Comments by SalaoLikeSantiago (page 8)

Thanks Scrub! Getting a "Shill Review" from you is like getting insulted by Don Rickles. I'm honored!

Hey Trip, no card needed. There was a sign to wear a mask I think, but I didn't see anybody wear a mask. The most important disease protection to bring is probably made of rubber.

John & Kiras (original every flavor box) - order online, makes a great Valentine's treat for your ATF.

It's not open real late, but how 'bout The Republican? (maybe closed now for COVID)

Not much actual perspective from the dancer. Would love to know what a dancer thinks a PL might expect in this club now. There are lap dance rooms, the 15 minute rooms, and another VIP in back (which I've never gone to) - which ones have cameras and how chill are the people monitoring those cameras? Just up the road is the Purple Orchid with its plentiful reviews, this club is owned by Cheerleaders which tends to have more girls - why might a PL want to go to Oasis? Oasis used to be my #1 club in Philly, but my last 5 visits have been a waste of time and it's fallen out of my top 5.

I wonder how many people expressly go out to see the "porn stars?" To me they just: a) raise the cover price at the door, and b) destroy the rhythm of the club. I just hope that they make one of the regular dancers feel like they aren't getting enough attention and lead them to make even more questionable decisions.

Sorry Champ, you may have to give up your crown. Repeated tonight, and home already by 10p.

I used to enjoy it here. Key words are "used to." But, it's so convenient to the airport that I keep trying. Went on Thursday night at 9p, spent $10 cover, bought one beer. Didn't see a dancer over a 5, left before 1/4 of my beer was gone. I didn't have the good luck to meet Nova.

Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top. Watch the video for "Watermelon Sugar" which seems to be all about eating pussy.

Got a good laugh, and all I needed to know, just from the title.

Read Sapiens by Yuval Harari, then his book 21 Lessons for the 21st Century. Not easy reading, but enlightening.

I had enjoyed this club, but haven't been back in 2+ years. Usually lots of 18-21-year-olds because of the no alcohol. As Sapple pointed out, could get to know each other very well with private dances then make decision on VIP. Many seemed very interested to hear what the jacuzzi rooms at the Cosmo looked like (LOL!). This intell is important and outrageous - hard no to $30 air dances.

Love the Cobra Kai approach to mongering. There's a lesson there for me.

So you found a "10" in Buffalo. Did you happen to see the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, or Santa Claus?

Excellent review Grump - you've put into words what I've kind of surmised. What's the difference between the area behind the mirrored wall near the men's room, and the champagne court at the far end? (There didn't seem, to me, to be enough privacy in the champagne room to lobby for much extra)

Or, go to Purple Orchid

I haven't been since COVID, but I had found that the dine-in, and take-out, menu was pretty good at Lil'Darlins. Lot's of young lamb dishes to be served, either in VIP, or with room service to my Jacuzzi at the Cosmo. I think that the menu turns over often, so I could imagine the service could be hit or miss.

Rule #6: If the woman dancing for me at the end of the night is below my standards, it's time to lower my standards.