Comments by Nudge (page 8)

Nothing new here. Move along.

With recent dance price increase I doubt I will return at any time. They didn't have anyone there worth $25 let alone $30. Don't really know what they were thinking.

Your so called "seniors" really don't need to PM you for the unedited version. That statement seems very familiar to what might be seen on another site. But back to my point, anyone who has been to Wackos or read some of the previous reviews knows the unedited version, especially if you went to the back with one of the many Cubans who now infest Wackos.

The last time I was in the DH, I did not see anyone worth $30 per dance.

Wackos is becoming, no has become, a Cuban club. Too many fat ugly Cuban dancers. They bring in a bunch of third world customers and more garbage music than normal. Last night there were no good looking noncubans dàncing. I stayed about ten minutes and left. Looks like day shift will be the only time to visit wackos now. Hope day shift does not become infested with cubans as well.

You are not describing the VIP in Sins. So where were you?

Wish Jax clubs would ban cell phones on the floor for dancers. But then they would all just stay in the dressing room with their phones.

Definitely written by an employee, dancer or someone associated with the club. Glaring statement really point to this being a club ad. Ten dancers on a Friday night does not sound right. Unless his Friday night is actually Friday afternoon at around 5:00. “After tipping at the main stage, many of the girls came up to us to say hello or to simply smile and say thank you for the tips. “ Not really. Usually a dancer will only seek out a tipper is if they indicated tht they were interested in a dance. “…the goal of this club is definitely to get you to the back to do a private dance. “ This is about the only thing in this review that is true. “… the girls clearly tell you when one song is over and ask you in a non-pressuring way if you would like to continue or not.” Almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read this one. They keep count to themselves so than can add one or two to the total to rip you off. If anything they usually tell you an inflated number of dances that they have done. Or they have to run to the VIP DJ and ask him how man dances have been done. I have had a couple do this knowing full well how many dances had been done just to see if they would come back with the right total. Typically they don’t. Regulars usually don’t need to tip. The girls know who buys dances and who does not. “The girls willingness to talk to clients…” Customers not clients. And the dancers communicate with “the clients” only if they are texting them on their phones as the girls sit and do next to nothing most of the night. “…that I could see how the club wouldn't be much fun for someone who has limited funds.” So you are telling us that you are Richie Rich and the rest of us are eating beans every night and living off of our minimum wage jobs? Pound sand Richie. I wonder which of the managers actually wrote this? Could have been Steven King as this is pure fiction!

No promiscuity? That is what a lot of us are there for!

Sounds like you met Alicia. She is fun. And the dancers sitting and not working the crowd is a problem in every club.

Here is another comment shit for brains. Your claims about being 10 for 10 are bold face lies. You roll in and make bullshit claims and offer up no proof. Name the dancers that you supposedly scored with. Bet you can't because they only exist in your head.

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Don't give a shit about who you are sticking your junk in. As a matter of fact, I wish I did know their names so I could avoid them. Last think I want to do you is follow you sloppy seconds. Nudge sees things as they are. Wackos is not such a great place and you are a blowhard.

But it is nice to see that Wackos dancers are still as consistent as they always have been. But don't worry. I just left Ybor Strip and the same problem exists there as well. They congregate back in the dressing room or in the corner booth by the bar. It is basically a universal strip club problem I guess. Only a handful are there to try and make money and they hustle the whole night. The rest just sit around and hope a regular or two show up and throw money at them for doing nothing. If their regulars do not put in an appearance they maybe try to call them and ask if they are coming in. God forbid they may actually have to get up off of their asses and make an effort.

