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iknowbetter
Bitch, Don’t kill my vibe
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2019
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2021
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reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
Decent time on a Monday
I visited Tootsies on a Monday around 10 pm. Monday is typically the slowest strip club night of the week, and this was a slow night at Tootsies. However, I...
iknowbetter
a month ago
0
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Waitresses and Bartenders Doing Lap Dances?
This sounds like a logistical nightmare, and a recipe for bad wait service, but I saw a review for Good Guys in DC (thank you...
iknowbetter
2 hours ago
8
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Campus Protests
Apologies if this belongs in politics, but I’m watching the news of protests on the campuses of Columbia and Yale. I would be really pissed...
iknowbetter
11 days ago
127
reviews
United States
Florida
North Miami Beach
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Target Rich Environment
I rarely make it out to Dean’s Gold, but whenever I go there I am impressed with the quality of the talent. Because of this I would consider Dean’s to...
iknowbetter
3 days ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Slow Monday Night
I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday night appx 10pm. The lack of cars in the large, well lit , free parking lot was a good indication of what to...
iknowbetter
2 months ago
1
discussions
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Detroit Strip Cubs during UAW Strike?
How is the UAW strike affecting Detroit strip clubs? It seems like striking autoworkers would have more time on their hands to go to strip...
iknowbetter
7 months ago
8
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Chat GPT + TUSCL
Has anyone tried generating a strip club review on AI? I’m curious how accurate it would be, and if it would get past TUSCL...
iknowbetter
5 months ago
11
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Beware Unwanted Services
I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday afternoon/ evening as a pregame to the Dolphins MNF. Cheetah is not as close to the stadium as Tootsie’s, but it’s still an...
iknowbetter
4 months ago
4
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When Worlds Collide
I was at a corporate holiday party this past weekend. It’s always fun to see all the office girls and everyone’s significant other all decked...
iknowbetter
4 months ago
18
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Cheetah Pompano
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Recent Positive Reviews are True
There have been so many overly-positive reviews of Cheetah Pompano recently that I decided I needed to drop in and see what all the hubbub was about. I stopped in...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
5
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UAW Strike?
Apologies if this has already been discussed, but what are thoughts on the impending UAW strike? Everyone should be able to make a decent living,...
iknowbetter
8 months ago
55
discussions
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Does anyone use PL costs to justify other expenses?
I find that I sometimes use what I spend in strip clubs to justify other expenses. I was recently trying to decide on whether or...
iknowbetter
a year ago
0
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Does anyone use PL costs to justify other expenses?
I find that I sometimes use what I spend in strip clubs to justify other expenses. I was recently trying to decide on whether or...
iknowbetter
a year ago
0
discussions
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Does anyone use PL costs to justify other expenses?
I find that I sometimes use what I spend in strip clubs to justify other expenses. I was recently trying to decide on whether or...
iknowbetter
a year ago
8
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Michigan State Football
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/college/2022/10/30/michigan-state-spartans-wolverines-players-get-into-postgame-scuffle-in-michigan-stadium-tunnel/69603281007/ Full disclosure- I am a SEC guy and don’t give a fuck about Big 10 football. But I saw the video of Michigan State football...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
6
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Arena Football - Does anyone care?
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/texas-indoor-football-game-chaos-fight-breaks-out-escalates.amp I saw this pop up on my feed. Some low tier indoor football league in Texas. Players in gear fighting with fans. ...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
2
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Overly Possessive Strippers
Another discussion about rude strippers got me thinking about an experience with an overly possessive stripper. I was recently at Cheetah Hallandale (FL) during a...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
24
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The Perv Walk
A random reviewer from the great pacific northwest got me thinking about the “perv walk”. Is anyone else as uncomfortable as I am walking...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
27
discussions
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Wishful Trend?
I’m hoping that this is a trend, and not just my wishful thinking… my sample size is too small to draw any meaningful conclusions, but...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
12
discussions
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Why I should shop for the groceries
https://au.news.yahoo.com/woman-claims-she-was-thrown-out-of-supermarket-over-hot-outfit-232559393.html Clearly a case of shameless self promotion for her Onlyfans page… but it worked! Gotta love these Miami women!...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Day Shift is Still Strong
I had not been to Cheetah Hallandale in quite awhile, and since there has been a 2am-er, rumored changes in ownership, and some negative reports lately, I thought it was...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Cheetah Pompano
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Surprisingly Good Monday Afternoon
I made a last minute decision to drop in to Cheetah Pompano at about 4:00 pm Monday. $2 parking, no cover, $4.50 beers. The club was busier than I would...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
5
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Anal Anyone?
