Comments by goldmongerATL

Easing back into it!

Gringo? Mexico City? On your own? You're gonna die. Oh, wait, you're from Detroit? Probably not much worse than Detroit.

I saw the floor guys, house mom and dancers all taking pictures or clips with their phones. I actually walked out of a couple of shots that I saw happening. At the time I had no idea they were going on Instagram.

The one with the underbar spaces. These are the videos that only show up for 24 hours. The ones with me have cycled off the feed. If you look at the ones still there, you can see customers in the background. But today they look pretty empty, so not too many customers. The ones from Monday had as many as 7-8 customers pretty clearly in the background for some clips. Some idiot walked up and down the parking lot filming cars plus some guy getting out of his car. Broad daylight. This was to show "how crowded" they were.

I was told by a dancer that a lot of the staff at The O (Allure) is from Diamonds.

Read that building will be demolished and replaced by an office building.

Sounds like the opening day crowd was an anomaly.

I think it starts at 8 pm

Looked like a few of the night shift coming in were Latina. When I got there the door guy was talking to someone on the phone. He told him "I got my Cuban hoes comin in tonight"

Just noticed I am in one of the Instagram Videos, along with lots of other guys.

A dancer told me most of the staff is now ex-Diamonds and many Diamonds dancers are on night shift. Look at the instagram page. Lots of photos.

Writing a review.

Thin pants. When I shop, I actually look for pants with long nylon zippers. Gotta have plenty of room to bring everything out to play in VIP.

30-35 years ago, Hooters girls in Atlanta wore braless crop tops and nipples were flashed with about every movement. But that ended when church ladies figured out why their hubbies ate there 4 times a week (and tipped 100% or more). Now Hooters is regular waitresses forced to wear hot girl clothes.

tuscl has a link to their instagram. serious amount of posting pictures of staff and dancers the last couple of days. At least on instagram it looks like a reopening is gonna happen.

Were you making it rain?

Yes, it was yesterday.

TT massage girls give head and neck massages at your seat. Usually charge $10 a song. Prices go up on night shift for everything.

I like how there are sparks coming out of the dildo in her hand.

Considering Allure is renovating and announced they are hiring for a May 18th opening as "The O", might not be a landing spot. Now, where the dancers will end up is another thing entirely.

That is typical of pickpocket crews in Europe. They jump on train at the last minute, get a couple of things and jump back off. You think you have things safe in a backpack or purse, but they just cut them open with a razor knife, grab and dash.

Now advertising a May 18th Grand Opening of The O

Have not seen one in decades. The ones I saw were a mix of strippers that had free time (80%) and true amateurs (20%). Amateurs ranged from (maybe) 18 up to 30's. They got great attention but never seemed to win.

My cousin's kid is in Yale. He was told by his economics prof that it was his duty to take out student loans even if his family did not need them. That is how "government wealth" is redistributed to the needy. It was also his duty to never pay a dime back because that just put the "government's money" back with a government that has no legal right to it in the first place. He was supposed to use the money to support "just causes". Besides, if the government wants the money so bad "they can just print more." This is a freaking ECONOMICS professor!

I prefer thigh gap over thigh chafe.

This car is a sweet ride! Hope to give it back soon.

There are some (not just fuglies) that will provide for the basic rate, but they are scarce and have had a positive history with you. $100 over the basic rate goes a long way with all but the absolute top shelf. This of course is slowly ratcheting upwards.

I do know girls were told at some point they were going to build Oasis style VIP rooms where the 3 huge rooms are today. They could easily fit 5-7 back there. But you don't need them if the club is empty.

Just to be safe, I'm cancelling my dental appointment! Get well soon!

Glad I did not sneak down there today! This is their instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theoatlanta/ They keep posting about auditions in 2 weeks. Guess we will have to wait 30 days.

There are girls that will dance and make $50-$150 waiting to find a VIP and there are girls that will drink some guy's free drinks for an hour or two before going to VIP. Whatever works for them.

The big money maker for dancers was $1 bills in the garters. Girls would rotate maybe once every 90 minutes and get the equivalent of $100 or $200 stuffed in their garters.

That was my point. $10. Looking at the CPI, that would be like $48 today. Buying a dance was a big thing. That was before VIP rooms, so a big night for my younger self was to splurge on a dance or two.

