Reviews

Stopped by at about 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. The parking lot was mostly empty, but there was a sign in front that said “Stop here for valet, no self-parking.” Strike one.…

Physically, Ocean is a great club, but it needs to up its game considerably in the girl department. I Ubered over at about 11:00 p.m. on a Tuesday from my hotel a couple of…

I was not impressed with the Dollhouse the last time I visited Columbus several months ago and had no intention of going back. However, this trip I was staying at a hotel less than…

Checked out Scores at about 9:00 on a Wednesday evening. Cover charge was $10. The girl taking the cover whispered something into her cop style Motorola microphone and, as soon as I went…

Kahoots is in a commercial area tucked away off the main road, so if your car being seen parked at a strip club is a concern for you, not much to worry about here.…

Vixens is in a light industrial/warehouse area not far from the Fort Lauderdale Airport. At about 4:00 p.m. on a Thursday there was a door girl, but no cover was being charged.

This…

Secrets is outside of the main part of town next to a large Publix supermarket. The building doesn’t look like much from the outside, but it looks pretty nice on the inside. It’s…

I hadn’t been to 2001 in years. I really don’t care much for nude-no alcohol clubs, so I wasn’t really planning on going back, but 2001 is, like Mons Venus, a strip club icon…

Scores is in a small strip mall on Dale Mabry Highway directly across the street from 2001 and about a block away from Mons Venus. I stopped by at about 10:00 p.m. on Monday.…

Red Leopard is in a small strip mall on US A1A just south of Patrick AFB. The area is not bad and there is plenty of free parking in the strip mall lot.…

After a lackluster visit at Rachels, I decided to check out another Orlando club, so I stopped by the Doll House before heading back to the hotel. The Doll House is on Orange Blossom…

I arrived at about 9:00 p.m. on a Monday evening and saw a mostly empty parking lot. I wasn’t charged anything to self park. Cover charge was $10. After paying the cover,…