Roadworrier
Lapland

Comments by Roadworrier (page 11)

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6 years ago
2002gti
Colorado
From out of town
Glad to hear (sarcasm font) this place hasn’t changed in 25 years.
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6 years ago
SimonBelmont
Florida
Paying Respects to an Old Spot!
I like the third person references. Keeps things in perspective as opposed to “real life”.
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6 years ago
David1096
Virginia
New Gold and Silver
I was there a couple years ago and it was the best place in VA for sure. Sounds like even with the changes it still is the best.
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6 years ago
GSOSteveO
North Carolina
Good club but too expensive
Northern Virginia style prices in North Carolina? A definite non-starter. What the f*** are they thinking?
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6 years ago
Redmonwin
California
Day 2 Oase
Cheaper to fly to Frankfurt and go to the FKK than to do VIP in done of the clubs on the East Coast!
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6 years ago
MARKPAIN
Alabama
Good time
The millennial stripper-with-cellphone in the SC seems to be a chronic condition up and down the East Coast. The whole idea about SCs for me has been to have unattainable (in real life) women approaching you. I know that’s probably an exaggeration. But if a gal who’s a 7 thinks she’s so hot you have to compete with other PLs for her time, there’s definitely something off. You’re paying her, after all.
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6 years ago
Oakridge23
Florida
Slow Monday evening
Glad to hear that after all these years it’s still a good time.
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6 years ago
shmutz
California
Loss of "Innocence"
Congrats on your new ATF and your awesome experience. Seems like someone you can “educate”.
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6 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Still trying to figure the place out
Sounds like the time I went, but I did find a gal to go to the “back room” with. Careful because room prices are pretty low by DC/Baltimore standards, but the girl kept asking for money so I could touch her titties, buy her a beer so we could converse at the bar, etc. Like you said, my impression also was some of the girls act like they are somewhat exclusive except to their regulars. The one who annoyed me the most the time I went was this gorgeous brunette gal Sugar, who kept trying to engage me at the bar while fondling her regular guy on the other side. No, I don’t do threesomes with other guys, young lady.
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6 years ago
mafeditor
Maryland
major disappointment
Yep, around here I’ve experienced both extreme hustle (girls 8 or better all congregating around you at your table) at that Paper Moon place in Northern Virginia (to the point where when you took one girl back the others tagged along) and last week, the precise opposite at Ritz and it looks like based on your review I’m not the only one that sees it. The in-between clubs (Millstream especially and it sounds like GGC and PC too) are going downhill rapidly in terms of looks, rules and service.
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6 years ago
wallanon
These Girls Need to Learn How to Mingle
Would you rate this above Deja Vu N Hollywood?
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6 years ago
Juergo
Virginia
Fun but expensive
It’s $150 for 10 min, not 30. Hell, I’d be there all the time if they had 30 min rooms for $150. Not gonna happen in Northern Virginia.
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6 years ago
YahooSerious
Illinois
Closed due to homicide
Shit, right next to where my parents used to live.
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6 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Sunday was Suck
All that said, I never have an issue getting laps anywhere farther south of the Mason-Dixon Line, or in Cali. I think it’s this region that specifically sucks, relatively speaking. And yet 3-4 years ago, It was awesome and I was a 30-40 pound heavier dude. I think it’s more than “the rules”.
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6 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Sunday was Suck
Strange old person, heh! Next time I’ll wear my “Old Guys Rule” t-shirt, and then shower dollar bills on them while they sit and play with their smartphones! Damn, thanks for the inspiration!
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6 years ago
packin
nomad
Worst experience ever
NO is an SC wasteland as is much of Louisiana. Penthouse in Baton Rouge is pretty much the show in that state.....but way pricey.
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6 years ago
duffel
Out
Goddess
Do they still have those $20 “dancer drinks”?
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6 years ago
Bghunter5
Alabama
Solid Club...Only One In Town
Probably the best in the whole state. NoVA and Richmond have expensive pastie clubs, and Hampton Roads is bad enough you’d want to scream.
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6 years ago
Boogieknight
Virginia
cute girls, one rippedme off
Based on my experience with a taller blonde last week, extra tips for bssically nothing seem to be the rule if they do private dances at all. Sad, because the girls here seem to be real lookers.
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6 years ago
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Not sure how they keep the lights on
I gotta think the only reason a club manager would deliberately perform Hari-Kari on their successful business model is if LE (or “inspectors”) somehow found it necessary to intervene. Remember the season we’re in as well. Confucious day, “If there’s an election, expect no erection.”
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6 years ago
2tall
Maryland
STILL SCANNING YOUR LICENSE
Go before 7 on a Sunday as I’ve done, and I notice they don’t seem to be worried about your ID. After that, the club entrance seems to resemble an auxiliary DMV locations with its scanner, computer systems, etc. Perhaps they could do topless drivers license renewals.
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6 years ago
Slowalk
Michigan
The Big Waste
I guess living in the DC area I’m used to making a 60-90 minute drive to the Baltimore clubs, but in this case I’d suggest if you really want a good SC experience, get the heck out of NOLA and go to Penthouse Club in BR. Granted it’s the only real show in town there (and the prices reflect that) but at least it’s not a wasteland like NOLA seems to be. PCBR allows you to do the one thing that seems elusive in NOLA, which is to get a full-contact topless lap dance from a beautiful girl.
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6 years ago
philsull
Washington
Hot Girls But That's About It
No LDs. There are “private” spaces (watched by staff) upstairs but only to watch on a small stage or have them sit on your lap. Not worth it.
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6 years ago
NavelObserver
Maryland
No Afternoon Delight
Usually better (all relatively speaking) at night.
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6 years ago
ATACdawg
Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
If only they could do lap dances!
A lot of money to pay for no laps, but I agree the food and girls are decent quality. I’ll probably pay a visit the next time I’m in the neighborhood.