When just looking is not enough? I found over 100 legal brothels

It used to drive me nuts going to strip clubs seeing all these babes and it not being legal to take one to a private room. OK some of this is possible but its just not the same. I found this outfit called fkktour.com that made it simple for me find clubs that were far better to the American strip clubs we know. Germany, yep you heard it Germany. Its about a 7-8 hour flight one way, no visa needed and a western world. The Germans it seems have taken the gentleman's club concept to a new level. Men pay an entry fee to the resort, OK its a club but I call it a resort since it can be an all day thing. About $40-$75 to get in, this includes all the food, beer and drink (sometimes even hard drinks) you can handle. Pool, bar, jacuzzi and a huge Hugh Hefner Playboy type mansion set up. The women are from all over the world (so many speak English). They're all totally naked except for high heels. So here I am lounging around with close to 100 women. Chatting them up, having drinks, dinning and using the pool. I just smile at one or approach her and if we like each other I can take her to a private room. $75 later I've had the time of my life and its totally legal. No worries about LE. Dam we need these sort of clubs in the US.