Comments by DaOnion (page 6)

Yes. Yes, I am.

Save them for the TUSCL museum & hall of fame, which will open in 2019.

Possibly the best ever. So many great ones though. MJ hitting the game winner as an unknown freshman against Georgetown, Keith Smart hitting the game winner for Indiana, NC State shocking Phi Slamma Jamma, Villanova shocking Georgetown over 30 years ago. Tough to push MJ out of the top spot, but tonight's game was pretty historic.

Funny. Unexpected punch line too.

Not a huge mistake, but a calculated gamble by both your little head and big head. It could pay off or it could be a losing bet. If it doesn't work out, you lost $1,000. If it pays off though, she may hit you up for more loans in the future. Good luck and let us know how it turns out.

I recently started Tindering and agree there are a lot of pretty women on there. When I was in Vegas, there were a lot of escorts on there too. One had a funny caption that read 'I enjoy long, romantic walks to the bank, to deposit lots of cash.' Pretty clever.

April Fools!

Good story. I've gotten the stripper handshake there before from a few dancers, but told them I didn't want a dance, because they weren't my type. A couple of them were pretty though. Always thought it was just a sales tactic, but it's interesting to know that it may have been a preview of things to come.

He's been kidnapped by the underground Mexican table dancing circuit and they took away his keyboard. He's plotting his escape and I imagine he'll be posting with reckless abandon once he's free.

True Papi. I'm a rookie still and have been fortunate to interact with mostly nice dancers. This was a wake up call to expect rude dancers from time to time and not be shocked when you run into them. Part of the biz, like you said.

@s88 Yeah, you're right. It is a learning experience. If she hadn't cut me off mid-sentence, which had never happened to me before, she would have known that I wanted to buy dances from her and not the other girls. Anyway, in the future, I would do things differently. 1. Not hang around with the other girls so long, which may have prevented the problem. 2. Said, 'yes, I do want a dance. saw you earlier and thought you were pretty. tell me your name first though.' 3. Most importantly, go to a SC in a city other than Vegas. Live and learn.

I think Dur Flush got a BJ from the DJ.

Haha! I saw that afterward. Typing on my phone here.

Thanks Pistola, appreciate that. Sounds like a good plan. I was at OG today, but it was so dark and empty that it scared me off. Planning on Little Darlings tomorrow, but may have to check out Cheetah and give OG another try too. Thanks!

That's a great story Pistola. This town is whack. I was just walking through the busy casino on the way back to my room and got propositioned by two pretty, but kinda big, black girls. They took my arm and kept asking me to take them back to my room. I kept saying no thank you I'm tired and they kept saying 'let us come with you.' This dude in the elevator saw the whole thing and we couldn't figure out if they were prostitutes or drunk and hirny. I imagine prostitutes.

FS? Wow. Was it one of the girls from Monday night or someone else? That's a score.

Due Flush, how much? $27,500 plus bouncer, bartender, bathroom troll, and other tips?

Good analogy. Yeah, that's a 'them' problem and not a you problem.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

They are real... and they're spectacular. (from Seinfeld)

Overheard in this PL's pants: Right nut says to left nut: Dude, don't worry, you aren't going anywhere.

That sounds very similar to James' situation. Good to know that it's still possible to stretch the mileage limit, even in low mileage areas.

This guy is way too focused on the bouncer's tip. Look away. Look away.

That's a good way to look at it. That's how I felt about my best lap dance ever. That it was one step away from having sex. Now I can see the temptation of an extras club. If the dancer gets you to that point, you'll want to cross the goal line.

@25: Haha. Guess you don't need to bring a rubber if you are already wearing a scuba suit.