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6 years ago
Paul Drake and I are opposite. For me it goes
Zoey101 >>> nicespice. What can I say, I'm a sucker for big boobs. But hell, if they made a poll I'm guessing nicespice would win. Just based on the types I always see most folks talk about liking on here.
DC9428 I'm curious, who would you prefer out of Zoey101 and nicespice? From what you said in your last post, you sound like you have my same preferences. Which is rare on this site.
Shit, what was the topic of this thread again? Lol. Oh yeah, I guess the last two posts just prove your point further, right?
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6 years ago
Fucking amazing! Love this clip! Dudes just sitting around casually talking about LDKs on a live air broadcast. If I would've seen this 5 years ago I wouldn't have felt so bad. I thought for sure that I was the only one who would actually cum off just a simple grind. Come to find out plenty of people get down like that.
Dude was tripping though when he said he went outside and showed his friends the mess in his pants. That's going too far..... definitely breaking a man rule.
The guy who told the story of how his helmet was poking out so the cum got all over the dancer's dress? Similar thing happened this weekend to me in Vegas. Except the dancer herself pulled little TFP out of my shorts so she knew what the result was gonna be. Sad thing is, after I came (can't call it an LDK because it was out) I think she got in trouble. Not a second after I left we left the VIP area security came up to her and said the boss wanted to see her. I thought I was gonna be in trouble for sure but he said nothing to me. I was out of that club and in a taxi within the next 45 seconds. Review of that visit coming soon btw.
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6 years ago
@Galiziabob if I could see her boobs I could tell you if she's an 8 or higher. If she has tiny boobs, she's a 6.5 on my scale. However, if her boobs are C or bigger, that's a 9 in my book.
Her face is cute, her skin is a wonderful tan, and her ass looks banging. If she can complete the package with big boobs she's in the upper tier of the scale.
My scale isn't just face. She gotta have dem curves, G.
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6 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
That's why I do ALL my dirty work in incognito. Porn, TUSCL, fucked up Google searches.....all in incognito. Wonderful feature.
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6 years ago
SJG show me how it's done, pimp.
That's sarcasm by the way. You already know what I think of you so let's leave it at that.
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6 years ago
Damn, now she stole nicespice's avatar. A Zoey theft can't be too far behind with that beautiful photo she just posted.
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6 years ago
I logged on just to say..... Zoey is killing the avatar game right now. Jesus!
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6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Maybe break it up into parts like Echopizza did for his TJ review.
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6 years ago
How'd you find that so fast??? What did you put in the search?
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6 years ago
It was actually one of the members who came up with that tagline. There was an old thread where members here were coming up with different taglines to use, and Founder just ended up rotating all the best ones. I know Papi Chulo came up with a ton of them on his own.
I'm trying to search for that old thread, but no luck :(
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6 years ago
Nicespice that grind better be A1 tops if I spend $300 or more.
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6 years ago
I can usually tell after two. But some of these girls are good at making the end of the song good so it gives you a little more hope that she might maintain a good grind for longer in later dances. But I've found that if she wasn't doing good, consistent grinds in those first two dances, it won't change. Some girls just consistently change positions, no stopping it.
Two dances max. Then it's thanks for the dance, and on to the next.
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6 years ago
Cashman you're right. But he/she made a point I actually understood so I wanted to respond to it.
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6 years ago
Ok I get what you're saying. If we didn't care about them liking us, then we would have no problem fucking the girl who clearly wasn't into it, but still willing.
Thing is, there'd be a problem with that even if we weren't paying. Suppose we meet a civie girl who has a great attitude when we're out and about. Talking over dinner and we seem to connect on a lot of things. But when it came time for the bedroom, she just wasn't into it, or a dead fish, or just boring. Despite all that other stuff we have in common, she would be a no go for me.
Same can be said of dancers. Difference is, dancers have to put on an act, which I know and is fine by me. Of course I'm gonna go with the dancer that has a better act. Plain and simple. The act isn't her liking me. Her job is just to be pleasurable. Are you gonna want to be with a smiling, talkative, upbeat dancer or a non talking, non smiling, boring dancer? That's a no brainer.
