Comments by LecherousMonk (page 7)

Thought bubble: Fake tits are a turnoff, but goddamn when I can tell the booty is phat from the front that means it's super phat. Fuck it: PAPI CHULO MODE, ACTIVATE!

bj99, I want to merge with your being for an endless epoch.

My expectations are to sit down for however many 3.5 minute intervals i can afford.

DisRuptive, you have just earned a new follower of the "Tits for 20" system.

CR? Couch room?

Yeah . . . DormDare is not real.

I believed Chris Rock when he said there was no sex in the champagne room till one fateful night a dancer offered me a "special" during a standard lap dance (which at my local club are semi-private). I'm not sure why I even accepted this small upcharge, but I did and was shocked when she asked if she could take out my dick. Can she even do that? I thought, scandalized. I actually made her put it back after a little bit because I was concerned about the mess and didn't want to get caught. What a dumbass lol! That was the night I went home and did a Google search to see if anyone else had had a stripper offer them sexual services, which is of course what brought me to this very institute of higher learning: TUSCL. That night truly changed my life.

Insufficient curves.

It's a bittersweet truth of the hobby that the hottest ones also tend to be the craziest and therefore least likely to stick around for long. Moral of the story: If you like her, get her number.

About 35 miles.

shailynn, will you be my financial advisor next?

tl;dr I believe surveys show millennials have less sex than previous generations, not more. If that is the case, it could be due to one or more of the following: 1. Porn raises men's physical standards 2. Promiscuity satiates men's sexual appetites 3. Social media raises women's lifestyle expectations 4. Women's representation in college and the workforce coupled with Uncle Sam's generosity reduces women's financial dependence on men.

That story was hot af till the end. Wtf? I am going to have to try Tilted Kilt again.

8/10. Not quite enough ass.

It will probably look something like 14:07: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWyiVtx2Zbw

FYI, a hotel the rooms of which are accessible from the parking lot is not a hotel at all; it is a motel, as in motor hotel.

I'm getting fucked by life, but that happens every day.

I saw a 20-something guy who was slightly drunk telling a stripper, "You should come spend the night at my place," or something along those lines. They were standing near the restrooms for some reason.

^ LOL!

LOL that Juice comment is gold.

Well, do you agree or disagree with that assessment?

I will be long dead from diabetes or heart disease and not missed at all.

1. Noting the obvious fact that the average 15-year-old "girl", legally, is a sexually mature (and therefore attractive) woman, biologically, is not the same as advocating or condoning breaking the law by having sex with them. In many jurisdictions, the age of consent is lower than the age of adulthood, though. 2. 15-year-olds fuck each other all the time, and no one bats an eye, because they intuitively understand the above.

There's a way to get strippers to touch your dick?

Also, we all begin life female, in the womb. Then male fetuses get hit with a ton of itra-uterine testosterone, turning their nascent clitorises into baby dicks.