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Porthole has been my go to club when in thearea for 20 years or more. Attendance and quality of girls has deteriorated somewhat and has become somewhat hit or miss. This visit I was lucky…

So I happend to be again in the region for a work trip for 3 days and decided to give Globe a visit on Monday evening (my first time on a weekday. Honestly I…

I went to the club at 12pm, which is right when they open on a weekday. There was no cover because I got there so early. Normally it would have been a $5 cover. But…

I happened to be close to Aces so I figure I'll see if anything changed for the better. I haven't been since late last year. I stroll in around 4pm and no changes on…

First time reviewer, so please be kind! A couple friends and I were visiting the Albany area and decided to check this place out. We had an amazing time and will visit this place again.…

The fist of my reviews of clubs on my trip to Vegas 6 June through 20 June. Shit, Vegas is becoming SO expensive.

Situated on W Russell at the Southern end of the Strip this club…

Reviewers are instructed to explain why one should or should not visit a club, but I remain undecided myself, based on a Thursday night visit. I guess it depends what you seek.

Free parking and…

I was in SF on a Wednesday afternoon. I have never been here to Centerfolds SF on Monday for the emonday special but I figured the Wednesday special 15min VIP downstairs for $150 was worth…

I visited 2 consecutive days, Wednesday and Thursday, both in the mid afternoon around 2 PM. I had previously visited this place a year ago and had a good time, although that visit was…

My oh my, I regret not having been here on my last trip to Vegas.

In my humble opinion, this is the best all-round club in Vegas and offers the best experience. Number of and quality…

Back again at The Lodge. It’s unique in that it has a very laid back vibe, as opposed to a rowdy party atmosphere that most strip clubs have. I enjoy the change of pace, as…

This place was connected to the parking lot of my hotel. I walked over after coming back from other bars and was still wide awake just after midnight Friday evening. The entrance was in the…

Another visit to KOD on Friday evening.
I arrived around 7:30 PM. The environment felt safe, with a $10 weekend cover charge and mandatory ID scanning at the entrance.

I was surprised to see a decent number…

The place has differenr kinfs of customers. Since it's nude and no alcohol lots of guys come in having already pregamed. Generally a group of five or six Latin type guys. And there's a lot…

What an absolute bummer of a visit. This club has been coming up frequently on my IG and curiosity was starting to settle in a bit. I hopped onto here and realized it’s been a…

PLACE
The moment you walk in, you’re hit with a foul smell that sets the tone for the rest of the night. The club felt run-down and poorly maintained. Lighting was harsh and uneven, making the…

Mario's Showplace is located at 147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570. Note Webster is a small(ish) town in Mass, it seems to be in the middle of nowhere. My visit was a recent Saturday afternoon…

Tres Dias Fantasticas en TJ: Segunda Dia

This review will cover my 4th and most recent visit to Tijuana with fellow monger @RonJax2 in mid-May from Thursday to Saturday. This entry will cover my second…

For a Wednesday afternoon, the parking lot was fairly full. No charge for parking or entry into the club.
Layout has been covered by many, basically you walk in and there's a bar. If you grab…

Late Tuesday night visit ~1140pm - 130am: Place had the feel of a typical off - peak visit with a bit of weekend feel thrown in due to the presence of a mercenary traveling dancer…

Pulled up to Torpedo’s on a Thursday evening just to check the scene. No cover at the door which was solid, and drinks were decent price. Inside was fairly calm but not completely dead. Maybe…

I haven't been to the D area in around 8-9 years so quite a bit has changed. From reading reviews, I was pretty sure The Flight Club was the only one to go in…

This is a review for both a Tuesday and a Friday visit.

The place is located a couple of miles.from Ybor in a quasi-industrial area. The parking lot is monitored and the area feels safe.…

Clearly marked venue, small parking lot on-site; 30+ parking spots in decent condition. General club floor and bar were clean, men's bathroom was a bit run-down; out of order urinal and some litter in the…

While in Vegas, I took an uber from my hotel on the strip and I was actually headed toward Chicas Bonitas. (Chicas Bonitas is walking distance from Palomino, I'll have a review of that soon).…

Date: Monday, June 16
Time: 830pm-1030pm

Cover: none

Drink pricing:
-water: 7$
-Coors Light: 9$

Getting change: no fee at the bar.

Dance Pricing: 50$ was the lowest quoted dance (done in a common back room, with limited two way contact....top…

I had an opportunity to visit recently on a weekday evening, so I went ahead and pulled the trigger. I got to the location and parked outside the door in the gravel lot. There were…

This is a review from last month’s trip to the ZN.

One of my first stops on my first night was HK. It was the evening at around 10 or so when I left my…

After a total bust at Scarlett's on Thursday, I decided on Odyssey for Friday. I arrived at about 10:30 and the parking lots were full. On my second loop around the lot, a…

Made a rare stop at the Playhouse recently. The club is exactly the same. Long rectangle shape bar with the stage down the middle and seating all around. There was no cover at the door…