Reviews by heavy_n_slim
Submit a ReviewThe Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
Good Times!
I hadn't been to the Dirty Bird in some time, but heard that Cherry was back. Same old dark dingy atmosphere, but I think they patched to roof as the trash can to catch the…
Jun 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
Another review of the Dirty Bird...
Another review of the Dirty Bird is long over due from me. It's been over a year since my last review, even though I'm visiting here at least once a month, and usually weekly. It's…
May 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
Tattletales
6900 New Falls Rd
Levittown, PA 19057
It's been a while since I...
It's been a while since I reviewed this club so I thought I would give an update. As you walk in there is a fairly large rectangular, with a rectangular stage with 2 poles inside…
Feb 23, 2014, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
I can't believe it's been so...
I can't believe it's been so long since I reviewed this club. It's become one of my favorite places to visit. Rectangulay bar surrounding two stages. Dancers range from 20-50 and 5's to 9's. Most…
Dec 2, 2013, 12:00 AM
Club Risque
3025 Veterans Hwy
Bristol, PA 19007
I was over due for a...
I was over due for a visit since I hadn't stopped in for over a month. I was looking for some hands on entertainment and wasn't dissapointed. For those unfamiliar with this club is is…
Oct 4, 2013, 12:00 AM
Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club
13782 US-19
Waterford, PA 16441
I stopped by here again returning...
I stopped by here again returning from Cleveland to Philly. It's about my 6th visit and I love this place. BYOB but there is a beer store a mile down the road. The bartender (or…
Aug 31, 2013, 12:00 AM
Club Risque
3025 Veterans Hwy
Bristol, PA 19007
Been spending more and more time...
Been spending more and more time her since extras and some OTC have been more available and quality of dancers is best in the area. Days have been good to me. I haven't consumated OTC,…
May 18, 2013, 12:00 AM
The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
I haven't been to this dive...
I haven't been to this dive since my favorite moved clubs, but I knew there were others willing to take her place. I didn't have much time this day so I was hoping for the…
Apr 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
Tattletales
6900 New Falls Rd
Levittown, PA 19057
Stopped in during the afternoon shift...
Stopped in during the afternoon shift after viewing their schedule. I was looking for a particular dancer, but she never showed or their website is incorrect.
Anyway I decided to hang out for a couple drinks.…
Apr 1, 2012, 12:00 AM
Landing Strip
191 Carlingview Dr
Etobicoke, ON M9W 5E8
Canada
A recent trip to Toronto brought...
A recent trip to Toronto brought me to a few area strip clubs. The Landing Strip had been recommended and was nearby so I thought I would give it a try. Many fine ladies, and…
Dec 31, 2011, 12:00 AM
Teezer'z Lounge
7860 W Ridge Rd
Fairview, PA 16415
First of all, Teezers has Friday...
First of all, Teezers has Friday afternoon hours noon-5pm, the re-opens at 8pm. I don't think the clubs profile mention that. 10 cover includes lunch buffet. Drinks were reasonable, most dancers were 5-6 with the…
Jul 24, 2011, 12:00 AM
Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club
13782 US-19
Waterford, PA 16441
On any other night this could...
On any other night this could be a great club. I was in the area the same week as the ROAR at the SHORE. Bikers everywhere, the club was packed, couldn't tell the dancers from…
Jul 24, 2011, 12:00 AM
Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave
Essington, PA 19029
My first time to Lou Turks...
My first time to Lou Turks and got there a little early. Had to wait outside until 4pm, when one of the dancers pulled up. Smoking looking blonde, and we spoke for a few minutes,…
May 13, 2011, 12:00 AM
Ballpark Tavern
1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*
Stopped by today for the first...
Stopped by today for the first time in a year. Same old smoke filled strip bar I remembered. Dancers up were Dani DeeDee and Sarene. All left nothing to the imagination, but dances seemed slow…
Feb 17, 2011, 12:00 AM









