Comments by Manuellabore

None, but if I'm traveling in an area where the clubs are thinly reviewed, I'll try to give some places a shot that haven't had a recent review. Usually, things are the same as they were 6-12-18 moths ago, which is worth knowing. Even better when the experience is better than the old reviews would suggest.

^^Gamma^^ Never heard that one before, but it's perfect When I was a youngster, there were the functional, recreational druggies like me who didn't look like druggies, there were the hardcore druggies whose lives revolved around it, and there were the huffers, who were the Untouchables (in the Hindu/Caste sense, not the Elliott Ness sense)

Welp, the jig is up: Now Hot Wheels's father, brother and boyfriend are all going read this and learn she's turning Trix for $100

"Strip mall", though. Place is a free standing building

Pretty good rule of thumb for any club is not to show up within an hour of opening, unless you have a prearranged meetup. Even then you need to adjust for Dancer Time

Couple nuances for an out of towner: 1. Playhouse is a BYOB club. It is also a HJ factory, and that's about it. Also, while it may be 30 minutes from Center City (nothing compared to LA, I know), it's a soulless ride up there and back (when you'll be reflecting on your decisions); 2. Purple Orchid is in a reasonably safe location, not far from Oasis, and the club itself is safe and friendly to all customers, although the dancers are almost all AA, as are the majority of the patrons. It's pretty quiet in the afternoons. If you've got any game at all, FS is readily available. 3. There are four mainstream clubs close to Center City: 1.Cheerleaders, 2. Risque (on Columbus Blvd. The one in Tacony is crap. Risque Bristol can be fun, but an even longer hike from Center City than Playhouse), 3. Delilah's and 4. Oasis. Cheerleaders is liveliest in the afternoon, probably followed by Risque. FS can be had in all of them, but not with all dancers, and probably not every day.

There's a "ratchet" issue here. If you have paid a dancer $1.5K for no action, then that dancer is going to expect > $1.5K for a FS OTC meetup. You priced yourself out of the market with this one. Start fresh with some new prospects. If you've been spending $150/throw with this one for 15 bikini dance sessions, you can gather a lot of intel with a variety of women with that kind of money, and hopefully set the stage for an OTC encounter at a more reasonable rate. Deal with the situation in a businesslike fashion. That's what she did.

I'm gutted by this review. It contradicts my long-cherished stereotypes about the promiscuity of Cubans

A. Motorhead's correct that too many women wear them who can't pull it off, but it's a sight to behold when it works

The guy who invented Just for Men probably next invented glitter just to expand the market for the hair dye. Glitter is just ineradicable. It turns up in the the most inconvenient places at the most inopportune time, and it is impossible to explain in your car or on your body or clothes unless you have a preschooler in your immediate family. I had the bad taste and judgment to pick up a batch of green glitter roses for an OTC meetup 8 months ago and I'm still vacuuming that shit up. If I ever have the misfortune to to do a lap dance with a beglitterd dancer, I'll probably have to check myself into a 30 day rehab just to cleanse myself of the glitter before the SO sees me

A long time fave got a BBL and it laid her up for a number of weeks. She was still wearing some corset affair, for medical reasons, over a month after the surgery. So it's not exactly something that sneaks up on you, if you're seeing her with any frequency. I, to am more of a breast than a butt guy, and she has the most incredible natural breasts, so I didn't much care about what was going on in the back

This is perfect: " she quotes me a figure up front that was so high, I ordered an extra drink just so that I could spit it out in shock." I don't get to Desire often enough to remember a lot of names, but Vida is somebody who sticks out to me because of her generally unpleasant vibe, which probably explains why she always seems available for a dance

It takes two to tango. You may be like me, and feel inhibited to initiate dirty talk because it might make you look or feel silly, which is why i normally don't initiate, and respond lamely when my companion says something dirty to me. But, if it's important to you, it can't hurt to get the ball rolling, especially with somebody you've been with before and with whom you have a degree of comfort

I'll take the hit and do the fact check. Chubby Spanish girl at Desire can't be hard to ID

To even ask the question in the title means that the answer is "Yes, you are becoming too attached". Just like if somebody wonders if they are an alcoholic, then they probably are. The "Time" element associated with your "ATF" is extremely brief. Chill out from her, hit some other clubs, spread your cash around with some other dancers. You won't find another just like her but you will find others you like just as much for different reasons. And, the more dancers you get to know and enjoy, the less you will stress about your connection to any particular one. There are limitless options

It’s dumb. I think less of anybody over 30 who wears them, but not so much less that I wouldn’t screw them

@Rod8432: Our conduct is only going to expedite the inevitable takeover by the machine overlords Even they can only take so much

I’ve gotten up close and personal with a vagina or two or three and none ever smellled like fish. Some have ended up being pretty rank, but it was human rankness, not fishy rankness, which might have been preferable in some cases

Risqué and Cheerleaders don’t scan IDs. Delilah’s used to right after the pandemic but I don’t recall them doing it more recently, although it’s not something I really care about. I don’t go to Delilah’s much because I’m usually looking for extras and it is cost-prohibitive there if available at all

Clip joint. Guaranteed that everybody from the bouncer who greeted you at the door to the bathroom attendant were watching you like a hawk to make sure you "went upstairs" and didn't evade the cover charge. Also, as somebody who was dumb enough to do VIPs there on two separate visit, I at least stood my ground on the champagne purchase on both visits. It's not mandatory, at least not for the 30 minute sessions. Not a fan of Glass Slipper next door either. I'd prefer to go down to Boardroom Cabaret, a perfectly fine club down in Brockton, if logistics preclude heading a little further down south to Providence.

Depends on the dancer, but they are generally pretty accommodating.

Lex: I'm sure $65 for dancer drinks, crazy as it is, wasn't a typo. My go to place in Louisville, Pussy Cat Lounge, is a complete shithole with ready extras and dancer drinks run $25. At Brass Bull in Newport KY, just across from Cincinnati, dancer drinks run $25-65, with increased cost equating with increased time and attention (but no extras).

Ski: I've never been to Mario's or RID, which is why i didn't mention them, although they may well fit the bill. I like Fantasies for easy and relatively cheap extras with mid-level dancers. It's not the kind of place where I would expect to while away the hours in non-extras bliss with the girl of my dreams, which is what OP seems to be looking for.

Picking up on Plantred's remarks re Philadelphia, I would put Cheerleaders on an at least equal footing with Delilah's and Phila Risque for what OP seems to be looking for, which is to spend around $1000/night on no-extras LDs/VIPs with a nice dancer he vibes with. And they are relatively close together. But, you could pull the same thing off in any metro area with at least 3 decent, non-sketchy clubs. In Providence/Boston area you could combine Desire with Foxy Lady and Boardroom Cabaret in Brockton, for example.

Trump prefaced his AP remarks by pointing out that he "loves women". So, "no homo, man" As for me, I've already purchased put options on tea and lemon futures. I expect plummeting demand at 19th holes across for the refreshing drink named after the famed golfer