Next thing you know dances will go up to $11 after over 45 years at $10. Broke my TT's cherry in 1978.

Maybe it is like the odd $2 at the old Follies, LOL. Supposedly a couch replacement fund.

The guy said $20 dances and $/$$/$$$ for extras. I would assume that means HJ/BJ/FS.

Once saw a dancer that was 7-8 months along having fun faking being indignant. "Can't a girl put on a little weight without everyone assuming she is pregnant?" Saw another bring a mop on stage "In case my water breaks." Both on the Baltimore Block back in the day.

Your pastor has usually done his VIP and left by 3 PM. Plan accordingly.

Buying lady drinks and stage tipping can add up. Yes, there are a number of girls that only do VIP. At $200 and up for 20-30 minutes it is an economic decision.

You are selling short the VIP mileage. Almost all offer a full menu of extras.

Holy Shit! MOM!?!?!?!?

Holy Shit! MOM!?!?!?!?

"Most do extras. Most of them want "extra" over the $200 for that, but not all." "Told me to tip what I thought was fair after we were done. It was well worth the $100 tip, so $400 all in." Extras happened. Most dancers at this club have their own supply of condoms. Got the picture :-)

No, I view that as a Green Flag!

I saw one report yesterday (can't find the link) where a teacher got pregnant from her fourth grader.

Turning it around I once had a dancer ask if I had enough money to make it worth suing me for child support.

Do you have any Italian in you? No? Let's order pizza.

On a desktop I no longer have access to my feed.

Several are at Allure and I have seen a couple at Tattletales.

Pattaya is in Thighland.

Masturbating to dead porn stars is called Necrojerkia.

Change the TIME on the clocks? I thought you were supposed to change your clocks! I buy new ones twice a year.

Even the A list stars were whores. Grace Kelly was one of the worst. She would rotate through 2-3 co-stars at a time, preferring the older, married men. A quote about her and Bing Crosby: "The night Kelly won an Oscar for her performance in the film, Crosby reportedly came to her hotel room expecting to spend the night with her, only to find Marlon Brando, who had beaten out Crosby for an Oscar earlier that night, in her bed. He declined her offer to join them."

I once knew a guy whose wife bought him used celebrity panties and bras as presents. Apparently, people collect them. I don't talk to them anymore. I wonder if I donate my used boxers to Goodwill can I claim a $250K deduction?

I would smash her and then her daughter Mariska. Then round 2 with Jayne.

butterface.net is an available domain. It's calling to you, Greta. Remember, no woman is ugly if your dick is down her throat.

Almost anything went in VIP as far as 2-way contact or were extras to be had?

Women prefer smaller dildos only because they fit in their purse.

yes, from open to close.

No, not that type of place.

I have a mistake above. Allure/Oasis VIP is $50, not $125. Girls ranged from borderline too big or too old to quite attractive. Most that I saw do not have boob jobs or butt jobs.

Did you visit this week? They lost their liquor license on Monday and most of the dancers have moved to Vivide, Allure (now Oasis) or Tattletale's. Ran into several of them who all told the same tale at the last two places yesterday.

Would have smashed her 30 year old self. Just like Al Bundy. She is 70 years old now.

I had a guy approach me on my way back to my car after clubbing. He demanded my wallet. I did not see a weapon and I am bigger than him. I told him he would have better luck with guys heading into the club because guys leaving the club have empty wallet. He muttered something like "yeah that makes sense" and moved on. Had another guy ask me for $20 so he could go into the club and watch his girlfriend dance. I politely declined. I had one funny encounter with a carload of dancers arriving as I did. I knew them and talked to them as they did their hair and put on makeup before heading into the club. Not sure why they did that in the car. Once saw a girl park and change out of her waitress uniform in her car. She just smiled at me and shrugged her shoulders. I guess I wasn't seeing anything I would not see once she went inside.

I have been like you and walked out after 10 minutes but have also found a girl for VIP fun twice. Agree it is more miss than hit right now.

Undercover decoy. A real one would not be wearing the thong.

Oh, and they said it was not worth it to go after the fraud for "only" $30K. They write it off and simply build it into their rates.

Talking about the scamming in Atlanta, about a year ago they tried taking my good driver rates away because they had paid a claim to a driver in an accident that was my fault. Thing is, the accident never happened. They paid a damage and injury claim with zero real evidence. So you just have some sleazy lawyer call them, give bogus info and you get a check. I did get it straightened out but I had to show a plane ticket receipt that I was not even in the country.

