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This club has declined somewhat in the last two years. The inside while well maintained, seems somewhat shabby. The girls are a cut or two lower than they were around one or two years ago.…

I dropped by this trucker dive on a Saturday night around 9 pm when I happened to be going down I-55. Just take the Mississippi-State-Road-35 exit South, and go back behind the quonsett-hut dealer. The…

This club moved to a new location, near Deja Vu in Santurce. Went late last night. Unlike Deja Vu, it's very spacious, with a long stage which was not taken over by pervs. Was able…

Was back for a visit last week and ran into Heaven's half sistyeer, Sunshine. Sunshine recently had her breasts done and the results are very good. but the real talent of Sunshine is…

A Philly original-small, neighborhood type place-everybody knows everybody, friendly, laid back. U shaped bar and small stage in middle. Up close and personal, dancer does a lot of moving drinks and trays around bar-crawling. See…

Was in Hobbs on business this past weekend and stoppped into Playmates for some fun on Saturday night. There was a $5 cover. The inside was a but run down and the ladies…

Went last night at around 2:30. Was able to get it for free (no bouncers at the entrance, lucky me). It was packed as usual but I only saw around 5 dancers. Saw none of…

Sorry, guys, this place still feels like a small town local bar that just happens to have topless girls on stage. The feeling is that if you're a regular, you'll get noticed, if not, good…

Maybe i caught them on a bad night. The Club is dark, very dark. The lighting is so bad I could tell the skin color of the girl on stage. The music is so loud…

10:00 Pm on a friday night. Sparse crowd. Dense cloud of smoke.
They bill themselves as the friendliest club in town, and they are. But the appearance of the dancers left a bit to be…

Visited this club about 2:00 pm on a Wednseday, four girls and three cusomers. $10 cover includes first drink, no booze. The girls are a little agressive and hungry for money. There is one lady…

As you enter the main room (on second floor) there is a raised area on the left, the stage, a small seating area and the bar. On the right are restrooms, the VIP area, then…

I have enjoyed my visits to Barbarella's each time I get to Ottawa and the most recent was no exception. First it is conveniently located near Parliament Hill with lots of Hotels nearby. The other…

Stopped by last Tuesday evening at about midnight. About 6 girls working (4-7). Working means they take turns dancing on a stage that's inside the bar, then come around to collect $1 from every…

Checked out Mardi Gras, this past Wednesday around 8:30pm. I had visited this club a couple of years ago and found it exceptional. $10 cover. I saw 8 dancers (maybe more in VIP). Dancers ranged…

Figured now that since Rick's prices went up it was time to check this place out again, and sure enuf, it's still excellent. Got some great dances from Nicole, Dallas, Jersey, and one other girl…

Went in on a Saturday nite about 7 pm. They have great sandwiches here, recommend the buffalo chicken. DJ had a great selection (reminded me of my high school prom, lost of great 80's…

Not much to add to the new reviews here except to second them. I visited on night of Wed 12 Feb and tried both table and private dance. Same mileage for both - zero. The…

I have been going to Ruby's since 1996. You're right, nothing has basically changed, but in the late 90's the club attendance was higher and activities (including lds) were wilder and less inhibited.…

Was back for Race & Bike week (2004)and the place was packed! I bet they had over 200 girls, with over 8 TO 10 girls at a time on stage at all times. A lot…

Parked the car myself, no charge at 7:00 PM on Friday. Walked in and was not asked to pay a cover charge. Floor staff asked if I was here for dinner or bar,…

We went to superdads during the week on a business trip. There were 8-10 girls dancing. The Girls ranged from 5 - 8. None really drop dead beautiful, however there were not to…

I went SP again and tried the lapdances from a BL (barely legal). Man the lapdance rocked! I could compare it to Tampa lapdances in terms of grindage and feelage. Except I…

Visited this past Monday night. Not much happening, although the place did pick up at about 11pm. Girls ranged 3-7, nothing spectacular. Not a bad place to pound back a couple of…

I have been to Vegas a few times before, but had always gone to the flashier clubs. Cheetahs has the feel of the neighborhood strip club, with lots of regular girls as opposed to the…

Kinda disappointed after reading two 7+ reviews of this club. WEnt on a wednesday at 9 pm and boy was this place dead -- First off you are required to check you coat at…

I stopped in this club a couple months ago while passing thru town. Small club with a laid back atmosphere. The girls were friendly and chatty. Most were black. I got a couple dances and…

Made my first trip to a canadian club (actually three of them) and was pleasantly surprised by this club. There is no cover charge and they have an ATM and you can get cash at…

Club is way too small. Friday night was standing room only, and there wasn't much of that. Club is nude/byob now (beer & wine only/no liquor), so it's the only nude show near…

I visited the DollHouse recently on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm. I have given this club a good review in the past-but not this time! No girls working-bar tender finally went up on stage-she should…

This club is in a great location on Yonge street and the no cover charge is awesome, but there is a 20 fee cdn to enjoy the upper or lower level VIP rooms (yes i…

Chubbies is a tiny little place east of Baltimore's Inner Harbor and South of Little Italy. Chubbies looks to be a cleaned up version of a Block club but doesn't really have much to…

Was here last week when they had one of the feature dancers up with the biggest, hugest, largest, most gigantic breasts in the entire world. I've never seen anything so big before, and I…

Very nice, clean, and large club. Most of the girls are great although a few are on the chubby side but hey seem to get along well with the customers. The ladies will spend time…

Went before 6 pm and received free entrance. Well worth the early arrival, and renetry was provided for the rest of the evening. "Drinks" (water) was $7, but the show was great, and…

Was here thurs afternoon a few weeks ago and this place is still my ATF. If your looking for mileage, this is THE place. If your looking for a huge club with great decor and…

I visited PP Friday afternoon. Once my eyes adusted to the darkness I was alright. However; the volume of music was outrageous. You would think someone at the club could hear the reviews (although I…

Stopped in Friday night. $5 cover and $7.25 beer. $10 one time fee for private dance room, but not very private. Girls ranged from 3-9, mostly 5s. Decent grinding with dances,…

Very large club with almost no one in it. Went on a Saturday night during football season (away game week), and the place was practically dead. Maybe 8 girls and a dozen customers.…

I visited Lido's this week for the first time in three years. Well it certainly is not the Teasers of old. Heck, it is not even the Lidos of old. From 6…

I visited for the first time in several years. Club has not changed, a little run down and seedy, but staff is friendly. Quality of dancers has always varied greatly at Inner…

I went here the other night with some friends. First off, the place looks like a fancy hunting lodge, complete with stuffed animals on the walls.
Secondly, the food: Really great deals.…