Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 11)

I always thought Muddy was THEWHITEKNIGHT and shailynn was mamisan.

^^^it's an industry built on sex fantasies so the BS is inherent.

LOL @blah when my wife and I first moved to Portland I was like - "where are all the black people?" Anyhow I also wanted to mention that I've seen Portland clubs get less white and less skinny girls over the years. There was a time, maybe 15 years ago, where most clubs were filled with mainly white, tattooed, and skinny AF dancers. This was the general norm. Not so much nowadays. But I still think of them as the typical Portland stripper (lesbian too).

Stealing. Is it OK for a grown-ass "man" to shave a dollar off his pork chops at self checkout?

Yeah there's really no true "skinny girl" club out here based on how you're defining it. I haven't been to one Portland club that was like that 100% of the time. But I'm also a day shift PL which tends to have more bigger girls than nights.

@blah I can tell you Sunset Strip in general hires on the skinny side. This is relatively speaking only because I have seen the exceptions there. And occasionally at Club 205. What I'm getting at is another level. Go check out Dream On Saloon, Shimmers, Columbia Strip, and The Lounge. You will find, on average, even bigger/fatter/thicker strippers than Sunset and Club 205.

I think it's in the overall minority of clubs out here. And moreover the more dive a club is, the more likely you'll find the thicker and fatter strippers. And yeah it's an easy cop out to use size to let a stripper go instead of another reason, so I think it's definitely bullshit at times.

@blah I've come to like the Portland clubs that don't have dedicated managers. Like the bartender has management responsibility or the owner is doing the management directly. These tend to be less hustle and more friendly neighborhood type strip clubs. And it seems that the strippers are more content and less disgruntled at those clubs too.

Spoiler Alert: OP's supposed "key" is stating the obvious for most women anyway. This is not rocket science. Provide a woman something deeper than just physical and make her feel safe with you. No shit, Captain Obvious!

'She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie. ... She pretends to have this perfect life on imstagram. Showing off designer shit I gave her. Pretending like they're in love. When he sells her pussy so they can get high. ... Then she started spreading so many lies about me." ^^^Iceydodo post 6/24/21 "You are no better than the women you choose to sleep with. They reflect who you are." ^^^Iceydodo post 1/4/23 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Exactly. If you sleep with a desperate coke junkie whore that will fuck anyone, she's a reflection of yourself. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

"My 5 year relationship ended because she thought I was too controlling... ... She called me controlling and obsessive..." ^^^Iceydodo post 6/24/21 "Trauma from her job is a huge thing though. You have to approach these girls differently. Make them feel very safe. Accept them as they are. Not try to change them" ^^^Iceydodo post 1/3/23 🤭🤡😂😂😂

After going to #25's Instagram, nicespice is most definitely more beautiful. She's not even Asian from what I can tell.

#25 is a perfect little stocking stuffer. Gift wrapped too. I'm glad I got to unwrap her early. 🤗

And just to nitpick... nicespice has even better boobies

Yeah I dunno why but I can open up and see the next day on the calendar. It's been happening every day of it.

#25 reminded me of nicespice 😍

LMFAO Iceydodo is 2ICEE, Iceyloco, and Eltriste for sure. Possibly TrapBaby too. And she has the audacity to call out someone else for having fake profiles. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Yeah, fuck you Mackie! And go catch a brown trout.

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@Crushingit give him enough drinks and you might even get Cashman to do the 'Jersey Turnpike' for you.

Aww c'mon Cashman, no TUSCL meet up is complete without a happy ending. 🤗🍆💦💦💦

@Cashman you gonna exchange stripper handshakes with Crushingit and NJBalla? Being at a strip club and all...

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