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Oct 3, 2023

Scarlett's Ybor Strip

3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605

First time at a tampa club Got to the club at around 11:30pm we didn’t saw anyone outside the door but there were multiple cars parked outside, as soon as we...

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Oct 3, 2023

7737 SE 82nd Ave Portland, OR 97266

The ghouls are preparing Halloween I arrived around 8pm on a Tuesday. There was no bouncer/ID check and a single dude bartender. There were roughly 8 patrons in there, with...

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Oct 3, 2023

Synn Gentlemen's Club

15619 Valley Blvd City of Industry, CA 91744

Sat night trip Stopped in Sat night around 9:30 parking lot was full had to park behind the club in the Carls Jr lot and walk over. Walked...

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Oct 3, 2023

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Oct 2, 2023

Rick's Cabaret New York

50 W 33rd St New York, NY 10001

Solid by NYC Standards Arrived on a Tuesday around 7-8pm. Staying at a hotel nearby for work so was an easy walk. Greeted at the door and...

Steviejanowski69

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Oct 2, 2023

1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

Last few visits The last month or so have mainly been visits on Friday through Sundays afternoon/evenings. As explained before about $6 for a beer $12 for mixed...

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Oct 2, 2023

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Afternoon visits Tuesday afternoon visit about 3pm, in the area so figured since it had not been a visit since June, should see what if anything was...

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Oct 2, 2023

Playhouse Lounge

1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Standard Visit Been a minute since I last visited PH. Figured I would drop in for my usual visit. Short story: a got a good...

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Oct 2, 2023

392 Gibraltar Drive Unit #3 Mississauga ON L5T2P6

If we only had places like this in the States!No idea why Allure is on TUSCL since it isn’t a strip club, but god am I happy it’s on here since this site is...

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Oct 2, 2023

5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743

Now called "Sunday FUNDAY"THE MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO SHARE IS THAT EBONY INN IS NOW OPEN ON SUNDAYS BEGINNING AT 1:00 PM. This will continue throughout the...

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Oct 2, 2023

2130 N Oracle Tucson, Arizona 85705

Quiet early evening, but worth the stop Curves is a classic and I've visited many times over the years, so popped in on a Weds around 7pm. They had the main...

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Oct 2, 2023

Vivide (V Live)

1271 Marietta Blvd NW Atlanta, GA 30318

Never Disappoints This club looks nice from the outside and has plenty of parking. I typically go between 4-6pm on the weekdays and haven't had to pay...

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Oct 2, 2023

1995 Old Dunbar Rd West Columbia, SC 29172

Good, but expensive spot Have done a couple Sunday visits right when they open around 4pm. Safe and isolated location with good security and management team. The times I went...

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Oct 2, 2023

Lap dance upper body work out A little kink of mine during lap dances is to light press my fingers into her butt, and giggle it for her. Many strippers...

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Oct 2, 2023

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Funday Initial details of the club that people tend to crave. Right when you enter the cashier is to the immediate left. A...

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Oct 2, 2023

1416 Chancellor Street Philadelphia, PA 19102

struck out at the gold club visited Gold Club for the first time in a few years as i found myself in CC w/ a parking spot and no where to...

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Oct 2, 2023

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

3001 Hwy 17 S North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582

Def a tourist trap money grab.I've been a regular here for a number of years. GPS is clearly evident at this tourist trap. Parking here is weird and your first sight...

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Oct 2, 2023

Spearmint Rhino

15004 Oxnard St Van Nuys, CA 91411

No Excitement at Current SRVN Hello. I used to be a regular/semi-regular of SRVN during the heyday of LA County strip clubs (mid to late 1990's to early 2000's)....

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Oct 2, 2023

Silver Slipper Saloon

3042 N IL Route 71 #3, 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350

Saggy Stomach Saloon So i have been by this place tons of times and tried going once a few years ago to find it closed on a wednesday....

