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discussion
started 52 mins ago
Front Room
State of Strip Clubs/South Dakota
posted by
Muddy

Next up we got South Dakota. Unlike North Dakota, despite a small population has a decent amount of options throughout the state.

I've only been to Scarlett O'hara's in Sioux Falls. Very low contact, decent…

review
published 1 hr ago
Better than I expected.
reviewed by
Chieftain

7.0

This place was a bit of a surprise. I was not expecting much. It is in a very large aluminum building. From the outside, it looks like a very large storage building.…

review
published 2 hrs ago
Great local Miami club
reviewed by
Outlaw21k

7.0

Tootsies is a staple in the Miami area. If you want variety, but a friendly atmosphere… this is the place. I’ve been coming here off and on for at least 15 years and never disappointed.…

review
published 4 hrs ago
Crazy bang for the buck
reviewed by
Osbad

8.0

Girls were very nice and not at all pushy. Walked in, was immediately asked to remove my hat... it's been a while since I visited a club and I totally forgot the dress code....

Got…

review
published 4 hrs ago
Nice Club | Dead but gets the job done.
reviewed by
Grjax

6.0

Nice club well kept up with but always extremely dead with a good amount of girls each time.

Cover: $22
Mandatory drink; $10 non alc

Club is nice inside with decent seating options. 3 separate areas…

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published 4 hrs ago
Redsox won and so did I
reviewed by
loper

6.7

I went out to watch the afternoon Redsox game, hoping to catch my old friend Tiffany (AA spinner -- great personality and skills), as she reportedly works afternoons. No luck on Tiffany, but there were…

review
published 5 hrs ago
Saturday afternoon at Centerfolds

I stopped by this place on Saturday around 4:30pm. Boy, your eyes need to adjust as soon as you walk in. It's daaark inside.

Club description:
The club itself is small, compared to most other clubs around…

review
published 5 hrs ago
A quick Friday afternoon stop in August
reviewed by
Ninjalust1

7.0

Place: Apparently, the air conditioning has been out of commission all summer. They have 3-4 indoor AC units to cool the place down, so the temperature was not uncomfortable. It was in…

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published 5 hrs ago
The Few The Nude The Not Bad at All!
reviewed by
gSteph

7.7

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

review
published 5 hrs ago
Cheap hookers & liquor
reviewed by
Mr Monger

5.0

This place reminds me of you hole in the wall brothel. It’s not fancy by any means but it gets the job done. Compared to the other clubs in the area can definitely do better…

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published 5 hrs ago
Disappointing
reviewed by
Capt Obvious

6.0

Arrive to a less than half full parking lot around 3:30pm. Parked in the main lot ($10) and another $10 for entry fee with a light pat down. Turn to the left, follow the hall…

review
published 9 hrs ago
Bored at the Boardroom
reviewed by
EastCoaster

7.0

I was driving through the northeast part of the East Coast to go see an old high school friend on a Saturday afternoon, and my route took me relatively close to two clubs I wanted…

review
published 9 hrs ago
Very Limited Activity Early on a Saturday Afternoon
reviewed by
EastCoaster

5.0

I was driving through the northeast part of the East Coast to go see an old high school friend on a Saturday afternoon, and my route took me relatively close to two clubs I wanted…

review
published 9 hrs ago
Fun time on the day shift
reviewed by
jackscrew

7.0

Got to the club around 5pm on a weekday. I arrived in an Uber so no valet charge, and apparently it was early enough so there was no cover. As soon as I walked in,…

discussion
started 10 hrs ago
Front Room
My country (The Fatherland and the USA), right or wrong; if right, to be kept r
posted by
CJKent_band

Title couldn’t say it all.

My country (The Fatherland and the USA), right or wrong;

if right, to be kept right;

and if wrong, to be set right.

discussion
started 11 hrs ago
Front Room
Met a stripper crackhead and she won’t leave me alone
posted by
Mr Monger

As title states over the weekend I met this beautiful young redbone that you wouldn’t even imagine of using drugs but like the say you never truly know a person. How do I know she…

review
published 11 hrs ago
Friday Afternoon Bourbon
reviewed by
Richard_Head

7.0

I stopped into Bourbon Street on a recent Friday afternoon. I arrived around 2:00pm, no cover charge, bored bouncer at the door waving people in, lots of empty seats. $4 for a draft beer…

review
published 14 hrs ago
The run down
reviewed by
Grjax

8.7

This will sum up multiple visits through out the week. Day shift and night shift. Weekdays and Weekends.

