Hong Kong, Tijuana MX

Some people say that Hong Kong and the neighboring Adelita Bar are strip clubs. Other people say that they're whorehouses. The truth is, they're whatever you want them to be. If you want to down a few beers while looking at some of the most beautiful women in the world, they're strip clubs to you. If you want to grab a girl, negotiate a deal and then fuck, they're brothels. And if you want to take in the sights, have a few beers, find your favorite girl and then take her upstairs, they're pretty much heaven. I'm a strip club expert, so that's what my scores are based on, but just know that these places have even more to offer than the scores would suggest.

Quality of Dances (18/20) – The ladies don't want to do anything for $20 that's going to prevent you from dropping $70 for sex, but short of trying to finish you off, these dances are as good as they could possibly be. The girls get naked and provide full upper and lower body two-way contact. And if you're left wanting more, that can be easily arranged.

Quality of Dancers (8.5/10) – I admit that I have a thing for Mexicans, but these are some of the hottest that I've seen. Some look a little worn out and there are more implants than I'd like to see, but a substantial portion of this workforce could pass for models or actresses. Young, in good shape and willing makes for a very nice experience.