tuscl

Discussions

discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
The thread where we answer each other's terminology questions
posted by
chandler

Question #1: Sometimes when I read accounts that mention "CBJ", I wonder if they really mean a mock blow job through the pants. My understanding is that "covered" means wearing a rubber, not clothing over…

discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
Why did you choose your TUSCL nickname?
posted by
chandler

Dancers at the club I logged in to review called me Chandler, because they though I looked like the 'Friends' character. I don't see it.

FONDL, I hope you answer this one.

discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
Top 10 Corniest Stage Dance Elements
posted by
chandler

What are the most cringe-inducing bits you see dancers work into their stage sets? I'll get it started with:

  1. Lip-syncing or, worse, "acting out" lyrics to the song.

  2. Anything involving veils.

discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
When you fantasize about a stripper...
posted by
chandler

...what do you fantasize is happening?

  • Are you having sex? What kind?
  • Is she giving you a lapdance? In the club, or somewhere private?
  • Are you having a conversation? In the club or somewhere else?
    -…
discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
"Why not?"
posted by
chandler

What do you say to a stripper who asks, "Why not?" when you tell her you don't want a dance? What kind of stripper would even ask this? How about the ones who try to…

discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
Which option would you have chosen?
posted by
chandler

One night last May, I was at my sometime regular club when I heard the DJ announce to the stage Brooke, a stripper returning after three years away. This got my attention. Of all the…

discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
A thread for posting more quotes from other people's reviews
posted by
chandler

Some choice material on today's Recent Reviews page, so I say it's time for a sequel. Here's maylith reporting on Miss Kitty's in Washington Park, Illinois:

Had one girl stop by the table and chat a…

discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
What's the worst strip club name you've ever heard?
posted by
chandler

I nominate Chix on Dix, a new club in Detroit on Dix Street. How could they resist? It's almost a great name, except it sounds too close to Chicks With Dicks. And it will probably…

discussion
started 19 yrs ago
Front Room
Village Weirdos
posted by
chandler

At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in year round wearing gloves. He claims it's because he's a germophobe, but he's really just a weirdo. He used to bring a coat…