ha. Enough said.