Comments by DaOnion (page 7)

Michigan mileage. I like it. That's exactly what I like. Almost identical to Papi's definition of 'very good mileage'.

He's overcompensating for something. ;)

Thanks Papi. Good feedback as always. Interesting that extras clubs and non-extras clubs are pretty similar for regular floor dances, unless you are "upgrading" so to speak.

Sorry for the double post.

About 40

This isn't bs. I know personally of someone who was killed by a jealous husband. You sleep with the wrong married woman and you are playing Russian roulette.

I'm older than my ex-wife, much older than my ex-girlfriend, twice as old as the last civie I slept with, and younger than crazyjoe.

I tip with Werther's Original. One candy for a beer and two for a mixed drink. If the bartender is being a bitch, then she gets one of those crappy Starlite mints instead. Or a stale candy cane from last Christmas.

Juice, are you trolling?

How many knives do I have to buy to spoon and fork you? I actually liked the other picture of her better.

@Lone Wolf: The brand new shot girl who turned me down for a dance seemed pretty stuck up, like she thought she was too good to be stripping and how dare I ask her. I was at another club recently where a really hot stripper took the stage and a customer next to me said it was her first day dancing. She had been a waitress for months before and finally made the switch.

Dominic, if you start drinking the SJG Koolaid, nobody can help you here. You'll be on your own in the cross country motorhome tour visiting underground Mexican table dancing circuits. *That is a hot story with the waitress though.

Corvus, do you live in Tucson?

Funny Mikey. I feel too weird sitting right at the stage. I like sitting at the bar, especially if it's one of the cool bars that has one of those ice strips on it, to keep your drink cold.

@rockstar: I agree. I try to only go when I'm in a good mood and looking forward to it. @S88: I like the descriptive writing. Your experience was an interesting read.

@James: That's my first choice too. The problem is, most of the thirsty dancers are ones I don't want dances from. Once in a while the stars align and a thirsty dancer happens to be just my type, but that's the exception and not the rule unfortunately.

I think the issue was that you had gotten dances from her before. She felt like she knew you, so the cold brush off hurt her. Had you given that same reply to a dancer you did not know at all, it may not have been quite as rude.

Like Papi said, the $1 or $2 stage tip is just a formality to express interest. I think this is adequate. If you hand it to the dancer and tell her you'd like dances from her when she's available, she realizes she's getting more money from you and you're not just asking her to come sit with you for free. $5, $10, or $20 stage tips aren't necessary unless the club is really busy and you are hoping to move to the front of the line. Just my 2 cents.

The first few times I went to a SC by myself, I was very nervous. I was nervous as I walked through the parking lot, entered the club, and then sat by myself. I saw girls I liked, but wasn't sure how to approach them or what to say. After a few visits, as I became familiar with everything, the nerves went away. Now the entire visit is a fun experience and I have complete confidence approaching the dancers. In civilian life, I'm not nervous around women in general, but I get nervous around hot women I don't know, unless I have some reason to talk to them. I guess I have a fear of rejection, so I'm afraid to just walk up to a hot stranger and start a conversation. If I meet a pretty woman online, I am very comfortable on the first date. It's just the cold approach that I have trouble with. As I've gained confidence interacting with hot strippers, it's helping my confidence with civilians too. My dilemma now is whether I want a civilian girlfriend or whether I want to hang out at the strip club. I'll have a pretty "match" on Tinder who I'm communicating with and I'm not sure if I want to go spend $100 plus on a date or $100 plus at a SC. Lately, I've been avoiding asking out the civies and going to the SC instead.

During my last visit, there was a brand new shot girl in training. It appeared to be her first day. I asked her for a dance. No dice.

Haha

Subra & Cashman: Yeah, you are right. Like I said, it was probably a bad idea. I agree with the privacy concerns. I thought it would be cool to be able to see every girl that was on shift on your phone and then message her to come see you, if you didn't see her in person. The drink orders could be sent right to the register, prints a ticket, and delivered to you, so wait staff wouldn't have to be checking phones constantly. You're right though, if everyone was on their phone it would ruin the atmosphere.

I have a loony idea that this thread made me think of. Since some of these girls and the younger generation like being on their phones so much, they should use it as a selling opportunity inside the club. The club could have their own app that you turn on once you get inside the club. Then all the online users (dancers, waitresses, bartenders, customers) who are in the club could have conversations Tinder style. The dancers could use it to message customers and flirt with them, to try to sell dances. Customers could message a busy waitress or bartender to bring them a drink. The app would only work inside the club, to restrict outside users. Not everyone would want to use the app, but I bet some would, like the dancers sitting on their phone anyway. I think it might build up excitement leading to a dance. Maybe a stupid idea, but thought I'd share it.

I was told no meat on Friday, so I didn't think you'd be posting today. I went on Wednesday, so sitting today out. Have fun.

A knive-selling, pit bull owning, stripper. Yeah, she's hot. You may have needed knives Mikey, but I bet she could even sell knives to the Ginsu founder.