I am a sucker (at Playmates in Coral Gables)

I had such an amazing time Friday afternoon at Playmates in Coral Gables, FL, that I figured since I'd be heading home Sunday morning, let's check the place out again. Unfortunately this was a very disappointing evening but I can only blame myself. There was a huge selection of incredible girls to choose from as the night wore on, but plain and simple, I am a sucker. A girl that frankly I really was not very attracted to, Elecktra, sat with me. She was 27, had a cute face, but her teeth were funky and she had some serious body ink. I don't have a problem with girls with ink, it's just not my thing. So, we end up having this really deep conversation about existentialism & Nietzsche. I fucking kid you not. It was interesting but I was getting antsy. She played me perfectly, she asked me to watch her cigarettes when she went up on stage to dance. She took advantage of me being a nice guy and she knew I wouldn't get up during her set. Meanwhile two different Brazilian girls came by me to wrap. One was a bit chunky and I wasn't interested in her at all, but the other one was OMG ridiculously hot. Both of these girls grabbed my cock through my pants and they both said they wanted to suck my cock and get me off. But nooooooooo, stupid me, I hang with intellectual biker chick with the spider tattoo on her ass.

So after she realizes that the other girls in the bar are ready to pounce, she finally asks me if I want to go have some real fun. We head to the Champagne room, I pay the waitress $100 for the room, tip and drinks and we are finally alone. Elektra gets naked, her body is pretty smoking but around a 7, many, many other girls much hotter than her in the place. But hey, we're back there and things are going good. But time is going by and hey our 30 minutes are almost up. She times it perfectly, asks me, do I have protection...um, yea I do. She says I think we are out of time, so I'm sorry but you'll have to buy another half hour...I'm not that pissed about it and I figure, hey I'm all in...this is where I made my big mistake. This is the moment I should have gotten up and said, hey it was fun....then went and found one of the Brazilian chicks, even the chunky one, lol. But no, I'm a jackass. So I buy the room (fucking AGAIN) and she says, if we're gonna do something like this, it's gonna be $300 and I need it up front. Ok, no problem. This is the moment things go from bad to worse. So, now, she has three Wild Turkeys in her, she is slurring her speech and we're talking. So she goes, "so, you have the protection?" I pull it out of my pocket and go, yup. This is where she kills me...she asks me, "do you do this often, you know step out on your wife? And why do you, you don't get any at home?" I'm like, WTF, are you kidding me? She's also practically passing out now and I know paid for services that we agreed upon, but at this point if I fuck her, it's borderline rape.

So time is just about up and I get up and say that its late and I have to go (which was true because I had an early flight the next morning), and I start heading out. Her head up against the couch she slurs, "do you want to go another half hour?" I held in my laugh and said "no, I've had enough." She then had the brass balls to ask for a tip, which I said to her, "I just gave you $300 and bought you 3 Wild Turkeys and paid $200 for the room for a one hour lap dance and you want a tip too?" She then says she likes tips, but she understands.

So if you go to Playmates, be weary of, Elektra, the white girl with the huge spider tattoo on her ass....she also dances in Atlanta. I will learn from my dumb fucking mistake and try not to be such a wuss in the future.