"That is the most ridiculous thing that I have heard of recently but if the door guy told you, it must be true." Went by today. New owners (folks from the old Oasis) have accelerated getting the Allure crowd out. Allure staff and dancers now come in at midnight Friday and Saturday only. Monday to Thursday two full shifts of Oasis crew from 1130 to 3AM.

Tattletale's in Atlanta 1976 Cheetah in Atlanta 1977 The location where Allure is today in Atlanta has been a strip club of some name pretty much continuously since the mid 70's. It started as the 24 Karat club, or the 24K.

The Oasis was a very popular club in Doraville, Georgia.

Only went twice so far. Mixed probably 40/40/20 White/AA/Hispanic

Allure is just ramping up, but what were the Oasis dancers giving extras leave around 10 PM.

She was, but not that day. Did not really want to do VIP at all. Was giving me last week's menu and prices.

I guess I have to spell out it was her time of the month.

Credit given to "that other site" (this site)

Noticed this discussion and related reviews being copied verbatim and posted on that "Netherlands" site.

I heard the same thing at Allure. TT and Pink Pony will not let dancers come back if they go to Allure. Dancer said several are waiting to make sure Oasis Day Shift becomes worthwhile.

When I was there last week the door guy told me that the whole Allure crowd (management, dancers and customers) would move to Platinum, which is reopening. Once that happens this club would be the Oasis staff and dancers (and customers?) from noon to 4 AM.

My girl said middle was most private. I thought she meant no one might walk by. Hmm?

The building is still there, vacant. I think most recently it was an event facility. I knew a dancer there in real life. She was very religious and I doubt she was doing extras. Also much better looking than Diva. One of the Rolling Stones and the CEO of a local Fortune 500 were two of her regulars. She also told me if one of them showed up she could make $2K to $3K a night 30+ years ago. Long before the raid. The numbers the article quotes are a bit dubious. That said, I was the guest of a sales exec once. He tipped $500 to skip the hour-long line. He then tipped another $500 and the floorman moved someone off a table for us. And this is just downstairs where they were they only do table dances. The money flowing in that place was unbelievable. But again, I think Diva's numbers are questionable.

Notice any girls that looked familiar from Oasis? Curious if it is just a name or if the old employees and dancers are returning.

Anyone stop by on Opening Day?

Are you saying this is no longer one of the Delilah's clubs and is now independent?

Drove by today. Lots of activity with people coming and going. Also went to a club yesterday and that is all everyone was talking about.

No info on size of large water. No info on cost of large water. No info on how many seats at bar. No info on any padding on seats at bar. No info on whether you turn left or right to get to bathroom. No info on width of parking spaces. No info on the height of the ceiling. No info on the carpet pattern. No info on where you deposited your load. No info on height of stage. No info on how the girl you had never seen before performed in the VIP you didn't take with her. yep, very lacking :-)

Surprised Fantasia is on the list. Any club with its own attached whorehouse, I mean VIP room building, is OK by me.

To many: #2 Club516 #11 Glass Slipper #29 Club 2120 #32 Cheerleaders Gloucester City #35 Fantasia 5 Bottom 40 and only 4 Top 40

Ages ago a friend's wife met a woman about which she heard a rumor. He told me his wife asked him to show me her picture on facebook and see if she worked at "that hoochie coochie bar he (me) took you to" For the record, he took me. I kept going back :-) I recognized her as a dancer there, but it was a huge place and I had never interacted with her at all. My response was "she's not good looking enough to work there"

Considering the whole place has about 50 parking spots, it would have to be a mini-Oasis. But bring it on! Is the gay bar still splitting the building or did Allure have the whole space?

In the old days, VHM was TV channels 2-13 and UHM was channels 14-83. TV's were not real big so you had to sit NMT or Near My Television.

This guy was friends with the staff. Even went behind the bar once for something.

I think it was more of "what the hell is he showing him"? The guy never called her over or anything while I was sitting there.

Not to say he wasn't but no indications he was a boyfriend. In the pictures and vids all the guys were white. He was AA, so he was not in the pics.

For those not familiar, this is a club where ITC extras are pretty common.

Just happened tonight. Yes, in ATL. Fannies.

Defending your Ruffles is justifiable. I broke a guy's nose once because he tried grabbing my nuts.

