Posts by crazyjoe

A teenage boy met an old man who was carrying a bag. "What's in the bag?" Asked the boy. "Magic apples", said the old man. "Prove it", said the youngster. " Well, besides apples, what are your two…

Did any of the old timers ever write a check for lap dances?

What is the craziest nickname of any hoe you know? A Mexican guy I used to work with said he knew a girl that couldn't get enough sex no matter what. She was not a stripper…

Ban all cowards that p.m. people and block their p.m.s

I just ate a tootsie role that says " helping people with intilectual disabilities" I am happy that they came up with an easy cure for being retarded. Just eat more tootsie rolls and you will…

Yesterday someone told me that I would eventually become what I think about. Does that mean I will become a nice big set of titties?

Why is itbthat when driving thru the bible belt there are so many bilboards for strip xxx shops that say semi parking?. How socalled men of the cloth do you think hide from their wives…

Is anyone going clubbing on halloween? I think ldk and juice are going trick or treating... Juice is dressing as a cucumber and ldk is going in his liquid pants and asking for lapdances instead of candy... Ldk…

Did you ever go to a club with mostly ugly women and pass out Milk Bones?