Reviews

Porthole Pub is in a low-end strip shopping center, but it’s on a well-traveled, well lit road, and the parking lot is well lit, so it didn’t look unsafe. There was an armed guard outside…

Was in north Fort Lauderdale for business and decided to drive down to Miami Gardens to check out Tootsie’s for a quick daytime visit. As usual, traffic sucked, so it took almost 45 minutes…

The Inner Room was the last of Cocoa Beach’s three strip clubs that I visited on my recent trip to the area (and yes I know Lido is actually in Cape Canaveral). Of the…

Like Lido about a half mile away, Cheaters is also the main road running into Cocoa Beach. The road is busy and the parking lot is well lit. I think the cover charge…

This club is in a large, well lit parking lot on the main drag, A1A, running through Cocoa Beach, so no safety concerns going in. The building is not fancy but looks well maintained.…

I was in the Buffalo area for business and decided to hop across the border and see what strip clubs are like in our northern neighbor. I’m glad I did.

Sundowner is about…

It was $7 for the mandatory valet parking. After going through the front door, there is a small lobby, and then you have to go up a flight of stairs to the main club…

I finished up my one evening, four-club circuit in Detroit with a stop at Bogarts. Bogart’s is a dive level bar, but I think I actually liked it the best out of all of…

The Flight Club was the third club I visited during a short business trip to Detroit and probably the nicest. The club has a very upscale appearance inside and out. I Ubered over…

This will be a very short review of a visit I aborted because of this club's fucked up parking policy. I knew from previous reviews that valet parking was mandatory, but I assumed that meant…

Pulled in about 4:00 on a Thursday. The parking lot is cramped because there is a double row of faux Egyptian obelisks in the middle of the parking lot leading up to the entrance.…

Arrived about 10:30 on Sunday evening. Cover charge was $5. Outside, the place looks fairly nice, but inside it is dark and dingy. It looks like it was pretty nice at one…