Comments by IwillLapAdancer (page 7)

I watched a match once in a SC and it was hilarious. Since the strippers were not really paying me much attention, I got preoccupied watching the dykes bounce around in mini-skirts chasing the yellow ball around the court. Funny thing was the real dancers got a little miffed that I wasn't really watching them. It was funny how the strippers would compete with the dykes on television by starting mundane conversation or ask questions about the match. Who's winning?, one asked. I am, I answered, and turned back to watch the dykes in mini-skirts, while I drank my Heineken. It was a no-extras club, so I didn't really lose out on anything, I kind of miss some of the dykes like Monica Seles. She would have this sexy grunt every time she'd hit the ball with her racquet, as though a cock pounded balls deep into her pussy. Ultra light soft core porn is women's tennis, like the tittie pictures in a national geographic. lol

^^^Stop watching it. Go to the local strip club instead, and let the poor single moms there annoy you while they shake their asses in your face. 8O)

^^^^Agreed. The LIT I've had are almost all liquor with just a splash of coke to give it the color of iced tea. I have been getting into shots of Jameson lately. I asked as I ordered my first one, so what is Jameson? The bartender girl smiled and said Holy Water. I knocked down the shot, and said to her, well them I must be somekinda evil, cause that shit is burning me up! 8O)

I bet in the SC world, nice guys do finish last...and usually broke.

Yes, do read the reviews. Then take all of them with a grain of salt because as the fine print on this website reads "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction." 8o)

^^^^^I don't want to come off as negative or offensive, so with all due respect I have to ask...You have heard of the term being pussy whipped?

YMMV? Confucius say: When you are on the shittiest end of the YMMV stick, a stripper will blow everyone at the bachelor party but you.

Since I always liked the song and the video with all its energy, feel good groovin', I am very biased. So, yes. If Dee-Lite were to come into a strip club to do this act on stage, I would definitely be ignoring all the other girls in favor of watching her Groove is in the Heart.

It is weird how a stripper will have a stable full of guys she spends time with in the club, to the point of making me seemingly wait till she comes over like some kind of soft core cuckold thing, but gets upset when I stop waiting for her and spread my money around with a variety of girls. I stopped being any kind of regular to any of these girls after that bullshit was tried once. I go to the clubs when I feel like it and tip who I want. I have had plenty of sexual intercourse with hot girls, so I will sit back with a smile when a stripper tries to put me in my place. It seems a lot of the strippers like to have their cake and eat it too (aka GPS). I guess being in constant demand like strippers are, can distort their view of reality.

She should have told her fiancé that she is going to start dancing at an all nude strip club that allows extras, so she can explore her sexuality fully. Now that's entertainment. 8O)

“For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity. God keep me from ever completing anything. This whole book is but a draught—nay, but the draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!” ― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick; or, The Whale "Baby, don't be a dick. If you want to spend some time with me in VIP, then you gotta give me some cash." --- anonymous stripper

I would have bought one, but the last of my disposable income went into some stripper's cleavage.

So here is the compiled list that I got from this discussion: Most Often Heard SS Lines: 1. Damn you have a big dick. 2. I like feeling a guy’s dick get hard. 3. I have been here for hours and haven't gotten a dance yet. 4. You are my first dance of the day. 5. I need a drink but the club cut me off. If you buy me a drink I'll make it worth your while. (a few times in conjunction with the next line). 6. I have been drinking a bit too much. I get naughty when I have been drinking. You don't mind do you? 7. I wrecked my car, and I don't have enough to pay for it, and no one is buying any dances. (Reason varies for needing the money) 8. I just broke up with my boyfriend and I am horny. 9. I normally don't do this, but for you I'll allow it. Just don't tell anyone. 10. It's been dead in here tonight and I haven't made any $$$. 11. I just started dancing. 12. You're handsome / cute. 13. I like dancing for you the best; you're a great customer not like most guys. 14. I can't – management does not allow that – or - they have cameras. 15. I usually charge $40/dance but I like you so I'll charge you $20” (although dances are supposed to be $20). 16. I just need $ to make my tip out. 17. I'll give you the best dance you ever had. 18. "Wow you are really getting hard" (during lap dance). 19. “We can have a lot of fun in VIP” (in a known non-extras club). 20. Can you come in, I'm not making any money. 21. I'm behind and need to make my car payment / rent / electric. 22. So and so dancer (or bartender, or waitress, or manager) is a jerk, bitch, etc. 23. I go to nursing school during the day. 24. I like you. You're not like all the other guys who come in here. 25. I haven't seen you in weeks. Where have you been? Did you miss me? 26. What do you do for fun? 27. Have you been here before? 28. I'll come back to your hotel room at the end of my shift if you take me to VIP. 29. I haven't had sex in a year / couple of months. 30. Said after PL says anything: "Yeah right?" and "uh huh", or "I know what you mean". 31. "Wow that’s great. You want to dance?" Again, thanks. I got hustled good by a couple of strippers, so it's nice to be able to laugh at the shit after reading all your comments.

Got damn this is funny shit. I have heard a lot of these myself and fell for a few too. I think I am going to take all of these and put them on a paper in a long list, so next time a stripper tries to sell me a line, I'll just pull out the list and say, "Hey, that was SS number -fill in the blank!" Thanks!