Quick thing I want to point out, a lot of reviews saying it’s “not the same” pre COVID.…

review
published 14 hrs ago
Summer bringing Summer on a rainy day!
reviewed by
urontopoka3

7.3

It was my 2nd visit to Desire. Went in on a Tuesday afternoon in June. Ample parking space. It was raining outside.
The club looks really big from outside. Very clean and well maintained. When…

review
published 14 hrs ago
They mostly hire ROBs and GPs.
reviewed by
DH721

2.3

Impression - I have been to PTs more than 20 times over many years, and unfortunately, I can't remember one time that I left saying to myself "I had a good time", regardless of how…

review
published 15 hrs ago
Mostly Good - But a Bust This Time
reviewed by
funonthaside

6.7

Typical Block entry setup, with doorguy at front indicating club is open. Walk downstairs into basement club; no cover or frisk daytime....but nighttime usually has security check (but still no cover). If a…

review
published 16 hrs ago
Boring Wednesday
reviewed by
sachetu

6.7

Once I settled in though, the energy on the floor felt a little flat. There were a decent number of dancers around, but most of them were just standing in groups talking with each other…

review
published 16 hrs ago
Deja no Vu
reviewed by
qman54

6.7

Was excited to hear about the re-opening of Deja Vu. Called got the free limo ride with entry. Arrived about 10:30 pm. As you pass through the doorway into the club it appears completely open,…

review
published 16 hrs ago
Not much happening
reviewed by
MrEddyG

7.3

I was in the Cincinnati area for a couple of days to watch two AEW wrestling shows at the Andrew G Brady music Centre, and since Thursday was my last day, I decided to stop…

discussion
started 17 hrs ago
Apparently Closed
posted by
Viking5103

There haven't been any signs of life or electricity for a while. The sign out in front says "Thanks for 31 years"

discussion
started 17 hrs ago
Front Room
The gap between an LDK and FS is just not worth hundreds and hundreds of dollars
posted by
Muddy

Sorry it's not. These girls are OUTTA LINE with these prices, GPS is unbound right now. Don't jerk off that week, Get a couple dances, bust in your pants that's a good orgasm, that's wow…

review
published 18 hrs ago
Still good
reviewed by
Dating12

7.7

In town visiting my family for the weekend so thought I’d pay a trip to the club of my youthful years. Nothing has really changed since the last time I was there several years ago.…

review
published 18 hrs ago
I think it has potential.
reviewed by
MrEddyG

7.7

After leaving the brass bowl, I still had a bit of time so I walked across the street to the ass (Brass Ass) hopefully to have some better luck. As I walked in, there was…

review
published 18 hrs ago
Cheeks seems meh
reviewed by
slammer20

5.3

Location & Logistics:
The club is easy to spot from the road, but the entrance is around back, along with all the parking. There's no front access, so first-timers might be a little confused. Make sure…

review
published 22 hrs ago
OK time nothing specticular
reviewed by
nj_pete

5.0

Stopped in on a recent Friday early afternoon, the club is on Sumnytown Pike outside the town of Harleysville PA in a somewhat rural mostly residential area. Plenty of safe parking in…

review
published 22 hrs ago
It's For Real
reviewed by
goldmongerATL

7.3

I visited from 5-8 on Friday. Lot was crowded. $10 parking attendant (2 of them). Security guy in riot gear with 4 extra clips on his belt (pays to be prepared) gave me a thorough…

review
published 22 hrs ago
The New Porthole?
reviewed by
deboinair

7.3

I haven't been to this club in over a decade. Mainly because when I used to live down here, it was out the way. It's located in a plaza next to a Hooters…

review
published 23 hrs ago
The Minneapolis Strip Club Tour Ends
reviewed by
valuedicks

6.7

Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned).

Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…