You keep saying we're paying them to pretend to like us. I'm telling you were paying them to be pleasurable while the physical contact happens. Pleasureable doesn't mean they have to pretend to like us.
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6 years ago
If all you did was post different avatar pictures and not post about anything else you'd be more liked. Even if you were a man posing as a woman.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Damn. So basically he was getting no touch bikini dances at $40 each.
Well hey, maybe he needs to experience some clubs in other regions. So he can see which ones are worth it and which aren't.
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6 years ago
@Nicokehead I don't give a fuck about any of your typing errors. I have not once pointed that out. What I DO care about, is the fact that you failed horribly at understanding the responses to you in your other thread. And that instead of responding in that very thread, you create another worthless fucking thread talking about the same shit.
Once again, no one is paying for girls to pretend to like them. We pay for the physical contact, plain and simple. Shit that takes a couple or more dates with a civilian girl, happens within 5 minutes in a club. It's pretty damn convenient, and that's what we pay for. If you're ivy league, how the fuck are you having trouble understanding that?
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6 years ago
Sounds awesome! So GACA is Doug, then who is Juice? Stu? Alan? Phil?
"And don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed"
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6 years ago
You are an idiot and fail horribly at reading comprehension. Fuck outta here, troll.
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6 years ago
Haha SLD no worries. If the club is worth it, there's usually quite a few girls that fit my requirements. At Rhino the past weekend there were so many big boobs big ass girls that I used a ton of money just getting dances from each of them. I was trying to see who was the sluttiest. The winner did not disappoint in VIP. I'm not about a quick LDK and leave. I like to spend a lot of time (and money) and have fun for a good long while.
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6 years ago
Without even clicking nicespice's link, I knew what the song was
Just make that song #4, with a dancer with big boobs and a nice ass, and no doubt I'll live up to the lyrics.
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6 years ago
Njballa that's amazing to be ready that fast again. You must be young. If I'm gonna LDK twice in one trip I have take a break in between like SLD said. And it's more like an hour. Last Friday I hit 3 LDKs in one day lol.
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6 years ago
Lovegrind, welcome to the site. Just ignore this dude SJG. He has posted the same line 'buying dances is a chumps game' over a thousand times on this site already. That's sadly not an exaggeration. Click on his profile and look at his post count if you don't believe me. Then, look at the number of reviews he's posted in all that time.
There are a number of folks on here who are masters of the whole LDK thing. You could even put in a search for LDK on the site and have a bunch of threads to read tips from.
For myself, I feel the same as Sirlapdancealot and NJballa. If it's not a club where extras happen then I'm not leaving until I LDK. It's not really hard. Find a dancer that gives you a great grind and willing to maintain that grind. If she's a rapid position switcher find another dancer. Wear clothes that won't let any cum leak through. Cotton boxers and any shorts or slacks usually work fine for me. To be positive you can get golf rain pants, they look like slacks and are waterproof. For me, the cotton boxers are usually enough to absorb most of the load.
When you wear the right stuff, then it doesn't matter if the dancers is comfortable with you cumming or not. If her dance is good enough, she'll make you come, you won't get anything on her, and all is well.
As for the tip, that's up to you. Unless it's obvious that she made you cum, then she'll usually demand a tip. But I usually tip $40 at the least. Everybody has their own amount they tip.
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6 years ago
This past weekend I stopped into Rhino in Vegas on an early Friday morning at 5am. Got hit up by most of the girls and I'd accept or reject them explaining that I have a certain type I go for. After that trip I returned Monday morning at 5am once again. Not only did some girls remember me, but I conveniently only got hit up by the stacked, big ass having chicks. It was convenient, but definitely a more expensive second trip lol. There were some I didn't even see Friday and yet they still knew to approach.
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6 years ago
Nicokehead, the gig is up. No one cares if you're real or not anymore (unless nicespice is still hoping for that Cabana). Go find another discussion board.