What’s the consensus on anal sex? I’m speaking entirely from the perspective of male to female anal, since I have neither the experience nor the...
iknowbetter
a year ago
34
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Maybe I was Too Early?
Had an opportunity to visit DD at about 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. I’m hoping that maybe I was just there too early since DD simply did not live up...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
1
discussions
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Colleges with the hottest girls
Muddy got me thinking about college girls, not to mention I just returned from dropping my kid off at college, and spent the weekend gawking...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
17
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Solid Gold
1350 SW 2nd St Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Not Sustainable
After reading the enthusiastic reviews of Solid Gold’s much anticipated re-opening, I finally had the chance to visit on a Thursday evening in mid December, about 7:30 pm. This...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
5
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Miami in the 1980’s
I started watching Billy Corben’s latest Cocaine Cowboys documentary on Netflix, and it got me reminiscing about Miami in the 1980’s. I am a...
iknowbetter
3 years ago
5
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Pompano FL Back to Normal
This is probably not breaking news, but I made the rounds of the Herpes Triangle of Cheetah, Booby Trap, and Diamond Dolls Friday afternoon. ...
iknowbetter
3 years ago
8
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What do you do when you see someone you know at the club?
What do you do when you see someone you know at the club? I’m not talking about dancers or club staff, or close friends or...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
22
reviews
United States
District of Columbia
Washington, D.C.
Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
A decent meal
I was in DC on business last week, and rather than eat alone in a restaurant, I decided to eat alone, looking at naked women. Camelot has always...
iknowbetter
5 years ago
1
discussions
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Would you ever wear a strip club hat or tee shirt?
Some clubs give out hats or tee shirts for certain promotions. Would you ever wear a strip club hat or tee shirt out in public?...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
30
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Consistent Day Shift
Good value for anyone inclined to visit a strip club at 2:00 in the afternoon. I visited Cheetah Hallandale early on a Friday afternoon. There was plenty of...
iknowbetter
3 years ago
6
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
FS in Communal Dance Room
Apologies in advance for if I offend anyone by being too explicit. And everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction. I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a...
iknowbetter
2 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Cheetah Pompano
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Champagne Rooms are Back in Hallandale
I stopped in at Cheetah Hallandale on my way home from work on a Friday afternoon in late September. It was pretty busy with the happy hour crowd, but...
iknowbetter
5 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Cheetah Pompano
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Good Visit
I stopped by Cheetah Pompano on a Thursday about 5 pm. The parking lot was fairly full, but there was still plenty of available parking farther down in the...
iknowbetter
5 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Decent Day Shift
Empowered by my second COVID shot, I ventured out to my first post-COVID club visit last Friday afternoon. I stopped by Cheetah Hallandale since this had previously been one of...
iknowbetter
3 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
I don't get out much but...
I don't get out much but have the chance Friday after T-Giving to check out DD Pompano. There are so many clubs to choose from in S. Florida, but...
iknowbetter
10 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Booby Trap
2840 Hammondville Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Why does this place always smell like piss?
I visited The BT twice over a two week period. My experiences were different both times, but the one constant is that the place smelled like piss - especially...
iknowbetter
5 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Solid Gold
1350 SW 2nd St Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Starting to grow on me
My overall impression of Solid Gold is consistent with most of the other reviews. This particular iteration of SG has not yet reached its former Ft Lauderdale glory, and...
iknowbetter
5 years ago
10
discussions
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Butt Plugs in Dancers - Hot or Not?
I recently saw a dancer at a South Florida club perform with a glow-in-the-dark butt plug shoved up her ass. This is the second...
iknowbetter
3 years ago
20
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
All is well at DD
Based on a couple of negative reviews, and having witnessed the recent decline of other South Florida clubs, I felt an obligation to see for myself what was going on...
iknowbetter
5 years ago
3
discussions
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Butt Plugs in Dancers - Hot or Not?
I recently saw a dancer at a South Florida club perform with a glow-in-the-dark butt plug shoved up her ass. This is the second...
iknowbetter
3 years ago
25
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Solid Gold
1350 SW 2nd St Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Day Shift Bargains
I stopped in at SG on a Friday afternoon around 4 pm. The facility is one of the nicest in S FL, and there was more than adequate...
iknowbetter
5 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Still the Best Day Shift in Town
I had time to kill between meetings and picking up associates at FLL. Didn’t make sense to drive back to 305 only to turn around and head back north...
iknowbetter
5 years ago
3