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5 days ago

rickthealien has a girlfriend

This rick was made aware of a monumental signal from the 1960s as part of my interactions with SETI: https://eroticmadscience.com/tag/michelle-angelo/ ROAR!!!...

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stripperlover777

Political Discourse

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20 days ago

My rickish predictions for Election Day (and every day thereafter)

No…this rick is not going to predict the actual winner of any races. Imma predict the future behavior of certain damn dirty apes. If Trump wins: 1. Gamma will be happy for 2 microseconds and...

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a month ago

Some of our posters have alleged that other posters are actually bots. This rick, being an empiricist, decided to test that hypothesis. Can a large language model produce output that sounds like one of...

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a month ago

Hope all you demented perverts in the path of Milton stay safe!

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Political Discourse

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2 months ago

Show some respect for the victims of 9/11

I’m going to set aside the lion persona for a post and admonish some of our regular posters (they know who they are) for turning 9/11 tribute posts into string of toxic squabbles: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85913 https://tuscl.net/discussion/85917 Almost 3000...

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3 months ago

Some rickvice: be more like the stripperlover

Most of y’all have a real disadvantage in life…you’re not a rick. When you’re a rick life if wonderful. But you should think about this: the Stripper Loving Ape is a demented weirdo that...

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4 months ago

Rickvice regarding links entitled “AI MILF porn”

Imma give you some rickvice: if you see a link entitled “AI MILF porn” don’t click it. I’m not going to give any more details than that. If you find such a link maybe the...

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4 months ago

Top 40 members muted

So, how does this top 40 members muted https://tuscl.net/top40?id=11 work? It says “past 12 months.” Does that mean members who mute the focal member in the past 12 months or total number of members that...

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4 months ago

What is Kent Bot’s endgame?

Georgie Lildick think’s Kent Ape is training a bot. https://tuscl.net/discussion/85351 This rick wants to know what said bot’s endgame is? I can understand reprogramming a Tesla autopilot with the moves of a drunken rick. After...

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5 months ago

Martin Mull RIP

Sadly, the actor that portrayed my favorite sitcom character - Russell the druggie pharmacist on Two and a Half Men - has passed. Alas, the pilot for my sitcom “What are you…a cop?” will not...

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5 months ago

This rick is confused

The club discussion confused me: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85186 Apparently this place was called the Bigfoot Gentleman’s Club but the name is changing. What do you damn dirty apes think happened? Was Sasquatch the owner or manager? Or...

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6 months ago

Club social media

I’d like to call your attention to the following: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85006 If you haven’t seen it, it is a description of showing up in the background of the club instagram. Even filming the frickin’ parking lot! That shit...

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6 months ago

This car’s owner has to be a TUSCL poster

https://www.phun.org/funny_pictures_4/29038.jpg The only question is “which weirdo ape owns this frickin’ weirdomobile?” C’mon weirdo…fess up. ROAR!!!...

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6 months ago

Sorting discussions by last comment

One of the most important TUSCL functions - the ability to sort by last comment - is still missing and this rick hopes it will return. I mean really…how do you sort the wheat...

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7 months ago

Happy National Crêpes Suzette Day

This rick has his own recipe with a lil wildebeest hash mixed in with the citrus zest, but you damn dirty dirty apes can have them any way you want. Well, it’s kinda pointless...

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7 months ago

Professor rickthevulture

My bud the vulture has started a university for the smartest vultures in the world. And some of his students couldn’t take rickish levels of alcohol consumption. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/vultures-deemed-drunk-fly-dumpster-diving-taken-rehab-center ROAR!!!...

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7 months ago

27,000 Scots Wikipedia entries written by US Teen that doesn’t speak Scots

I bet he just wrote the kind of stuff groundskeeper Willie on the Simpsons would say: https://www.engadget.com/scots-wikipedia-230210674.html I know a way for this young hairless ape to become a valued member of society. He is now...

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8 months ago

Be rickish, not dickish… the basic tenets is rickism

Motor ape’s recent post about the absence of a thumbs down for dancer photos reminded this rick to explain the basic tenets of rickism. Now, most of you normies will never know the true joy...

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9 months ago

Stripperlover… This rick has gotta ask you something…

Now this rick is not going to criticize the obsessive posting of photos, but I gotta know what is going through your lil hairless ape mind? Is it the drugs? If so, try drinkin’...

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10 months ago

Why is Skifredo bookmarking my profile?

These alerts are frickin’ weird. Apparently skifredo just bookmarked my profile. I mean really…I encourage Fredo to take a chill pill, learn meditation, and learn from us ricks, but I’m not sure he needs...

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a year ago

Is anybody else curious about Snerzy’s perspective?

C’mon Biseggi… tell you bud Snerzy to share his side of the story. ROAR!!!...

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a year ago

Nude male nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ in Bass Pro Shop aquarium

First of all, I say bravo to the ape that decided to pull this stunt: https://www.wpri.com/dont-miss/naked-man-arrested-after-doing-cannonball-into-bass-pro-shop-tank-in-alabama-police/ But I do have questions. What is his TUSCL handle? Would blah date this guy? And why the fuck wasn’t...

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a year ago

New Year’s Resolutions

This rick hopes all you damn dirty apes had a good holiday, regardless of what the fuck you celebrate. Even the wackos like Skifredo. I’m back from the good eatin’ wildebeest festival ready for...

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a year ago

Sorting threads by last comment

Will there be a way to sort threads by most recent comment? That makes it easy to sort the good discussion from the bad. The wheat from the chaff. The delicious wildebeest from the...

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a year ago

Elon Musk ape has the best names for his apelings

I mean really, they’re not rick cool, but you gotta earn your rickness. If you’re gonna be named something unique then “Techno Mechanicus” is pretty frickin’ cool. Perhaps not as cool as the earlier...

