Survey of lap dancers for hardon/no hardon results

The club was nearly empty. I bought a round of drinks for three dancers I've known for some time and we were talking. One asked why I never get dances. I explained that getting my dick rubbed at the rate of $20 per song, or for two minutes, added up to $300 for a half hour and that I'd rather spend $300 to buy the real thing, so I dont get a hardon and look at lap dancing as high school dry humping.

So I asked them, what percentage of your customers get a hardon and what percentage of those customers cum in their pants?

Stripper #1, 32, a pill head, with a friendly attitude "40% and 15%"

Stripper #2, 24, a narcissist, married to a body builder, "25% and 10%"

Stripper #3, 19, druggie, with heavy tattoos, "15% and 5%"

They all agreed that their goal is to get a guy excited and keep him there for as long as possible. Stripper #1 was the highest money earner. Since my survey she dropped out and went into rehab. The others are gone as well. I'd say that the average length of time a stripper works at the old Escapades, now Scarletts in Fort Myers is 8 months. The unplanned pregnancy rate seems to be like 25-30%, and ALL OF THE BABY DADDYS HAVE BEEN IN JAIL and if out now, are unemployed and living with the dancer!