I have been to my fair share of AMPs. They usually run 60 to 70 for the hour in my area. The ones I like and return to now and again, are the ones with the hand rail type bar mounted to the ceiling running the length of the massage table. The Asian women will walk on my back, and push into my shoulder and neck areas with their toes all the while holding onto the ceiling rail for balance. I work with my hands a lot (besides masturbating) and having an Asian woman standing on the palm of my hands with her bare feet with most of her body weight as pressure is just divine. I have been to ones with out the ceiling bar, and they tend not to walk on my back. To go there just for an average to good massage for a low price is okay for me. I will usually give the girl at least an extra twenty for a tip, since I am not sure about how much the house takes. If a happy ending, maybe a little more. I have personally never had a bad reaction from any of the Asian women for declining the happy ending, but then I rarely decline. She will either ask you if you want the happy ending, or just have you roll over and start without saying much. You'll know it is coming because they will get the erection by lightly stimulating the area around the inner thigh and the length of the cock with their fingers. I'd try it once if I had never been before. Like most things in life, it will be who is working there at the time of your visit and YMMV.

I have had doubts about stopping in to visit a club as I am driving by, and I usually continue home without stopping. The few times I have gone against my doubts, and I stop in to the club, I find it rather laborious to have any enjoyment. It must be my mindset as I walk in being on the negative with all the doubts. Usually what happens when I decide to keep going home is the thought that it is going to be the same bullshit and I have already been there and done that with pretty much the same girls. Since I usually stop in after work, I don't really have the option to visit another club right then, and by the time I get home I get busy with other stuff and no longer have any need to go. If you really don't want to stop in or have any doubts, trust yourself enough to know that this isn't the right time to go clubbing. At least that is the bullshit I tell myself, and it seems to work for me.

That's why I believe that magazine has gone way downhill and close to out of circulation. How could you pass up the Russian pretend lesbian pop duo Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova, each at the age of 18 too. I would have them two going all carpet munching, rimming and DFK. Pretend if you actually like it all you want girls, but I want to see you Lena pull on Yulia's clit with your lips, then shove your tongue down her asshole. Yeah, now look into the camera Lena while your tongue is deep in Yulia's ass, oh yes, very nice!

Yo, and like, we're fuckin' and shit. Uh-huh. I would love to skull fuck her real deep down her throat, so I could hear the ho say "Yo, like why you tryin' to fuckin' choke me and shit." Why? Because me so horny, now shut the fuck up and choke on this cock, bitch! Yeah, if I were in a porno movie with this strip-a-ho, it would go something like that. :-D

Charity begins at home. After that, I make a donation in the form of stripper singles to all the poor young single mothers wearing the high heels down at the dance club for young women.

My experience with GFE escorts is there is more sensual touching and kissing, DATY and of course sex. Now, some escorts advertise GFE, but actually provide the WFE experience. WFE being the wife experience, which usually means no sex and a lot of talking / arguing. Get with a review site like TER to help weed out the scam artists that try to pass themselves off as GFE escorts. You'll find that a good looking independent GFE escort will run about 300 to 400 per hour depending on girl and locale. And the super fine babes easily double that. Then there are the "professional cuddlers", which is probably what you may be talking about. If I remember correctly, they are about half to 2/3 the price of an escort, but I only inquired at one site some years ago. This is one of the websites you will likely find on webpages like BP. http://thesnugglebuddies.com/

Thanks again to everyone who gave me their experienced opinions. I will not bother with going to this porn star show.

^^^I had a suspicion things may get crowded, but never considered that the clubs own top dancers would avoid. Thank you for your insight.

Pussy is for horny fuckers like me. Beer is for blue collar horny fuckers that are suffering from pussy withdrawal. Scotch is for white collar horny fuckers that are suffering from pussy withdrawal. Strip clubs are for horny fuckers to get the beers / scotch when suffering from pussy withdrawal. Jobs are for horny fuckers to get money after their wallets were syphoned of all money at strip clubs in an attempt to alleviate the effects of pussy withdrawal.

^^^True dat. Be the last one they see before they leave the stage has worked the best for me. Usually a twenty dollar bill makes them happy too. At least in the one club I have visited recently. In the other, the stripper comes around for tips, and timing that is pretty much impossible since they don't do that in the same direction each time.

1) Scarlett Johannson, I want her big lips around my cock 2) Emily Ratajkowski, She looks good in her google pics anyways. 3) Jessica Simpson, Blondes are more fun part 1. 4) Britney Spears, Blondes are more fun part 2. 5) Kim K, just for the BBBJs though, since she does swallow it all. 6) Gwyneth Paltrow, Definitely three hole her old skinny ass just out of principle. 7) Sara Palin, I'd chain her to my bed post, with a piss pot near her, and use her as my gimp. 8) Courtney Stodden, Porn girls usually too stretched out, but they are fun for looking down their gaped pussy. 9) Pam Anderson, I'd do all her holes with an extra condom on, Vitamin C good, Hep C bad. 10) Hillary Clinton, falls into the Nancy Reagan category of "JUST SAY NO!"