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a year ago

The recent TUSCL glossary post got me thinkin’, as this rick is wont to do. It included a term for golden shower. Gloria Steinem or Gene Simmons or Geraldo Rivera or some such nonsense. But...

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a year ago

I need to start subcontracting

The hawk in this video seems like a good egg: https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh7dDFTLnIEg0lm0U3/out-of-a-movie-snake-falls-from-the-sky-onto-a-woman-she-then-gets-attacked-by-a-hawk Anyone know where I can get in touch with him? I think it would be good to put him on retainer to go seek out...

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Political Discourse

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a year ago

Place to discuss the stupid Trump indictment podcast or whatev…

As a rick and a lion Imma take the bull by the horns and try to get you weirdo apes talkin’ ‘bout Trump in the front room to start postin’ your stuff here. ROAR!!!...

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a year ago

Ideas for Lyon strip clubs

So this rick will soon be off to France for a vacation and a bit of work. Have any of you weirdos been to Lyon and, if so, do you have experience with strip...

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2 years ago

Set course for Saginaw!!

Have you apes seen this shit? https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2023/03/sloth-bites-teen-during-visit-to-michigan-pet-store-ruining-lifelong-dream.html That is one badass sloth. Imma bring him a stylin’ suit and bust him out of the hoosegow. Maybe he can be my wingman on the subsequent a...

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2 years ago

TUSCL needs an “Am I the asshole” discussion room, like Reddit. Do you agree?

Spoiler alert: given the average TUSCL poster, the answer will be “why yes, you are the asshole.” In fact, that’s a 100% guarantee for Skifredo and Iceezebra posts. But it will still be a...

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2 years ago

Desertscrub: do you think he really wears a kilt in the club?

Desertscrub has claimed to wear a kilt to the club. In other words, Scrub Ape may very well be a kiltjizzer. Well, this rick wants to know more about Scrub Ape’s psychology and his...

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2 years ago

What are the best kind of pants for lap dance pleasure?

As a rick I alway show up at the club in a stylin’ suit. The lap dance issue really doesn’t matter to this rick because I take that suit off when the time is...

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Givemegothgirls

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2 years ago

Do any of you damn dirty apes like the Emerson Lake and Palmer?

I’m all drunk and watching some old documentary on those goofy ELP apes. They are play Pachelbel's Canon with a laser light show while a horse ice skates in the background. Do any you...

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2 years ago

The dugan’s wisest words yet

My brother from another mother recently said “When I go to an amusement park, do I keep things professional and all business? Of course not. Sure it's business for the people working there, but...

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2 years ago

Happy New Year from all the ricks

Doesn’t matter if your a badass cat, a zen barnacle, or a damn dirty ape. You all deserve a happy 2023! Well, maybe not Skifredo. He’s kind of a insano. Well…whatever, I guess this rick...

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2 years ago

Merry Christmas to you damn dirty apes

Title says it all. Well, I guess I should add happy Chanukah. And happy whatever else you may celebrate. I had me a roaring good winter solstice and expect some good Christmas fun. Wishing...

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2 years ago

Should I go rescue ricktheporcupine from the Amsterdam hoosegow?

Just saw this: https://www.newsflare.com/video/307724/uk-woman-dances-with-porcupine-not-knowing-it-may-suffer-from-zoochosis They say that the porcupine has some sort of mental condition, but that sure looks like rick tryin’ to convince the chick to engage in some big boobed hairless ape on porcupine...

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2 years ago

It’s funny because it’s true!

While on a vacation in London the wife of a long time poster begins to feel rather randy and decides to engage in a gangbang with having an affair with three men, one from...

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2 years ago

Imma get things back on track… Prosecco in the pussy

Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule. Here’s a question: how...

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2 years ago

Large canine ejaculates in female hairless ape and ape is confused about species

The rick is skeptical about this story: https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_14/24620.jpg This rick’s experience is that even the stupidest of hairless ape whores understand that takin’ my lion jizz their hooha will not result in lil’ cubs with noble...

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2 years ago

Chef Scrub Ape? The rick got some suspect coq au vin

Have any of you ever worried that Scrub Ape might be the chef when you go to a restaurant? I went to a restaurant with good reviews but when my dinner arrived it was...

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2 years ago

Future Ape pulled a rick-level trick on Scottie Pippen

So this hairless ape that raps under the name of “Future” pulled a rick trick on Pippen. Apparently, a young Future Ape wanted Pippen’s autograph. Pippen refused so a number of years later Future...

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2 years ago

I think that Skifredo bought a car!

Get a load of this gem: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/w30lr1/oc_cowboy_butts_make_him_nuts/ There is a lot to unpack here. The “Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts” bumper sticker is what convinced me it was Skifredo. But you should also check out the...

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2 years ago

TUSCL needs a “yeah…that happened” button in addition to “like” and “dislike”

You know how there are times you’re reading TUSCL and somebody says something crazy and you’re all “yeah, right… like that happened” and you roll your eyes? There should be a button for that sentiment....

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2 years ago

Clowns… Frickin’ clowns… and the Cirque du Soleil

Not idiots like Skifredo. Nope, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the freaks that wield chainsaws and live in the sewer and shit like that. I was shocked to discover that Libby-ape or whatever the fuck his...

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2 years ago

This is some fucked up shit

So I was all rickin’ around enjoying myself when this sexy female hairless ape told me about this cartoon her father used to watch. It was called He-Man. Sounds kind of gay to this...

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2 years ago

Q: What is the most appropriate name for a male that has sex on the beach?

A: Sandy Johnson ROAR!!!...

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