Are the dancers all AA?

@CJKent that was before cameras were invented.

I have literally made that comment to a girl in Tattletale's. A girl agreed to a VIP for more than the minimum money. But, she "would be back in a couple of minutes." Well, a couple of minutes turned into about 50 minutes. During this time I fended off other dancers. "My" girl went to the locker room twice, had a drink with a customer across the bar, chatted with other dancers and finally returned to me. I really had run out of time and had to be somewhere. I told her this: " I have to leave. You need to understand that most guys in here have plenty of money to spend on you because they are looking to go to VIP. What they don't have is time. You wasted almost an hour of mine." And I left. She did not last long there.

Back in the 90's I has sort of the same thing happen, but in reverse. I was at a club and there was a really attractive early-20's girl fending off guys. I did not approach, but she noticed I did not hit on her and I was people watching like she was. She moved next to me so it looked like we were together. We talked and drank for a couple of hours. I was going to ask for a number, but before I could she told me I should come see her where she worked. She worked at the long gone 24K in Atlanta. I became a regular of hers for quite a while.

I would want to use it as an indication of her need to make money rather that hang out, party and give off GPS. But like others are saying, If it is a frugal car, are then good managing money or broke? If it a $100,000 car, are they successful or blow any money as soon as they make it and therefore always in need? At the old Follies guys would be waiting in their car or lined up at the door for opening time. You got to see lots of day shift girls arrive. Many were dropped off as a group by what appear to be pimps. I remember 4-5 of my favorites carpooled about 50 miles crammed into something like a Camry. Of course there are other guys that prefer to see them in an old beater so there is a better chance they break down on a lonely road as they follow them home. Just sayin.

A solid 5.5-6 in her prime :-)

There were VIP rooms back in the 80's and 90's. There was a row along the long wall facing the parking lot and 2-3 more on either side of the dressing room entrance, which at the time was at the back center of the stage. I did many a VIP at Gold Rush.

The ones I know must really dig me. They call me Grandpa.

So he knew the dropped condom was yours and not one of the other 200-300 used on that shift?

Flew to Amsterdam once. I knew a lesbian stewardess through friends. Turns out she was working my flight. She told me the gay and lesbian attendants used seniority to get Amsterdam flights because they got a 36 hour layover and the gay scene was super hot there. The crew was staying at my hotel. When we were checking in she introduced me to the only straight attendant on the crew because she had no one to hang out with. Even the pilots were gay. Early 30's and reasonably attractive. We went and did some tourist things and hit some bars. Headed back to the hotel she asked if I was too tired to fuck. Nope! She was not based in Atlanta so lost track of her. My friend later told be she was having an affair with a married passenger she met. She was managing to lay over in Chicago once or twice a week.

Back when Allure was the 24K strip club It was a local bar with strippers. I knew a girl that danced there. She lived in one of those houses on that street along with two other dancers. They were the good neighbors, helping the older neighbors with groceries and errands etc. Some of the older male neighbors were regulars at the bar. The customers and dancers literally walked home from the club.

College aged kid across the street asked me if she could do anything to earn some money. I told her she could help me with my yard work or help clean out the garage. She said that wasn't really what she had in mind. I managed to keep my mind from shifting to full perv mode. I mean like babysitting. I don't have kids. I could house sit. I don't have any trips coming up. I could house sit while you're at work. So I said it sounds like you want me to pay you to hang out, watch TV and probably drink my booze. She looked at me kinda funny. I dunno. How much? Her friend showed up and she said maybe next time.

Tip of the Day: Do NOT no-show your appointment with Dr Healey.

So I guess you missed the booths all around the walls (like 7-8 of them) where you can get full on grind?

When I solo I am seeking VIP extras, period. I have a married friend that comes to town and wants to go to a strip club because doesn't have any near where he lives. He drinks beer, watches the stage, makes lewd comments, buys no dances and tips $10 all night. Plus he smokes big cigars that repel strippers. The only complication is he liked to go to a somewhat tame, respectable club on the main floor but where you can get FS in VIP. One time a stripper I knew walked by, said hello by name and asked if I was going to take her to VIP and fuck her brains out. The look on his face! I just said I had got table dances from her before and it was a running joke. He did not 100% buy it and asked me to tell the truth if I had ever had sex with her. I told him oh yeah, I just fucked her brains out last night. He got a good laugh and that was the end of it. I was telling the truth.

