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6 years ago
LDK 101: How to Last 6 songsTrollWarnBot was fast today!
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6 years ago
LDK 101: How to Last 6 songsI guess I'm on the Juice train, because he just mapped out my visits. Get a good amount of dances with different girls. Then pick one for VIP at either thirty minutes or an hour. I'm always able to last the duration of the VIP until popping. Truth be told, I don't even think I could pop in a 3 song set. Maybe I need to test that theory out sometime.
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6 years ago
Model vs Regular GirlsWow. You guys scoff when Chessmaster posts a picture of a thick, big butt, big boobs beautiful chick. After seeing the girls featured in the topic of this thread I now know what you guys must feel like.
I'll just say they're not my type.
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6 years ago
TUSCL cliquesOn SJG's ignore list is the best clique, and one of the hardest to get into. I mean I try, and I try. Yet no matter how many times I insult the dude he still responds to my shit. Guess I gotta keep applying......
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6 years ago
SjgSLD has SJG's entire being here mapped out perfectly.
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6 years ago
What is your ethnicity?Echo, did you make this topic after my comment in your review? Where I said I pictured everyone on this site as white unless they spoke of loving thick girls or typed a certain way?
Seems tough to get straight answers on this forum. Looks like my mental picture of all the posters here won't be changing anytime soon.
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6 years ago
Steak and a BJ^^^Ah I see, thanks for the info. I'm not huge on steak but I have plenty of friends who always like to celebrate their birthday at Ruth Chris. I'm not a steak connoisseur like that so honestly I can't tell much difference between a steak there from some other regular spot.
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6 years ago
Steak and a BJWarrior, do they have Ruth Chris out there in Florida? If so, how do they compare to Eddie V's? I've never heard of Eddie V's so I'm curious.
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6 years ago
How much did this guy get right/wrong?The link just leads to Google and the first result as a link to the TUSCL page.
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6 years ago
Honk kongSJG lol don't be mad at me just because Kevinmontes can see through your bullshit after only a few days here.
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6 years ago
Average TUSCL user ageI think you're correct for the most part in your assumption that most the users here are 40+. I've only been here for a year, age 40 myself. I've noticed a few 30 year olds here, and I think only a couple of twenty somethings.
The general premise of why that is is because twenty something year old guys usually can score hot looking twenty something civies without the need for p4p. That, and they usually don't have the extra cash to blow on strippers. After you pass 40 and it becomes harder to get with young and beautiful women, strip clubs become an easy, but expensive alternative.
Strip clubs are convenient in that you don't have to have all the BS of a regular relationship. You pay money you get the good physical part, and all the drama and feelings and other BS that comes with a regular relationship is left out. Or should be left out at least. I think that's another negative of being a twenty something male and a regular at a strip club. Not enough experience in relationships, and a lot of the women at SCs are seasoned vets at extracting money from you by any means necessary.
Basically, twenty something year old males in strip clubs are like wildebeasts in a Lions den.
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6 years ago
Pick the songsI love this collective, I think there's at least one song I like in most people's list. I'm definitely digging Prince's 'Lets go Crazy' and Red Hot Chili peppers's 'Give it away'. 'Are you gonna be my girl' by Jet I can get with. And 'Nasty Girl' by Vanity 6 will always be the quintessential strip club song for me, thanks to Beverly Hills Cop.
I love 'My Sharona' by the Knack but never been in a club that would actually play it, or a lot of the songs I named above. All the clubs I go to seem like they just automically play some rap auto tune bullshit. Well, I won't call it all bullshit, some of it is catchy. I downloaded 'Bad and Boujee' by Migos featuring Lil Uzi Vert after hearing it in a club. Actually I was getting a dance to it and the girl gave such a great performance that it also gave me a good impression of the song.
Whoever suggested 'Moments in Love' by Art of Noise is a genuis. Hella long track and whoever getting FS extras in the back just HAS to get a GFE to that.
