Comments by LecherousMonk (page 9)

tits or gtfo

"hi" "hey" "sup"

Ishmael, +10. Hadn't considered that staff might tell the dancers how much I'm carrying.

$600? Who has that kind of money? I've never seen that much.

60/120/180 are the standard rates for BP hoes in my neck o' the woods, and with streetwalkers it's BBBJ for 20, pretty much anything else for 40. Then there are the high-priced escorts, probably comparable to the dancers in a 7-up club, whereaa the ones at a dive should be around the same price point as BP. You can double or triple the BP rates for the top-shelf providers.

i have watched SO. MUCH. PORN. that i've developed a sick sense for it. I'm not 100%, more like 75%.

I take my whole allowance: $350

What are the best Akron clubs, brother? I haven't been up that way yet, but may make it someday.

^ Couldn't have said it better, Juice. I'll just echo the observation that female custies tend to be louder and handsier than males on average.

Men want sex Women want commitment Broke, loser man = fat, old woman Rich, popular man = hot, young woman

fake tits. pass.

Damn you, whales. You are ruining it for us true PL's--aka fat AND broke.

That's funny.

Juice, lmao! Cover: $10 on the weekend Stage tips: $3 Chackin fanger meal: $10 Hooker: $120 (I'm a man of taste) I live in the boonies. They won't drive out here, so if I die from boyfriend-inflicted knife wounds at an extended-stay hotel, my blood is on your hands.

I would give my left but to have seen any of this "disgusting" shit.

How the fuck are you gonna suck her tits through the pasties?

Fuck no, it's not safe. Condoms 100% of the time.

What kind of janky ass club would make it possible for any customers to see each other's dances?

All legs, no ass. Pass.

I've said it before, but if you want to get a glimpse of the high-end sigar-baby life, follow their Tumblr accounts. Some of them are jet-setting to Dubai, some of them are struggling, but the overwhelming vibe is entitlement, not gratitude.

I'd fuck them titties. That might be it, though.

If you're young and/or in-shape anything will look good on you; if not nothing will.

It's not a relationship. She's a who're, you're a John. So I don't see why your previous experience should matter. That's like avoiding a McDonald's because they messed up your order once. No special treatment, but also no grudges. I wouldn't pay her any more than you would give to any other dancer for whatever you have in mind, though, because then she wins, which will gnaw at you and ruin the experience.

My impression was that $1 per song was mandatory, and therefore I've never tipped more than that. I usually just ask the dancer to come see me later if I'm interested in her, which has usually worked. Now that I know a big tip is code for, "I want dances," I might have to try that.

A true mentor.