Just Bizarre

I went to Nicoles based on the reviews of a few well respected Tuscl members. I had actually been here one before, but it was close to a decade ago. I am not a club snob. I like down and dirty clubs, and am most attracted to dancers that are a 6 or 7.

Nicoles was close to an hour drive for me, but I was excited about what I thought the experience would be. I found it easily. It is a metal building with a lit up sign on a main road. There were about 6 or 7 cars in the parking lot when I arrived about 1 pm. You enter the door and you are right in the main area. There is a bar to the right with a few stools. I take one and the bartender (older,very short haired lady who is really not attractive) asked if I had been there before. I told her once before but many years ago. She just shook her head. She says can I get you anything? They have water, soda and some cheap snacks. I order a diet soda and she reaches into a refridgerator and gets me my soda. To my left is a woman sitting who is also not very attractive, has a tight outfit on which shows quite a gut. She is reading the local paper and never once looked at me. The bartender did say that they don't have the communal dance room open until 4, but the private dance rooms are open and cost $70. She then said if you need anything, ask me.

I got up and took a walk around the mostly open metal building. It was well lit, had no music playing, and had a big tv in the middle where there were 2 dancers wrapped in blankets watching whatever is on TNT at 1 pm. One was a younger brunette whose face was decent, but the body hiding under the blanket did not look fit at all. The other was an older AA woman who made no attempt to even look at me. I asked what they were watching and the bartender piped up with the name of the show. I walked further back where there are two pool tables and all the way at the back was the lady's locker room and the closed communal dance area. On the way back to my barstool, another dancer and her customer came out of one of the private rooms. They were both dressed. The man went to the rest room and the woman (who was the most appealing of the 4 dancers) just sat down on the sofa. I stopped again on my way back to the bar and said something about the show. Not one of the dancers looked up at all.