Taylor Pork Roll as a breakfast meat or in a sandwich.

Had one that cut my hair at a chain a couple of times. I was checking out at the grocery store and when I went to pay I noticed the woman behind me was a stripper I had dance for me and more a few times. I did not acknowledge her and she did not seem to notice me. I use my middle name in clubs. As I was leaving she called out "See you Saturday <name goes here>" using my first name. I realized she had looked at my credit card as I checked out. The club was shut down a couple of weeks later and I never saw her again.

Not really surprised that she posts a QR code to scan because she needs money to feed her kids who have no food, yada yada and a couple of days later she posts a pic of her new tattoo.

Is the roster all AA or are there whites and Latinas?

My experience is 50-70% of the girls do extras. Many charge more ($100+$300 is typical), but some of the most reliable are $100+$200 for everything. A few have GPS and quote crazy rates. Of those that do not do extras, several will go the ROB route and strongly imply or outright tell you they do and then not provide.

Can you imagine REALLY hagging? How much? For that pussy? That pussy is all worn out. This pussy is fine. Ask anybody. ten guys a day and no complaints. Exactly! It is worn out. Probably way too big now. The only way it is too big is if you're too small! Wait a minute. I see a sore! that's a sore. That's not a sore! This pussy does NOT have a sore. I can see it! Right there! That's not a sore. It's a freckle! Ugh, forget about that pussy. What about that asshole next to it? Not for sale! All right, all right! I'll take the worn out pussy with sores, but at half price!

It was Tattletale's

It will be interesting to see what if any states use the 14th Amendment to not allow him to be on the ballot and will disqualify any write-in votes. No convictions necessary.

Or Sabine, but does not dound like her MO.

What CMI said. One woman's 6 might be another's 8, but no woman's 3 is another's 8.

Always knew Greta Thunburg would end up as a stripper.

@Local Hick, yes there was immediate hand washing and sanitizing. The jeans were washed on HOT.

I was at Tattletales. Dancer and Front desk guy told me deal at Pin Ups fell through. They are back to looking for an industrial space to build out. Drove past on the way home. No signs of any work going on, but not open as Pin Ups, either.

So you are saying one girl offered Arnold Schwarzenegger? Or is that called Ashley Simpson?

I was at Planet Hollywood about 12 years ago when at about midnight I saw four early 20's white blonde solid 9's walk in dressed in jeans, tee shirt etc. They all had large purses. They headed straight to the Ladies Room. About 15 minutes later they came out dressed like call girls in a movie. They headed to the bar and all started chatting up guys in suits sitting alone. One was sitting next to me and the guy she was chatting left. She turned to me and asked if I had $1200 I wanted to spend,

I had been told by dancers a few weeks ago that night shift $200 per HH was going up in price. That of course is JUST the house fee. I will stick with day shift. If they get cute and raise the day shift rates I will be cutting way back on my Tattletaling if that other club ever opens.

@Shadowcat is that the one that just moved from Tattletales to Vivide?

@funonthaside you may not be familiar with the club. Full grind lappers were in the common area, like Dad was getting. At Follies, "he didn't know she did VIP's" translated to "he didn't know she fucked in VIP" It could also have been pure stripper BS. He might have been an asshole that she told she didn't do VIP and was afraid of a scene if he saw us going.

I think the shorted review I ever saw up for approval was "SUCKS!"

I had a dancer at Follies tell me we had to wait to go to VIP until after her father left. He was at the bar getting dry humped. About 10 minutes later he waived goodbye to her and left. She said he didn't know she did VIP's. She said he would be picking her up after her shift.

Talking about flashing the cash! About 20 years ago there was a guy that won the biggest lottery to date. He lived in West Virginia. He would take a bag full of money to strip clubs and spend it all several nights a week. Sometimes six figures! And STILL they drugged him and stole his money from his car! The money he was going to give them ANYWAY! I believe he died broke. https://nypost.com/2020/07/04/downward-spiral-of-315-million-powerball-winner-jack-whittaker/

Moby is the guy with a table full of dancers who know they will walk away with more money than they would make elsewhere in the club. Mostly they get paid for sitting, drinking his drinks and laughing at his jokes. Mostly. Sometimes he takes one of them to VIP while the others hold down the table and continue to run up his tab.

