Comments by Pizza (hiatus) (page 9)

Another option are escort agencies. Just search for Tijuana escorts and you should get a list of websites. I imagine like escorts in America the person who shows up might not always match the person in the photo.

@ Vantablack I think Subraman basically got it down to brass tacks: would she spend time with you if you didn’t pay? That she spends so much time with you for relatively little money is a good sign, but as others have mentioned you may just be a preferred customer. If you really want an answer you can try asking her out and go from there. Welcome to TUSCL! Stick around and you’ll get an education on strip clubs and life. There are some really old and knowledgeable people on this site.

You can send him a PM. It’s going down in the PM.

@Nicole1994 If we took all the men in America currently attending college, I would guess around 20% leave college as virgins. A lot of guys have social anxiety or severe depression, plus you have a fraction of men who are very religious and some who don’t have the level of looks or confidence to pull girls.

Alternatively, you can also pay for VIP status. Article submissions are currently, but whenever it comes back you should also be able to submit an article that can also grant a month of VIP with approval.

Once your review is approved you will receive a month’s worth of VIP. If your review is rejected you should receive a notification along with a reason for the rejection. Rejected reviews do not earn VIP. If you submitted a review recently typically it should be approved or rejected by the end of the day. I don’t see a lot of unpublished reviews stay around for too long.

Probably more than we expect. There are plenty of guys who don’t date or party and basically go from the classroom to the dorm room to play video games or watch movies.

Tell your wife you were sexually assaulted by a woman. If she asks who then get real quiet and distant and say, “I don’t want to talk about it.”

@ JAprufrock Who is your favorite Bond?

You don’t need to go all the way to Tijuana to have sex with a donkey. We have many fine donkeys available here in America.

@ juicebox69 You seem to be slowly but surely moving up in this world, and you seem like quite the life of the party! You mentioned a couple months ago about writing a discussion summarizing how someone can get into poker. I think I speak for not just myself when I say people would be really interested in such a discussion.

I like the low bar of entry for TUSCL. Come one and come all, because the ones who can’t handle the banter won’t last long anyway.

@ Liwet I like the long reviews too, personally speaking. It’s fun to play back your experience in your head while writing things down, and I think a lot of posters here would have fun reading it too.

@ Countryman5434 Yes, it is normal to feel a bit sad after coming back. The same way children feel sad as their mom pulls out of the parking lot of Disneyland to go back home. Don’t worry though. Tijuana will still be there when you get back. I suggest taking your time to write a review. Put those memories down on paper or a laptop or wherever. When I came back from Tijuana I was a little melancholy too, but as I wrote my review I played through all of the events in my head like a home movie and it made me feel a little better. Even better for you, you remembered to take photos!

Also, even though my review was 3 parts I only received one month’s worth of VIP since my whole review was published in less than a month and was for only one place. I did it for the convenience of the reader and to give it an episodic feel. It’s really up to each reviewer what they think is best.

It depends on how your review is organized. I split my Hong Kong review up by day because each day had a different focus. The first day was more about getting there and getting settled and honestly was more a review of what was available in the immediate vicinity of the club than the club itself. The second day was the meat, where I focused on the girls I experienced inside Hong Kong. The third day was focused on what I learnt, how I felt, and what I would do differently. By splitting into multiple parts it also allowed people to comment about certain sections of the review. Another thing is that I also split each part of my review into subsections so that if someone goes back to read it again they will be able to skip the parts they don’t care about and focus on the sections they are interested in. I don’t think there is such a thing as a review that is too long (some would beg to differ) as long as the information is organized in a clear manner. I look forward to reading your review. It sounds like an epic one!

My favorite Bond films: 1. “The Living Daylights”/“License to Kill” The two Dalton flicks are at the top and are equal in my eyes. Dalton was the Best Bond, and the one who most closely resembled the character in the book. 2. “A View to a Kill” 3. “Goldeneye” 4. “You Only Live Twice” 5. “The Man with the Golden Gun” Honorable Mention: “Die Another Day” for basically being a Bond movie as envisioned by a 12-year-old. Windsurfing on a tsunami. A machine that turns Asian people into White people with no accent. An invisible car that can do a flip.

@ Pduh Based off what I saw and based off other reviews the clientele at Hong Kong is majority American. The club is designed to resemble an American strip club: neon lights, loud hip-hop, etcetra. Also, many of the waiters who work at Hong Kong speak English fluently. Other clubs are aimed at the locals and typically play Spanish language music.

Hmm. I noticed that except for Jane Seymour everyone else on my list is French. Maybe I have a thing for French girls? @ 3LeggedMan If Grace Jones didn’t dress and act so butch I would find her attractive too.

My favorite Bond Girls in chronological order: Claudine Auger (Thunderball) Jane Seymour (Live and Let Die) Carole Bouquet (For Your Eyes Only) Sophie Marceau (The World is Not Enough) Eva Green (Casino Royale)