Pin ups is more of a pin down!

On a slow sunday night, I decided to visit my local strip joint in decatur,GA. I drive by this place daily to work. I see the big sign and the pink building and I think cute! Anyway,when I drove up I thought it would be tiny on the inside,the parking lot was tiny. Going in almost looks like your entering a jail with a huge metal detector, it really put me in the mood. Upon entering there are pool tables to the right and a nice sized back bar and to the left the main room where all the action happens. Very roomy seemed like a cool place to relax. Now I like a thick chick just as much as any man, this is the south, but this shit was ridick!! It was about 9pm and it looked like they just broke out the "C" squad. Some of these women needed to get into some serious cardio. They were not thick it was fat!!!! Fat chicks everywhere! Hurt my eyes and my stomach. There was a few tight ones in the crowd but I was way to distracted by cellulite, scars and excess body fat to really get into them! Very disapppointing! Maybe I will try another nite, nice club, but when do they send out the "A" squad?