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published 3 yrs ago
Nude girls at a local bar
reviewed by
otomac

8.3

Drove by after work on a Thursday afternoon. Didn't realize this place was back open again, their website is not kept to date anymore (pre-covid they used to keep the website updated with dancer…

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published 3 yrs ago
Bach'in it in SLC
reviewed by
Strupviffle

7.0

Bachelor party out in SLC, and let's say I was not anticipating a legendary night out in the state of sister wives and honeycomb. We had several options for clubs - no booze, but no…

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published 3 yrs ago
Memorial Day Weekend (3 Clubs In 2 Days) Part 2
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

7.3

Friday. 9PM. Spent the afternoon at Doll House and had way too much fun. Parking spot right by the door. Free. Relieved my friend and I didn’t have to park in the alleyway by the…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Orange County recommended clubs with high mileage
posted by
Jb1212

Can anyone recommend an OC club with high mileage preferably with white dancers.

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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New App For SJG
posted by
shailynn

apps.apple.com

I doubt he has an iPhone thought considering he doesn’t even have steady internet access and is selling old calculators on Mercari.

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published 3 yrs ago
Great time with a girl from LA
reviewed by
cooldude9124

6.7

Spending a few weeks in Miami and this was the first club I visited. I wasn’t asked any cover charge but was told that if I want to go upstairs - there is a 20…

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published 3 yrs ago
Quick stop Thursday at 2 pm…
reviewed by
Lfreeman523

7.3

On the way to play a round of golf and bath when it started to pour on my drive. Texted my friend I was meeting and we push the teatime back an hour, so I…

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published 3 yrs ago
Worth the drive, but some strange etiquette
reviewed by
MayorBeauJames

9.3

Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the cab…

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started 3 yrs ago
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How do you ask for OTC in the proper way?
posted by
chunkychicano

Ive heard from multiple people that you can’t straight up ask for OTC because women don’t like to feel like they’re whores.
So how exactly are you supposed to ask about the subject of OTC in…

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published 3 yrs ago
Riverside Corral-Cheap Naked Women Willing to Please
reviewed by
SCP

7.3

Every so often, I’ll feel the need to head down the I-5 corridor for business and inevitably end up making the Portland strip club tour. Portland gets a bad rap for being a low mileage…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Orange County/ San Diego County Mileage
posted by
Jb1212

Hey Gents, what is the mileage like at San Diego or Orange County Clubs? Which ones should I go to?

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started 3 yrs ago
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Stage names
posted by
gammanu95

If you pick the stage name of "Audrey", and you look like an "Audrey", do you have the wrong stage name or the wrong profession?

review
published 3 yrs ago
Not bad.....but won't repeat
reviewed by
meryvnp

6.0

Waltzed in on a Monday afternoon 'cause I heard this might be a "rootin' tootin'" joint. This is a locals'spot that jumps during daytime then empties out at night.

Most of the women were at least…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Window Tint.
posted by
shailynn

Went to get my SUV serviced and needed an inspection sticker which is required in my state once a year. It’s a pretty lax one compared to other states. Are your tires and…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Dancers with strict boundaries, ITC vs OTC
posted by
chunkychicano

It seems dancers with SO’s are more likely to have boundaries like no pussy touching.

However there is one dancer who literally has rules like she only flirts with guys in the club, never over text.

Pussy…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Let’s take a moment of silence to honor all the tragedy strippers go through
posted by
Muddy

The car accidents, the deaths in family, pets dying suddenly, the house blowing ups, on and on. Statistically if you break it down, strippers are way more likely to deal with emergencies than us regular…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Could be better but not too many complaints

6.7

This review is from a couple months ago so I apologize for not having all the names, prices etc. But my ballpark numbers should be correct.

Took an uber there as I was already drinking…

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published 3 yrs ago
Breathless Hit ir Miss? Miss this time
reviewed by
Ben D'erhover

5.0

OK, Breathless sadly did not and has not lived up to its name. But first, the place. This is one of the fanciest places around. The recently paved the parking lot,they have taken down the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Reliable Martina
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

6.7

I stopped by shortly after opening on an early Wednesday afternoon and it always seems to take awhile for the action to get going on a weekday. The doors open around noon, but it is…

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published 3 yrs ago
memorial weekend visit
reviewed by
jeggermanjensen

9.3

As a local who's heard plenty of negative gossip about the establishment I was genuinely surprised.

After paying the $10 cover fee and getting patted down by a doorman. I took a few steps inside, paid…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Strip club etiquette for strippers
posted by
Pussylicker2

The goal for many strip club patrons is to get as much mileage for as little cost as possible. We've seen posts and articles written by strippers on how they'd like us to behave,…

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published 3 yrs ago
Girl can’t count songs
reviewed by
pokerwvu

6.0

Stopped on a Saturday afternoon. Pretty busy for afternoon. Paid cover and was immediately approached by multiple girls and bartender. After ordering a beer and fending off the girls at the door I…

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started 3 yrs ago
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Woman feels 'dehumanized' as she claims she was kicked off plane over 10kg boobs
posted by
shadowcat

Story and photos:

mirror.co.uk

Since the boobs were man made. can they be human?

review
published 3 yrs ago
Wednesday evening at Pink Poodle
reviewed by
tbmtbm

7.0

For a wednesday evening, i was not expecting a lot of people in there but there were a few other than us!. the dancers were working hard for the money. I liked to see Strawberry,…

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published 3 yrs ago
No good
reviewed by
Christopheran

5.7

Weird place. I've never had an experience like this in a strip club.

I walked in, early enough that there was no cover, and sat down near the stage.

I was:

  • never approached and offered a drink

-…

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published 3 yrs ago
Mining for Gold
reviewed by
Danton

6.3

Just down the road from Hong Kong, enter through a heavy set of drapes at the front of the club. No cover. Bars on the right and far left and a curtained off booth…

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published 3 yrs ago
Weird setup, no stage shows, money grab - Don't Bother
reviewed by
eddiefast69

3.0

I walked in and before I could adjust my eyes this young cute mixed girl was standing in my face asking if I'd been there. It was a bit strong, didn't even give me a…

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published 3 yrs ago
Just about worth it
reviewed by
WhyNotLook

7.0

Went to Teasers on a Wednesday around 6pm. One side is like a typical American bar you will find anywhere, with pool tables, game machines and juke box, which also serves food. A…

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started 3 yrs ago
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NBA Finals - Celtics Vs Warriors
posted by
Warrior15

We haven't had a sports related thread in a while. The NBA Finals start tonight. Can Steph Curry get his 4th Title ? Can the Celtics defense hold up ?…

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published 3 yrs ago
Memorial Day at The Trap
reviewed by
hamster80

8.0

Visited on Memorial Day in the early afternoon. $1 to park and attendant was friendly. No other cost to get in but got frisked by security at front door. Parking was ok,…

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published 3 yrs ago
Not the best visit but not a bad club
reviewed by
Jackysmokes

6.3

Place next to a busyish street, I parked in the tacobell parking lot and walked over (not sure if that’s allowed). You enter and it’s dark the bar goes around the stage in like a…