What are some seasonal strip club destinations that you guys are aware of? It it worth hype or is just a pain in the ass? How does the "offseason" compare?
I recently hit Cheetah Southern Pines, which is right next to Pinehurst #2 where the Master's is this year. It is a town but it's basically all out in the sticks. But hey you walk in, it's like if Titlist and Las Vegas fucked. Really surprised how packed it was with golfer dudes and all these barbie dolls running around. The reviews did not indicate that but maybe it was jsut that time of the year.
Another place is Myrtle Beach. People keep going on about the golf season here for sc's. I was there in summer, early july. You would think that would be a great time to hit the beach, no I guess the clubs are pretty dead. And it's apparently it's not golf season anymore maybe too hot for some.
I don't think I've was ever in Phoenix during spring training but it sounds like something you'd want to avoid. It's already shoulder to shoulder at Hi Liter to begin with. Fuck all that.


I think the "seasons" at strip clubs aren't much about the calendar of yearly changes. Rather, they're following EVENTS. If the Super Bowl is in Tampa, then for a week before the Super Bowl, the clubs near the stadium in Tampa will experience an influx of excellent-quality dancers, at those locations any negotiable prices will go up for a while, and the clients will include more men from out of town. Some rock concerts might bring crowds but mostly I think rock concerts aren't part of the strip club migratory habit. Sturgis and Daytona bike weeks might increase clubbing (are there any clubs in Sturgis?), but I don't know. It seems to me that basketball college Final Four and pro NBA Finals, Super Bowl, Master's (as you mention), maybe Stanley Cup, maybe World Series? Depends on the city, too. If the game is in a small city there might not be migration. If the game is in a sin-city (New Orleans, Las Vegas, Miami) there might be a lot of migration.