Comments by LecherousMonk (page 8)

Ever watch animals fuck? It's more often painful than pleasurable for the female.

I wish I had ever received a look of attraction from any female.

Cavs fan, and I love it. IT for Kyrie is a lateral trade, but we got Crouder and a potential 1st-overall pick. Cavs are taking the championship back this year. Bron is going nowhere.

Also, bj, you are welcome to manage. There is no glass ceiling in this organization. If you prefer, something closer to the action there is always house mom.

Ppwh, we hear your concerns, and we take them very seriously.

PotUS says that's all #FakeNews.

Drugs are bad, m'kay? Seriously, that's all anyone should ever have to hear on that subject. Don't get the attraction at all. Losing control = hell, not heaven.

J. Hot girls Without that, the rest is pointless. A-E are off the table where I live, on my budget anyway, so I just hope they have a bunch of 7-ups.

I don't get it.

Wasn't trying to start a flame war with this post. It was supposed to be fun. I obviously pulled the salaries out of my ass, but I still don't see how they're that far off. All but one is in six figures. Anyway, Dominic, pack your bags for the land of Garrison Kiellor! You'll obviously be expected to travel to each other club in your division once a quarter to make sure they're ship-shape. You can expense it, though.

I sleep for 10-12 hours at a time. 14 is not unheard of. Can't imagine functioning on fewer than eight.

shailynn, the 3.5 star or above standard is a new edition to the rule of 3's and 5's here at TUSCL.

80 THOUSAND dollars? In no universe is that not a lot of money. Also, fuck spinners; if I wanted to fuck 12-year-old boys, I'd join the priesthood. PS In my previous post, it should say that being over 150 lbs. is two strikes, not one.

disruptive, LV is a small, oversaturated market. We cater to suburban family men, not the jet-set crowd. Juice, bathroom trolls? Really? That almost sounds as though it's a joke. You need to take this company more seriously if you expect to find employment here. Joc and everyone else bitching about the salaries, as a proud Midwesterner I don't care if $210 thousand doesn't go as far on the coasts--that's what you get for living there--and also, if tenured high school teachers really do make that much in New York (at my high school they made 70 grand), so what? Do you really think running a gentlemen's club is more difficult than teaching trig to a bunch of 17-year-olds? I don't. Trucidos, you start when the club is built. Ground breaks sometime in the next few never. ATAC, I like the cut of your jib. Hired! SJG, I made an oversight in not addressing the matter of our brand identity in the initial post. We are going to apply the chain model that has worked for so many dining and entertainment establishments: consistency, consistency, consistency (with a few tweaks here and there for different markets (read: jurisdictions)). Think of it as the Tilted Kilt, except simultaneously more upscale and sleazier. Dancers are to adhere to strict standards of (un)dress and deportment designed to make the customer feel catered to but never pressured. Opening with "Wanna dance?" will be a no-no. Our kitchens will serve more steak and wine than burgers and beer, and we'll eliminate unnecessary positions by having the dancers be servers as well. That way they can always make money somehow. "OK, I've got that down, now would you gentlemen like anything 'extra' with that? *wink wink*" Of course, none of this works without talent, so our standards will be strict and uniform in that regard. Over 35? Disqualified. Over 150 lbs.? One strike. Under a C cup? One strike. Under a 36-inch posterior? One strike. Preference will be given to the applicants with the fewest strikes, and three strikes is disqualification. Also, NO FAKE TITS (or asses)!

If I were paying by the song, I'd request the following: "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin IV "In My Time of Dying" by Led Zeppelin from Physical Graffiti "Carouselambra" by Led Zeppelin from In through the Out Door "Moby Dick" by Led Zeppelin from The Song Remains the Same "Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin from The Song Remains the Same "When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin IV Almost any Opeth song "The End" by the Doors from The Doors "Voodoo Chile" by the Jimi Hendrix Experience from Electric Ladyland "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd from Pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd . . . But now that I think about it why not be even greedier? Symphony No. 5 by Ludwig van Beethoven "The Marriage of Figaro" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The Brandenburg Concerto by Johann Sebastian Bach "The Firebird" by Igor Stravinsky

Trucidos, you are the most qualified candidate for the Cleveland position, so it's yours. ironman, adjusting club practices to the local regulatory environment is what I'm paying you 80 grand for.

Anything over 100 words won't be considered, SJG.

I chuckled.

. . . Or at least you play one with strippers.

Psoriasis isn't contagious. Source: I have psoriasis.

Jackslash, lol!

My struggle is with classicm: many dancers refuse me dances just because I have no money. I expect Bernie to fix this issue in '20.

There's no doubt that SA is the best combination of quality and cost in the current pussy market. These girls are as hot if not hotter than strippers, they actually have their shit together, and they don't know what their worth. You can get the equivalent of an OTC stripper date, no clock watching, GFE, at BP prices.

Who buys dancers drinks and why?

Jesus, how do you get "one-itis" from a stripper? You go to a strip club to escape "relationships" and all that female-oriented bullshit and to focus on what you, as a red-blooded man, should care about: SEX SEX SEX all the time.