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started 6 mins ago
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Tranny Strippers
posted by
Baristafan

You know sooner or later they are coming to a club near you.

Thoughts?

discussion
started 29 mins ago
Front Room
Getting a prostate massage in the club
posted by
Baristafan

Anyone else like a digit stroking the prostate while the stripper sucks you off?

I sure as fuck do. I just worry about shitting accidently.

review
published 3 hrs ago
Porthole, Nice Afternoon Fun
reviewed by
tvtaylor

6.3

Porthole has been my go to club when in thearea for 20 years or more. Attendance and quality of girls has deteriorated somewhat and has become somewhat hit or miss. This visit I was lucky…

discussion
started 4 hrs ago
Front Room
July 4
posted by
Og123

New to the scene. How is July 4th weekend or holidays in general for sc?

discussion
started 5 hrs ago
Front Room
Lube??
posted by
NYClover

Anyone ever taken lube with them to a club? A handy would be better if she had some lube... so if I know that's what I'm after, why not take some?

discussion
started 6 hrs ago
Front Room
War At Hand, Political/Economical State of Affairs
posted by
Scarrlett

From someone more learned than I am, what are your thoughts on the current political/economical state of affairs in terms of the clubbing/adult entertainment industry?

To preface, I’ve just turned 21 last week and auditioned to…

review
published 6 hrs ago
Globe on Monday evening
reviewed by
George2018

6.0

So I happend to be again in the region for a work trip for 3 days and decided to give Globe a visit on Monday evening (my first time on a weekday. Honestly I…

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published 6 hrs ago
Spicy white girl, good first club visit
reviewed by
jakedesantis123

7.0

I went to the club at 12pm, which is right when they open on a weekday. There was no cover because I got there so early. Normally it would have been a $5 cover. But…

review
published 6 hrs ago
Price Gouging Bastards
reviewed by
deboinair

3.0

I happened to be close to Aces so I figure I'll see if anything changed for the better. I haven't been since late last year. I stroll in around 4pm and no changes on…

review
published 6 hrs ago
Amazing time in this suburban club
reviewed by
dopamine

8.3

First time reviewer, so please be kind! A couple friends and I were visiting the Albany area and decided to check this place out. We had an amazing time and will visit this place again.…

discussion
started 6 hrs ago
Front Room
How to directly Phone Call Hotel Cascadas and get picked up at the border?

I know I need to go to PedEast, but I want to know how to call Hotel Cascadas. The number I had for them last trip was not working (I got it from their website).…

review
published 6 hrs ago
Disappointed
reviewed by
londonguy

4.7

The fist of my reviews of clubs on my trip to Vegas 6 June through 20 June. Shit, Vegas is becoming SO expensive.

Situated on W Russell at the Southern end of the Strip this club…

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published 6 hrs ago
The Most Down-to-Earth of the 3 Lake Street Clubs
reviewed by
rrrr

6.3

Reviewers are instructed to explain why one should or should not visit a club, but I remain undecided myself, based on a Thursday night visit. I guess it depends what you seek.

Free parking and…

discussion
started 6 hrs ago
Is this an accurate lineup at Bodyshop?

I went to their site and looked at the gallery of the girls,
thebodyshopclub.com

Is this an accurate and up-to-date representation of who they have?

review
published 6 hrs ago
Wednesday night special
reviewed by
Soloshack108

5.7

I was in SF on a Wednesday afternoon. I have never been here to Centerfolds SF on Monday for the emonday special but I figured the Wednesday special 15min VIP downstairs for $150 was worth…

review
published 7 hrs ago
Watch out for Colombian Rip Offs
reviewed by
inmonger

6.0

I visited 2 consecutive days, Wednesday and Thursday, both in the mid afternoon around 2 PM. I had previously visited this place a year ago and had a good time, although that visit was…

review
published 8 hrs ago
A great club - beautiful girls fully nude.
reviewed by
londonguy

8.3

My oh my, I regret not having been here on my last trip to Vegas.

In my humble opinion, this is the best all-round club in Vegas and offers the best experience. Number of and quality…

discussion
started 8 hrs ago
Front Room
Making Money
posted by
Klapback

So, I question I had as I visit clubs more after getting a better job that can afford more visits: What do people typically do for work? I'm not talking about those of yall who…

review
published 8 hrs ago
Subdued Fun

9.0

Back again at The Lodge. It’s unique in that it has a very laid back vibe, as opposed to a rowdy party atmosphere that most strip clubs have. I enjoy the change of pace, as…

review
published 8 hrs ago
Meh, okay pastie bar.
reviewed by
Cptkirkland

4.7

This place was connected to the parking lot of my hotel. I walked over after coming back from other bars and was still wide awake just after midnight Friday evening. The entrance was in the…

review
published 10 hrs ago
KOD - Spot to try if you visit MN
reviewed by
Raj166529

8.7

Another visit to KOD on Friday evening.
I arrived around 7:30 PM. The environment felt safe, with a $10 weekend cover charge and mandatory ID scanning at the entrance.