Speaking of extra long tracks, fuck it. Throw on some 'Green Grass and High Tides' by the Outlaws. Has no business being played in a strip club but it's almost ten minutes long and for the second guitar solo imagine the dancer trying to keep up with the pace of the song trying to give you a lap dance. She'd lose ten pounds and demand a $100 tip lol when it's all over lol.
You want super long GFE? Let's play the long version of Prince's 'Scandalous' from the Batman soundtrack. 19 minutes long. I'll never forget when the DJ played this song at the end of a 9th grade school dance. SJG would have been proud of how many gymnasium make out sessions occurred simultaneously.
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6 years ago
Honk kongKevinmontes pay no attention to SJG. The fact that you can already tell something is up with him despite only having read a few threads tells me you're pretty perceptive.
You'll soon see firsthand why most of the members on this site just ignore him.
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6 years ago
“What do I do if I LDK”Yeah SJG is funny. I like how earlier in the thread he said 'why not DATY instead of LDK?'.
Gee nicespice, would you have been cool with pauldrake DATYing you right there in the booth?
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6 years ago
Demographic Changes and Strip ClubsHe's trolling like he always does.
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6 years ago
Demographic Changes and Strip ClubsYou guys really think Flag is serious? He said racism has been gone since the 60's. He might as well be also say that front room make out sessions happen in every club in the US.
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6 years ago
“What do I do if I LDK”I think if anything, it's a good thing PaulDrake was the one she had LDK ending dances with. It sounds like he was respectful and most importantly, didn't leak out of his shorts/pants. I think that's the most important part. Had nicespice had a LDK dude that had her butt all wet afterwards I think she'd be looking at us in a pretty different light.
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6 years ago
Text messages with CFCMI also had a great point. If you get the opportunity, go to another club and witness another damcer try to run the same type of game. Let's you know this is really scripted way of extracting money from you.
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6 years ago
“What do I do if I LDK”PaulDrake MY NIGGA!!!!! Damn son, no shame.
LDKs with a dancer right here on the board. My dude said he's getting in all the LDKs he can.
And nicespice you that girl! Love the fact that he put you on to it, and you're like, whatever. So you really couldn't tell? Paul Drake had that much of a poker face? If so, that's pretty damn crazy. And that puts to rest any doubt I had about nicespice giving good dances. If he was able to LDK, that means that girl nicespice must not be a rapid position switcher and gives one hell of a grind. Fuck yes!!
For my first LDKs I used to stay with the poker face because I figured dancers would be pissed. Then I ran into a dancer who flat out told me if I don't cum she'd feel like she didn't do her job. After that, I only wanted dancers that had no problems with LDKs. It's exciting. Which is why PaulDrake you are one lucky dude.
To this point, I always liked the dancers on this board because they didn't sound like Stripperweb girls. Those dancers act like they air dance all day and bag thousands of dollars per shift. What fucking PL would want that? Where as here seem more realistic. To this point I thought Zoey had the coolest statement, which was that she doesn't like clubs where dudes can't touch her body. I thought that was hella cool since usually dancers like to brag about doing the least amount possible for hella money. And now we have nicespice, who gave dances so good she made a dude LDK and she didn't even know it. Fucking excellent!
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6 years ago
Is it ok if i do a review ?I love the fact that you actually complied with the first post. You got bonus points already!
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6 years ago
Since it was a request I'll show my breastLol when you posted your other thread you had a delicious shot of your ass and the first thing I wondered was if the top was as plentiful as the bottom.
Thank you for the positive confirmation!
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6 years ago
“What do I do if I LDK”Nicespice, did someone ask you that question or something?
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6 years ago
Text messages with CFHaha this is excellent! Thing is, you seem to have a strong sense of self control. It's easy to get caught up in feelings and make a bad choice.
We should link this thread as how to properly handle a 'front me some money' situation. And then link the millions of other threads that show what happens when a PL routinely fronts the dancer money. It always ends in the PL complaining that he didn't get anything in return for the money. Well duh!
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6 years ago
ReviewLMAO Pistola out here sounding like Chris Rock's character in 'Im gonna get you sucka'. "Can I feel just one boob for 50¢?"
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6 years ago
flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
I miss BJ99I just liked her soapy booty avatar.