Comments by IwillLapAdancer (page 8)

I have had it happen to me, but I laugh it off because it does feel a little awkward. I look at it like this, it is more her loss than mine, as I may feel awkward, but I still have my money in my hand. If she is so hot that I want to try for her attention again, then next time I make sure to be at the stage when she first comes on, so to make sure not to end on an awkward note.

Only after getting a nut from the second jerk is it okay to be winded. The first round of jerking off is to be considered foreplay. From the ancient scriptures on Zen and Happy Endings by Rosie Palm.

About the bandana thing. I asked a stripper once how she remembered which side of the bandana had touched the chair. She told me it was more a mental thing with her as she did not really pay attention to which side she put down, but it made her more comfortable sitting on the stools.

Extroverted babes with sexual appetites get my attention too, even if they are not the prettiest in the club. An ice princess with a beauty pageant pedigree does nothing for me.

I'd rather be one of the few customers than lost in the crowd. Also drinks seem hard to get in standing room only situations.

Hello, I recently joined. Please don't be freaked out by my comment here. I come in peace, though I'd prefer to cum in pussy, but being a PL doesn't always afford me that opportunity. So, I am here now reading about your worried state of mind post A.M. breach.

Running out of money.

Welcome back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI

I asked about it and was told 3 songs starting at 60, plus one dancer drink.

When you going to do a report on the night shift girls? Your reviews are a great read. Never met Hailey, Jasmine or Lola, but I remember Maya from when she worked nights. Yeah, Maya was in much demand with plenty of regulars back then too.

The majority of the black dancers work the night shift after 7PM. There is also one Asian and a Persian dancer that works the nightshift as well. Best days to go to catch them is Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights. That's been my experience anyways.

" If you come here expecting to just have an average time you won't be disappointed. You never really have too much fun at the Gold Club" I Couldn't have said it any better than this.

Thanks for the VIP mileage warning.

Made one error above. Meant to say that the bathrooms were clean, and there was no attendant.

I had the same experience of having one of the dancers during the dayshift tell me she does not do lap dances. She was the first one I approached, so my bewilderment from her response kept me from asking any of the others. Things are different than my past visits.

They have not started scanning in Maryland, that I know of. There is one club that is a members only club, where I had to fill out an application of sorts. It has been awhile, if I remember correctly they took the drivers license number and my name, but no scanning at that time. I am single and work a job where no one really cares if I waste my livelihood on strip clubs, so at the time it wasn't that big of a deal. Nowadays, with the overly zealous righteousness of the LE and media, I would say no thank you to being documented for entering the SC and how often.

Another rule to add: Make sure you size up the bouncer(s) in order to be sure you can take him/them if you intend to get a lap dance from Tara Christine.

^^^Of coarse I find myself starting to argue for arguments sake, so I'll let it go and move on now.

@Hotstuff69babi No one says a dancer has to do something against her will. This particular dancer (assuming it actually is a dancer) admitted to letting guys continue with bad behavior after she has warned them repeatedly, just to coerce all their money out of their pockets, then have them thrown out by the bouncer, as some form of stripper justice league bullshit. All I was saying to her all along was, if the guy is still being a shithead after she warned him that he is crossing the line, then get the hell away from him. Instead, she comes on her and brags up how no one better cross her line or she'll dish out her form of punishment. I am just reading her post, thinking to myself, do I really need to listen to this stripper shit. The answer is NO. She wants to talk her smack, then let her go to Stripper Web, where she'll have the proper audience for it. With her new army of white knight PLs, as well as, some of you dancers here, you all seem to be giving this dancer (who claims having danced all over the continental U.S.) a pass for this kind of posting. Reread her posts again, and you'll find that she contradicts herself more than once, as pointed out by several of us along the way.

You seem like a very special person Tara. Perhaps your presence on Earth truly is a gift from the Almighty to us lowly PLs. You should tell your tale on the Stripper Web page. There would be a lot of people there that would completely understand where you are coming from. Here is the link: https://www.stripperweb.com/ Good luck in your endeavors to persevere.

"But if I've given u 4 or 5 warnings that you are making me feel violated then why shouldn't I take your money?" Tara, with all due respect, if a guy is making you feel violated because he wants to rub his dick all over your face, then for Christ's sake GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM. The fact that you would subject yourself to behavior you find offense just for a buck, makes me think that you have some self respect issues. I have to agree with Papi Chulo, in that, you should look for another line of work. But I know you won't, because you will not be satisfied until you get every last buck out of every last PL/weirdo/douchebag/rapist on the fuckin' planet. Enjoy counting out your stripper singles.

"Or if your just a douche I'll lead you on with promises of more, get as much money out of you, and then tell security you're not following the rules. " If the guy is a douche, why don't you just move on to the next ATM? Sounds like you enjoy the drama. Geez, I feel like I just read a PL hater post on SW.

"Last thing they want to find out is that you're married or have a boyfriend." This is the killjoy type of dancer, who has a need to keep it so real by letting the custie know up front that he doesn't have a chance in hell of ever being considered as more than a lowly PL. It is a safety gambit to keep a guy in line, but in the process kills the seduction fantasy. That's the way I feel about it anyways.

Dude, I feel you. When I had my heart surgery (with many complications), they had me hopped up on pain meds while in ICU. I was there for 10 fuckin' days. The side effects of the pain meds is that some people get constipated, me being one of those there peeps. So, every shift a new nurse would come in and ask if I had a bowel movement (aka did ya poop?), and I finally out of frustration had to say to one nurse "Well, I've been stuffed with this anal retention medication, so you take a guess babe." I should mention that at this point the pain from constipation was bad enough that the pain meds did not override it. I stopped the pain meds, and after a day of serious bowel pain, finally produced a movement. I was like "Yay, I pooped today!"

Should you get the job, you may want to be a little careful around all those dancers that are "absolutely stunning and very very nice people". Once you are in the competitive loop for the same dollars, some of those girls may not seem so nice after you find a few 9 inch heels in your back. At least that is the impression I have gotten over the years of listening to dancers bitch about one another.