I was surprised to see a decent number…

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published 10 hrs ago
XS grand opening! They're having trouble getting people to come they have a gran
reviewed by
Etendue

6.7

The place has differenr kinfs of customers. Since it's nude and no alcohol lots of guys come in having already pregamed. Generally a group of five or six Latin type guys. And there's a lot…

review
published 10 hrs ago
A Swing and A Miss
reviewed by
TxanTank

3.7

What an absolute bummer of a visit. This club has been coming up frequently on my IG and curiosity was starting to settle in a bit. I hopped onto here and realized it’s been a…

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published 10 hrs ago
Better off watching porno
reviewed by
Na66

4.3

PLACE
The moment you walk in, you’re hit with a foul smell that sets the tone for the rest of the night. The club felt run-down and poorly maintained. Lighting was harsh and uneven, making the…

review
published 13 hrs ago
Saturday afternoon around 4pm
reviewed by
ertain122

5.0

Mario's Showplace is located at 147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570. Note Webster is a small(ish) town in Mass, it seems to be in the middle of nowhere. My visit was a recent Saturday afternoon…

review
published 14 hrs ago
Tres Dias Fantasticas en TJ: Segunda Dia
reviewed by
Zbott

9.7

Tres Dias Fantasticas en TJ: Segunda Dia

This review will cover my 4th and most recent visit to Tijuana with fellow monger @RonJax2 in mid-May from Thursday to Saturday. This entry will cover my second…

review
published 14 hrs ago
Hawk Tuah Find
reviewed by
Boner4Days

6.7

For a Wednesday afternoon, the parking lot was fairly full. No charge for parking or entry into the club.
Layout has been covered by many, basically you walk in and there's a bar. If you grab…

review
published 15 hrs ago
Post Easter Tuesday Visit
reviewed by
minnow

7.0

Late Tuesday night visit ~1140pm - 130am: Place had the feel of a typical off - peak visit with a bit of weekend feel thrown in due to the presence of a mercenary traveling dancer…

discussion
started 15 hrs ago
A few observations from my recent visit
posted by
devl_dawgg

With the fairly new expansion of the Miami room the club is nearly double in size. There had to be 300 plus chias Friday night.

Not sure if this is new but, I saw a…

review
published 15 hrs ago
Okay Thursday Night
reviewed by
robdill

6.7

Pulled up to Torpedo’s on a Thursday evening just to check the scene. No cover at the door which was solid, and drinks were decent price. Inside was fairly calm but not completely dead. Maybe…

discussion
started 17 hrs ago
some tips from my experience...
posted by
Jascoi

I'll never forget my first visit back in May of 2014. went down there with a experienced online friend and it was epic...
first checked out Adelitas for about a half an hour then on to…

review
published 18 hrs ago
Current State of The Fight Club
reviewed by
dopey468

7.0

I haven't been to the D area in around 8-9 years so quite a bit has changed. From reading reviews, I was pretty sure The Flight Club was the only one to go in…

discussion
started 18 hrs ago
TJ Mongers
Calling from/to Mexico
posted by
devl_dawgg

Like most people, I normally take my personal cell phone to Tijuana. I've heard a couple of things regarding ring tones/phone numbers and wanted to check with some of you veterans and see if…

review
published 19 hrs ago
Slow, but had a good time.
reviewed by
dannyboy3

7.0

This is a review for both a Tuesday and a Friday visit.

The place is located a couple of miles.from Ybor in a quasi-industrial area. The parking lot is monitored and the area feels safe.…

review
published 19 hrs ago
Chill Vibes - Quiet But Fun Night.
reviewed by
Durzai

5.7

Clearly marked venue, small parking lot on-site; 30+ parking spots in decent condition. General club floor and bar were clean, men's bathroom was a bit run-down; out of order urinal and some litter in the…

review
published 19 hrs ago
Wasn't the glitz and glamour I expected...
reviewed by
Lingxiaoyu

5.3

While in Vegas, I took an uber from my hotel on the strip and I was actually headed toward Chicas Bonitas. (Chicas Bonitas is walking distance from Palomino, I'll have a review of that soon).…

review
published 19 hrs ago
Monday, June 16th at 7pm
reviewed by
jaybud999

6.7

Date: Monday, June 16
Time: 830pm-1030pm

Cover: none

Drink pricing:
-water: 7$
-Coors Light: 9$

Getting change: no fee at the bar.

Dance Pricing: 50$ was the lowest quoted dance (done in a common back room, with limited two way contact....top…

review
published 19 hrs ago
Quick stop
reviewed by
biggreezy270

6.3

I had an opportunity to visit recently on a weekday evening, so I went ahead and pulled the trigger. I got to the location and parked outside the door in the gravel lot. There were…

review
published 20 hrs ago
Marvelous Time With Monica
reviewed by
OPIllini96

8.3

This is a review from last month’s trip to the ZN.

One of my first stops on my first night was HK. It was the evening at around 10 or so when I left my…

review
published 22 hrs ago
Great Vibe and Hot Girls
reviewed by
wildman22

8.3

After a total bust at Scarlett's on Thursday, I decided on Odyssey for Friday. I arrived at about 10:30 and the parking lots were full. On my second loop around the lot, a…

discussion
started 22 hrs ago
Front Room
Club 35
posted by
Studme53
discussion
started 22 hrs ago
TJ Mongers
First TJ experience had me overwhelmed

First time posting after a few months of lurking. Felt overwhelmed and wondering if others had similar first-time experiences?

Here's what happened:

I took my first TJ trip a couple of weeks ago and the…

review
published 23 hrs ago
Solid visit
reviewed by
wld4tatas

7.3

Made a rare stop at the Playhouse recently. The club is exactly the same. Long rectangle shape bar with the stage down the middle and seating all around. There was no cover at the door…