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Oct 2, 2023

1604 E Cumberland St Lebanon, PA 17042

Monthly Hobbeze visit Made my monthly trip out to Hobbeze today. Tiny adult store with a theather and nude sun deck attached to it. Don't really have any...

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Oct 2, 2023

3932 Jonestown Rd Harrisburg, PA 17109

Inflation is apparently hitting the strippers too Small one room club attached to adult store. Sizeable parking lot along main road and privacy fence with more parking behind it if you care...

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Oct 2, 2023

12 Willow St Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Couldn't say no to popular hoe.I went there in a Sunday about 6:00. It opens at 5:00. They have half price drinks from 5 to 7. ...

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Oct 2, 2023

238 NJ-34 Matawan, NJ 07747

Further study needed This is based on a somewhat recent visit on a Saturday evening; around 8pm. In regards to location, this was right on route 34 in a...

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Oct 2, 2023

Savannah's On Hanna

1000 Hanna St Harrisburg, PA 17104

Triple threat girl, brain beauty and wow what a spectacular body. Had a couple hours to kill before dinner with friends. Headed to club and looked on line to realize that phones are not allowed...

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Oct 2, 2023

Clubs will Get New Talent Soon As student loan repayments begin, we may see some new talent, as the girls who recklessly spent funds during the payment holiday now are supposedly...

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Oct 2, 2023

Playhouse Lounge

1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

PHL - Overhyped and undelivering?Quick summary of a recent visit on a Saturday afternoon. Logistical details: Easy access from highway, safe parking lot. Free entry with $10 for soda...

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Oct 2, 2023

11340 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33181

Lucky Lucky Dog This is a bit of an explicit review, but it’s the only way to tell the honest story. Limited parking but easy to find. Got...

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Oct 2, 2023

Foxxy Lady Lounge

1792 NW 79th St Miami, FL 33147

Beware This isn’t a full review but I feel obligated to post it. I read all the reviews and decided to go to Foxxy’s. ...

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Oct 2, 2023

Help in Los Angeles (Blue Ball Emergency)So…. Went to COI yesterday thinking this was the place to go to alleviate a severe case of balls in desperate need of drainage. It...

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Oct 2, 2023

Recent Members Awhile back someone asked what happened to Papi and he showed up with his answer so we know he's ok but even though I slack...

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Oct 2, 2023

Devil's Triangle

2027 Westlake Ave Seattle, WA 98121

What a waste In town for two nights and had a little time so I scootered over to Devil's Triangle from my hotel. Man at the door escorted...

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Oct 2, 2023

17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

No alcohol, no touching the ladies Well known interstate spot; usually a half-dozen or so dancers during day and at least twice as many weekend nights. Range of ages, body types...

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Oct 2, 2023

Coconut Cabaret

4401 NW 6th St Gainesville, FL 32609

No more lap dances No longer offering lap dances due to city code dispute, and never allowed nudity, so not much more on offer here than stage dances in...

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Oct 2, 2023

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

3750 S Pine Ave Ocala, FL 34471

Smokers and some semi-skanks Topless, full bar (average prices), smoking allowed (and so smoky). Does seem to have a fair number of dancers working even off-peak hours. Dancers are...

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Oct 2, 2023

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

14556 Bothell Way NE Lake Forest Park, WA 98155

Another win at the LCDV Many PNW PLs view the Lake City Déjà Vu as a poor bet… off the beaten path, barely managed, low numbers of dancers, older dancers,...

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Oct 2, 2023

Perfect 10 Men's Club

16511 Bratton Ln Austin, TX 78728

Nice club, hot girls, medium mileage.I go here somewhat regularly. Always days. The club is nice. There is a main stage, then an upper area with a smaller stage and a...

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Oct 2, 2023

Pure Gold of Raleigh

301 N Harrison Ave Cary, NC 27513

Stunning girls, good atmosphere, but very pricey.Visited here on a Wednesday evening. Dont know much about the area but this one seemed to have decent reviews so I figured I'd stop...

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