Comments by IwillLapAdancer (page 6)

^^^Dirty Dawg

A dirt bag full of fun.

^^^That, and they some horny ass bitches.

Well, what do you consider it? A turn on or off? You asked the question, but only answer it with " I know mine, but curious on every one else's." For me it is a turn off, but if the club let's her continue to dance, then there must be a market for it in their view. It is between the girl and her employer.

I had a similar tale some three years ago after a near death experience. People would ask if my outlook on life changed afterwards. I would answer with "Let's see, I still have to work the same job, around the same people, drive home through the same shitty traffic, to the same ole neighborhood where I live, and do the same shit I have been doing for years to waste away some more of the limited time I have here. Yeah, my outlook on life has changed...Thanks for the interest." ROFLMAO

^^^bitch did keep the quarter. lol

Good one. I tried giving one a quarter and telling her to call someone who cares. She looked at the quarter and then to her cell phone, before looking at me puzzled. Times a fuckin' changing. I'll opt for giving her the trash bag next time. Thanks.

Dancer says "Haven't I seen you before?" PL answers "Yeah, all us PLs look alike. Just a bunch of dollar tipping spunk monkeys" So, I used to hand this one good pole dancer twenties for her excellent work, but after being absentee from her club for months, she sees me come in one day and says "hey there I remember you. Names Jackson right?" I says to her "Yeah, but you can just call me Andrew." (drums please) 8O)

If the guy was a real foot fetishist, he'd a kept sucking on her toes for the rest of the 4 dance VIP. Don't let one foot boy wanna be give the rest of us foot guys a bad name. That's all I'm tryin' to say. 8O)

Cool idea. Locally there is a club that offers a free lap dance day. After buying the expensive drinks there and tipping at the stage, I seriously doubt that it is all that free. But damn, if that one free powerball ticket was the winner, oh man, oh man, that would make for one lucky ass PL. Oh what all I'd do if I was that lucky ass PL.

You'll be certainly labeled a sociopath...or is it psychopath? Seems like such a fine line between the two. Let us know what the courts found you to be, when you write us from cell block C. 8O)

If you have a wife / girlfriend, and she sucks another man's dick while you're not around to see it, does that mean she didn't swallow? 8O) And if you are on the shitty end of the YMMV stick, it may be she swallows his, but not yours. Ohhhh! That there is just brutal! ROFLMAO

@Phoenix good that you are training to better your pole work. Even better that you were trying to get better on a night you weren't really feelin' it. Shows you got some character. I personally enjoy watching good pole dancing and tip well when it is done well. However, in all my experiences I have never seen the likes of a Jenyne Butterfly, though I hope to one day before I die. Keep up the good work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIuhfoTMv8&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwaIuhfoTMv8&has_verified=1

Eh. Mostly sound advice. Does she actually follow her own preaching though? Girls always like to talk this shit until a hot stud muffin comes in their view, and next thing is she'll do just about anything to suck the guy's dick. Bitches are just as bad as us guys when it comes to being seduced by what we deem as physically divine. Even though I never met the writer, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

All this maybe true, but the owner Mike Brown like to refer to himself as the "Redeemer". Taking in troubled players and giving them multiple chances to straighten their act up. Coach Marvin Lewis has had to direct an asylum full of characters since day one. I'd put some of the blame on the owner himself for setting the stage to begin with. http://www.cincyjungle.com/2012/5/25/3043756/commentary-are-the-cincinnati-bengals-still-the-nfls-bad-boys

DATY with Tori? Sight unseen?...Nah, got to see the food on the plate first before I commit to the deed.

Oh pleeeaaaase Tori. Get all technical on our asses. It's much better than medieval for sure.

@Tori_Emerson Orlando Florida, sounds nice. Break a leg Tori! Oh wait, that's a different type of stage. Maybe break a heel is better for the SC stage. 8O)

Is changing tires like putting a different pair of stripper heels on her feet then. Listen, I'll help you out by using my good wrench on her so she's nicely tuned up. Now that's using your dipstick Jimmy! 8O)

@Tori_Emerson What city where you thinking to start dancing?

@ Tori_Emerson, just make sure you try and save your money, and have an exit strategy. Twenty years from now, you don't want to be an OTHS.

(Tori_Emerson, I'll add that you'll make more money if you give blowjobs! You'll probably make even more if you also give rimjobs! A hot 21 year old giving me a rimjob before she deepthroats me and finishes by swallowing = brilliant! :) Now that there is brilliant! 8O)

Depends on the girl and how she carries them. In one club, the porn-star Draven was a regular dancer at, she looked really other-worldly under the lights as they played on her Goth tatted look. She is real comfortable in her body, which is really sexy. That, and she has a cool personality to boot. Other girls don't carry their tats as well, or maybe they just don't carry themselves as well on stage, and their discomfort shows up in the body language as they move on stage. For me, I look at the shape of the woman's body and the attitude she portrays more than what is painted on her skin. In the case of Draven, she put it all together...tats and ass. At least that's been my point of view.

I always thought the worst ex-jock sports commentator was Warren Sapp. He would say something then look into the camera with a stupid cheesy smile. Of course he was probably making a 100 grand for every opinion he let dribble out, so he certainly has more stripper singles than I do to make it rain. If I am looking at Sports Center at all, it's just to catch up on the scores. Don't really care who is giving them, but a hot chick sports caster is always better on the eyes.

Imagine if someone pulled back the curtain on Timex, and just found a little Spunk Monkey pulling levers to make the life size Timex meat puppet walk and talk. That would be freaky shit. Just joshing you Timex guy. I have to agree with the others here, and that you should actually stop going to strip clubs for a while, and clear your head. Maybe get into building plastic model planes, sniff the glue and have origins of the cosmos thoughts. You know...shit like that.