At this point I just want it to be a club. We will figure out how to make the best of whatever they offer.

The bar has like 5 seats nobody sits there. Maybe this being his very first review this was actually one of the others in the chain.

In case it was not clear, my title WAS the entire review. 5 words. SMH.

Actually now that I think about it, it was a Tattletales dancer that told me about the dumpster. So yeah, consider the source.

I meant "earlier (comma) in the Spring" as in before June 21st. Probably needed a comma there. But you are probably right. It has only been closed about 6 weeks. Contractors could not have done very much in that time. I read a comment somewhere (no I do not have a link) that someone knew it was closed because there was a dumpster in front.

I am not making that drive until it is obviously open. I had been told the construction dumpsters were there earlier in the Spring, but who knows.

So, did anyone go by for the supposed Grand Opening?

Lorelei usually works a later shift and comes in around 4 PM.

Most of Americans are not spending several hundred dollars on VIP's anywhere. There are very many people that frequent clubs that have lots of money to spend. Those are the ones being catered to. the girls asking for that kind of money are usually 8's and some may consider them 9's. There was a story a while back about a guy who embezzled from a local restaurant wand was dropping $2k to $3K several times a week. At least one of those girls now works at this club :-)

Visited Tattletales today. From the review I just posted: There was a lot of talk (with me and overheard) about the new "Oasis" location opening soon. Many girls from TT may move there because of the lower room rates (assuming the $30/HH old Oasis rate) and ability to give higher lap dance mileage. As one girl put it "I'll make more money if a guy can suck on my nipples and I can really grind on his dick" Another girl mentioned Pin Ups had lots of dividers and low walls so just about every seat was "in a corner." "Lots of places to give good dances." Also added that I should not be in that neighborhood for night shift.

Well, those are both before Labor Day :-) I vote for July 10th!

Talked to a girl at Pink Pony that said she had worked at Oasis. Did not recognize her. She said word is going around amongst the dancers that the new club will have VIP rooms similar to Oasis and Tattletales. The word is management will not really care what goes on on the floor within reason. Makes sense since the strict rules at Oasis were to avoid trouble (for as long as possible) with the City of Doraville. She said if there is more mileage on the floor some ex-Oasis dancers will not return. That makes sense, too. For all I care they can stay at the Pony I did ask if she heard this from the actual owners and she was very vague. Will have to wait and see what actually transpires. She said they hope to open before Labor Day.

They said they like really old movies. I suggested Casablanca. We watched The Breakfast Club (which was 38 freaking years ago!) I sit here quietly humming "Hey Nineteen" by Steely Dan. Who I am sure they have never heard of.

I sometimes say to myself for the cost of a VIP I can buy that new whatever I want or need. So don't go to the club today. Go to Home Depot. On the flip side, if I pay $400 to get my dick wet at a club, I think hey, I just spent more than that on that whatever at Home Depot last week.

A friend was out of town and his late 20's daughters wanted to do something for a "fatherly" person. They cooked me dinner. We drank wine. We watched a movie. I was home by nine. Quite wholesome.

Clubs make a big part of their profits on alcohol. It would make it tougher for the club to be a worthwhile venture.

I once saw a review (that was ultimate rejected) that I found a bit useful even if it was too short. "SUCKS!"

The shooting was about 3/4 of a mile from the club, but only 100 yards from her home. Still, the press mentions the club is already the site of several shootings.

@georgmicrodong - I sometimes bring my own (strip club, not funeral). I have had girls check the date and condition of the package.

Pretty much required. That embalming fluid can burn. Or so I have heard.

I don't see where OP named the club.

Well, he did go for hour-long pussy rental.

Once or sometimes twice a month. It was weekly or more before three of my go to clubs closed. That might have included 2 or 3 in one day. But in my mind, twice a day!

I have even coached first day baby strippers a few times. "The first thing you should always do is pull the guy's dick out." Actually I would point out other dancers. "See how that girl is doing that?"

I have had some that are so uptight the dance is horrible. Some of them give off the "oh coming to work here was a mistake" vibe. I have had others who mention all the club rules they are supposed to follow. I casually mention dancers ignore most of those rules and like WOODDR2 said, in 60 seconds the baby goes from 0 to 60 and I have to define upper limits for her so she does not get fired and I don't get thrown out. In that case an immediate trip to VIP is in order.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you are into that ...