You are missing the point Buster. I don't know, maybe you are just stupid. I will try to type s-l-o-w-l-y and use small words so I do not confuse you. With a background in business it pisses me off to see a commercial endeavor with potential which is poorly run. Wackos goes on and on in their commercials and advertisements about what a great club they are and what great dancers they have. I don't know about you Buster, but when I fly in from out of town and visit Wackos I expect to be entertained. That is their business is it not, entertainment? Well maybe you are entertained by empty stages, the DJ calling dancers to the stage over and over again when they don’t show up when it is their turn and dancers who act as if they really don’t want to be there. If the current crop of dancers just wants to sit on their collective asses and listen to your problems instead of circulating around the club entertaining the paying customers then fine. Maybe they should all go get jobs at the local crisis center where they can listen to everyone’s issues. But as far as being dancers or entertainers they fail miserably. As a strip club, bikini bar or however you wish to classify the place Wackos fails on all fronts. Except maybe the kitchen as the food is pretty good. I think that every dude who wants to be a “manager” in a strip club should have to intern at The Mons so they can see how a real club works. Not a fattie in sight at the Mons so they apparently have an eye for talent here unlike whoever does the hiring at Wackos. The girls circulate around the stage in the Mons instead of just sitting on their asses collecting dust. Mr. Jaxdude makes valid points, and I totally agree about the use of cell phones being a blight on today’s work force. All of my employees are given company phones and the IT guys check the bill every month. If someone is getting a little heavy into non-company business on their phone I have a chat with them. But most are smart enough to avoid such issues. But I digress and apologize for my ramblings. As I see it, the dancers are there to do the job they were hired to do which is basically entertain the crowd. Can’t do that sitting on their asses spending an hour listing to you tell her your tale of sorrow. Unless you are just an easy mark for a free meal. You really need to stop feeding the Cubans though. They are fat enough! The dancers are the ones commanding $30 per song for a VIP dance so the customer should not be the ones pursuing the dancer, it should be the other way around. I will throw out another example of the Mons dancer attitude. They know where their rent or next car payment is coming from and you will always find them congregating around the entrance waiting to snare the next guy that walks in the door. A little over the top on the aggressive side but you get my point. And as far as the aforesaid Cubans go, they do nothing for me. Either too fat or too full of silicone. And that garbage mariachi music that they play when they hoist one of the Cuban blimps onto the stage? Worse that that ghetto rap noise I hear all too frequently in there. All I know is I went to Wackos on Saturday eveningwith a pocket full of cash to spend on dances. I eventually left with most of that cash still in my pocket. I bought some drinks and tipped a few dancers at the stage. I went back on Sunday with that same wad of cash in my pocket and spent about the same amount. Finally had enough and caught an early flight home with that wad of cash still in my pocket. I don’t know what the answer is. Maybe I should dress more like you Buster in shorts, tee shirt and flip flops instead of my normal business casual attire. Guess it really does not matter anyway. Our work on I-10 and I-95 is almost finished and after the Cocktail Party next weekend and watching Georgia beat our Gator asses I really won’t have a reason to visit Jax anymore and Wackos will just become another bad memory. So see you in the funny papers Buster.

Why don't you blow me. Everything that you state in your "expert" opinion was done. Tipping, asking for dances, polite, happy, and the rest of your lame advice. Club still sucks and dancers there are useless. Just like you.

Noticed this evening that Kendra has returned. Sporting about 30 additional pounds. At least now she looks the rest of the fatties who work there. This place use to have so many attractive women working there. No Lucy. No Laura. And Alicia does not do anything for me any more. Going here is hardly worth the effort any more. I was in and out in 15 minutes.

I have not visited tampa or ys in quite a while. Basically got fed up with donnie the perv manager watching the dancers do their thing in the VIP. Most managers would take a quick glance which imhad no problem with but that little shit just stood there and watched. That and they just got too pushy with the champagne ròoms. Tried once and found it not worth the cost.

I spent some time with Laura and found her to be a pleasant change from the normal sins dancers. Dancer could have been a little better but I think that will come with another visit. I did leave with her number though. And no, I will not share it. Sorry.

Not a fan of the chubby Cuban girls nor the marichai music that is played for them. Only thing worse than having to listen to the marichai music is having to ,listen to garbage rap music.

No, you experienced what is all too common at Wackos. Dancers don't circulate electing instead to always sit with their regulars. That is the main reason that I have quit going there.

I did go to wackos after sins but it was no fun so no point in writing a review. I managed to find a spot in the parking lot at 12:30 am so that should tell you how slow it was. Not a lot of dancers and those that were there were the Cuban connection members. Basically walked in, looked around for 5 minutes then left.

Afternoons are usually pretty slow but I have seen some of the same behavior during the night shift. So I d3cided to take a break from visiting. But I think I will hit the club again this weekend. Looking for some new dancers and some old dancers with better attitudes.

Have not been to sins or wackos in a while. Who has moved to wackos from sins?

Been there too. Stopped her after a single dance. Quite a shame with her great little ass but she just does not seem to want to be there.